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Rage Monkey Asks....
Original Content, However Weird It Is.... | 9/11/2012 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/11/2012 8:12:09 AM PDT by Lazamataz



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ragemonkey
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Rage Monkey might be a regular feature.
1 posted on 09/11/2012 8:12:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

My only point is if the unthinkable happens and Obama wins, put the blame where it belongs - the GOPe.

Unbelievably these weasles are already trying to establishing the meme that conservatives deserve the blame.


2 posted on 09/11/2012 8:15:11 AM PDT by DManA
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To: DManA

Rage Monkey is PISSED.


3 posted on 09/11/2012 8:16:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

And his blind brother Spanky.


4 posted on 09/11/2012 8:16:43 AM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo, being wily, pities the fool.)
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To: Lazamataz

Monkeys have been known to rip faces off.


5 posted on 09/11/2012 8:18:47 AM PDT by DManA
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To: humblegunner

Rage Monkey is FURIOUS.


6 posted on 09/11/2012 8:19:05 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: DManA

Rage Monkey is ANGRY.


7 posted on 09/11/2012 8:19:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

8 posted on 09/11/2012 8:20:41 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Lazamataz

I heart rage monkey.
I identify with rage monkey.


9 posted on 09/11/2012 8:20:41 AM PDT by Nervous Tick ("You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.")
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To: Lazamataz
Not to be confused with the rally monkey.
10 posted on 09/11/2012 8:23:13 AM PDT by liege (I'll pay more for tomatoes...or lettuce.)
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To: Nervous Tick

I might make a series of Rage Monkey cartoons, unleashing MY inner Rage Monkey. Would you like that?


11 posted on 09/11/2012 8:23:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz
If you find that Rage Monkey needs a day off,
Islamic Rage Boy has been out of work lately.


12 posted on 09/11/2012 8:23:27 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

My inner child is a Rage Monkey.


13 posted on 09/11/2012 8:24:05 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

Rage monkey:

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Saturday+night+live+Chris+farley+coffee+crystals&mid=81E69FDAE61098FB680E81E69FDAE61098FB680E&view=detail&FORM=VIRE6


14 posted on 09/11/2012 8:24:21 AM PDT by DManA
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To: shibumi

Rage Boy descended from Rage Monkey millions of years ago.


15 posted on 09/11/2012 8:24:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

Even more pissed is that the Republican party is thinking of giving a person with the exact same background a chance at it!


16 posted on 09/11/2012 8:25:16 AM PDT by CodeToad (Be Prepared...They Are.)
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To: Lazamataz
Roughly half of our population agrees with Obama and THESE PEOPLE!
17 posted on 09/11/2012 8:27:34 AM PDT by Baynative
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To: CodeToad

Rage Monkey is ENRAGED!


18 posted on 09/11/2012 8:28:05 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

P.S. The idea of you, monkey, hitting it, just doesn’t seem to come together just right.


19 posted on 09/11/2012 8:30:01 AM PDT by CodeToad (Be Prepared...They Are.)
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To: CodeToad

Who in our country has the “exact same background” as Barack Obama?


20 posted on 09/11/2012 8:31:06 AM PDT by Baynative
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To: Lazamataz
Here is the problem with people

Fat. Stupid. Lazy. And that half black half white monster cruising the shallows? Awww. He can't eat us all.

21 posted on 09/11/2012 8:31:46 AM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: CodeToad

Rage Monkey is a little upset by that comment.


22 posted on 09/11/2012 8:31:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: DManA

They have been doing that for years


23 posted on 09/11/2012 8:32:45 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: bigheadfred

Hotlinks are a problem. Rage Monkey agrees.

Rage Monkey advises you try posting that picture again.


24 posted on 09/11/2012 8:33:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

go for it.

It’s definitely different


25 posted on 09/11/2012 8:33:53 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Lazamataz
"My inner child is a Rage Monkey."

I sensed that.

Call it an inspired guess, if you will.

Or perhaps your thirst for human blood.
26 posted on 09/11/2012 8:34:01 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: GeronL
Rage Monkey approves. Rage Monkey has calmed down for a second.

OH HELL, RAGE MONKEY IS PISSED OFF AGAIN!!!

27 posted on 09/11/2012 8:35:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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Justified.

28 posted on 09/11/2012 8:35:27 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: Lazamataz
The Lemmings who vote for Ubama are below contempt.

I have people on Facebook ask during the convention

"Is what Bill(Clinton) says true? Will Romney get rid of All Pre-School!? I WANNA KEEP MAH JOB!"

Then I know people, Businessmen mind you who are all bout the bottom dollar and getting as much cash for themselves say "Clint Eastwood is a rambling old man spouting non-sense, welcome to the republican party, too extreme for me"

While the democrats would take away everything he has.

I have stopped trying to talk sense into them and if they end up living under a bridge, well it is because they voted for Ubama.

29 posted on 09/11/2012 8:35:53 AM PDT by KC_Lion ( Wherever I find myself standing, I forever stand with Israel.)
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To: shibumi

Rage Monkey also likes eating the children of Trolls.


