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Biden Promotes Free Colonoscopies To Seniors
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/rightwing202.html ^

Posted on 09/29/2012 9:25:49 AM PDT by navysealdad

In Florida this afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden reminded supporters that thanks to President Obama, they could now get free colonoscopies. Vice President said I've had it done at least eight times and enjoyed the procedure. Joe remarked I've had my head up my own arse for years, feel right at home discussing colonoscopies.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: satire; semifunny; semiunfunny; sourcetitlenoturl
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To: navysealdad

He just wants to stick it to them any way he can.


21 posted on 09/29/2012 10:26:05 AM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: oblomov
Is that you Chauncey?

FMCDH(BITS)

22 posted on 09/29/2012 10:27:03 AM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: duckman

If they are part of the 47% then yes they are free to them.

To the rest of us. Not so much.


23 posted on 09/29/2012 10:52:42 AM PDT by cableguymn (peace through strength. if they don't like you at least they will fear you.)
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To: navysealdad

If Obamacare ever goes into effect, God forbid, people over 65 will be denied treatment in many cases, due to the inevitable rationing caused by socialized medicine.

So why would seniors need colonoscopy screenings if they’re not going to receive treatment for whatever doctors may find in their colons?

And, more important at this stage of the presidential campaign, why doesn’t Mitt Romney point this out very publicly to seniors to expose how foolish Joe Biden and his promises are? Let’s hope Paul Ryan brings this up in the vice-presidential debate.


24 posted on 09/29/2012 11:10:00 AM PDT by Bluestocking
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To: navysealdad

Sorry Rimshot but I’d much rather have a free cell phone. You know what you can do with your colonoscopy.


25 posted on 09/29/2012 11:42:10 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Vote early and vote often.)
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To: navysealdad
In Florida this afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden reminded supporters that thanks to President Obama, they could now get free colonoscopies.

Bend over grandma.

26 posted on 09/29/2012 12:02:24 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Take two Aspirin and call me in November - Obama for Hindmost.)
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To: navysealdad

When Biden was administered his free colonoscopy, the doctor told him to open his mouth wide.


27 posted on 09/29/2012 12:03:59 PM PDT by chuckee
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To: csvset

“Tour de Franzia”.......heh


28 posted on 09/29/2012 12:22:17 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (No tagline until JR gets the snail out of this site....as he promised moons ago.)
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To: navysealdad
Biden doesn't need a colonoscopy because he's the perfect ass.

(....I restrained myself....)

Leni

29 posted on 09/29/2012 12:39:25 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: navysealdad

That would play better in San Fransicko...butt they’re already pulling the -—uhh, LEVER for Obama.


30 posted on 09/29/2012 2:35:00 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: navysealdad

31 posted on 09/30/2012 3:16:45 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: navysealdad

Alas, too late - the IRS has been providing free colonoscopies for decades.


32 posted on 09/30/2012 12:30:37 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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