Absent Leadership. Empty Heads. Vacant Values.
Posted on 09/03/2012 3:23:20 PM PDT by GunsAndBibles
It came with a POSTAGE PAID RETURN ENVELOPE. I'm open to suggestions for it's best utilization.
I'm thinking a copy of the Bill of Rights with KMA written across it.
Donate a few hundred pounds of scrap pig iron.
Send it back w/o a donation of course, but include a donation request for another person, but continue to use your own address. The are probably stupid enough to keep sending you more mail and wasting more postage.
Absent Leadership. Empty Heads. Vacant Values.
I like the way you think.
I suggest a box of elephant dung with the envelope attached to the box and no return address.
Let the cat leave a deposit in it.
Wrap up a brick, include instructions for Hussein to stick it where the sun don’t shine, put the postage paid envelope on top so 0bammy and his commie buddies pay the hefty postage.
Two suggestions:
1. Include a picture of an empty chair.
2. Whatever else you do, make it hefty. The campaign has to pay for weight overage.
There are so many good ideas in this thread, I think you should mail all of them!
What you won’t send money to a millionaire.
Tape it to a brick and dump it in a USPS mail box.
Tape the envelope to an old chair and stuff it into the nearest mailbox!
ALWAYS return such “postage paid” envelopes back to liberal organizations/politicians/mainstream media newspaper subscription solicitations. It will only cost them less than 1/2 dollar but every bit we bleed their finances, the better this world will be.
I usually put random junk mail in the return envelopes—junk mail that has no personal identifiers with my info on them.
Here’s how to cause the maximum amount of damage... Send it back with one buck in the envelope along with a note saying you wish it could be a lot more this month but you’re on a “fixed income” and had some other bills to pay. They’ll waste a ton of money sending you even more junk.
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