30 posted on 09/11/2012 8:35:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz
Not to be confused with his dhimmocrat counterpart, Evil Monkey.


31 posted on 09/11/2012 8:36:06 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Vote for Paul Ryan 2012...... oh, and that other guy running on his ticket that's not Obama.)
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To: evets

Rage Monkey hates Monkey Chihuahuas.


32 posted on 09/11/2012 8:37:47 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz
Rage Monkey is FURIOUS.

Is he angry enough to hand out a "West Covina Chimp Beat Down"?

33 posted on 09/11/2012 8:37:52 AM PDT by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: OB1kNOb
Evil Monkey is, indeed, a liberal. Evil Monkey lives for free in someone elses house, stays in the closet, and scares people to stay in power.

Rage Monkey wants to tear Evil Monkey limb from limb.

34 posted on 09/11/2012 8:39:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: South Hawthorne

Like a boss.


35 posted on 09/11/2012 8:40:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz
Obama WILL BE Rage Monkey, when he loses in November. They both look the same to me.
36 posted on 09/11/2012 8:42:09 AM PDT by ZX12R (FUBO GTFO 2012 !)
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To: Lazamataz

Rage Monkey is LIVID.


37 posted on 09/11/2012 8:44:06 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Lazamataz

CODE WORD ALERT! CODE WORD ALERT!

MONKEY = RACIST! MONKEY = RACIST!

RECALCULATING...


38 posted on 09/11/2012 8:45:24 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: Lazamataz
To hell with them. Not going to monkey with them.

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39 posted on 09/11/2012 8:46:08 AM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: Lazamataz
Rage on!

 

40 posted on 09/11/2012 8:47:04 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: JimRed
Rage Monkey is INFURIATED with the idea he is RACIST.

Rage Monkey is not RACIST.

Rage Monkey is SPECIST!

41 posted on 09/11/2012 8:47:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

Does Rage Monkey fling poo?

If so...who are his targets?


42 posted on 09/11/2012 8:50:24 AM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: Responsibility2nd

Rage Monkey is impressed with the firearm and may go get one.


43 posted on 09/11/2012 8:50:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Lazamataz

Can’t we direct even a little bit of rage at the GOPe, who forced the worst candidate possible down our throats? He was responsible for imposing gay marriage on the first state to impose it—Massachusetts. Since then, several other have followed. He was responsible for classifying abortion as “Health Care,” and providing taxpayer subsidies for it. Since then, it has predictably become free, at taxpayer expense. He was responsible for imposing Romneycare, the model for Obamacare.

And he still talks about implementing parts of Obamacare, even now when his base has yet to vote. What he really means is that, once in office, he would keep all of it, but change its name to Universal Romneycare so the glory will be his.

And he still supports gay adoption—which has driven Catholic and other Christian adoption agencies out of business, while victimizing the children in question. Once elected, that will inevitably be extended to gay marriage, which he has always supported in practice.

What makes me rage is the corrupt political operators who have increasingly and shamelessly come out from under their rocks and given us this choice: a gay, Communist, Muslim destroyer who wants to steal everything from the people, or a gay, sectarian, socialist destroyer who wants to steal everything from the people.

And both of them are malignant narcissists, who think they are gods and love chiefly themselves and what they consider their well-deserved glory.

Yes, Obama is worse, but not by a whole lot. I’m still praying that something will happen to resolve this tragic mess before the election, but it is increasingly unlikely.

In the meantime, I decline to take the blame for voting my conscience, which will not allow me to vote for either of these child killers. The blame belongs chiefly to the Democrats AND to the GOPe, who have foisted these two evil destroyers on us and told us to choose between them or go stuff it.


44 posted on 09/11/2012 8:56:41 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Cicero

Rage Monkey will address all these issues. Right now RAGE MONKEY IS FOCUSED ON RAGING AGAINST THE MACHINE.


45 posted on 09/11/2012 8:57:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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Can’t we direct even a little bit of rage at the GOPe, who forced the worst candidate possible down our throats?

They'll be plenty of time for that after the election, if Mitt loses. Right now, the only thing that matters is getting the Kenyan out of the White House, then we'll deal with Romney in due course.

46 posted on 09/11/2012 8:58:54 AM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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Shock the Monkey
47 posted on 09/11/2012 8:59:24 AM PDT by BubbaBasher ("Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals" - Sam Adams)
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To: Lazamataz
Rage Monkey is not RACIST.

Focus, focus...the WORD, not the little guy himself! As far as his being SPECIST, I don't blame him. I prefer my own SPECIES too!

8^)

48 posted on 09/11/2012 9:04:41 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: Lazamataz
Rage Boy descended from Rage Monkey millions of years ago.

You sure it wasn't the other way around?

49 posted on 09/11/2012 9:06:41 AM PDT by McGruff (Support your local Republican candidates. They are our last line of defense.)
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To: Lazamataz

Have a banana, Rage Monkey.

Just don’t sling your poo.


50 posted on 09/11/2012 9:07:20 AM PDT by sauropod (Only two of God's creatures can employ the term "we": newspaper editors and men with tapeworms-Hayes)
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