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Biden Promotes Free Colonoscopies To Seniors
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/rightwing202.html ^
Posted on 09/29/2012 9:25:49 AM PDT by navysealdad
In Florida this afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden reminded supporters that thanks to President Obama, they could now get free colonoscopies. Vice President said I've had it done at least eight times and enjoyed the procedure. Joe remarked I've had my head up my own arse for years, feel right at home discussing colonoscopies.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: satire; semifunny; semiunfunny; sourcetitlenoturl
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To: navysealdad
Biden’s little secret is, “he likes to watch”.
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:28:42 AM PDT
by
oblomov
To: navysealdad
I think they’ve been free for a long time...But if they find a teeny, tiny polyop...and snip it....that costs $10,000.
To: navysealdad
He is trying to buy my vote by sticking what up where? I guess he said it all when he said “Joe remarked I've had my head up my own arse for years”
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:31:02 AM PDT
by
20yearvet
(they yell for more tests as long as its your money)
To: Sacajaweau
This is satire, isn’t it?
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:31:11 AM PDT
by
Shady
(Hey, King Bozo Osmocote....you can't hide the truth anymore..)
To: navysealdad
He is trying to buy my vote by sticking what up where? I guess he said it all when he said “Joe remarked I've had my head up my own arse for years”
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:31:23 AM PDT
by
20yearvet
(they yell for more tests as long as its your money)
To: navysealdad
Biden is still flexible enough to do his own without any instruments.
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:31:53 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
("Government is the only thing that we all belong to"=implicit repeal of the 13th amendment for all.)
To: navysealdad
Free colonoscopies? ObamaCare will have more than that up your butts - expect the noses of an army of bureaucrats and pliers pulling out your wallets via the back track.
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:37:05 AM PDT
by
RicocheT
(Eat the rich only if you're certain it's your last meal)
To: navysealdad
“....they could now get free colonoscopies.”
FREE ????????
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:37:31 AM PDT
by
duckman
(I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
To: navysealdad
Barney Frank and a few friends will be opening a clinic.
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:40:41 AM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: navysealdad
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:41:43 AM PDT
by
csvset
To: navysealdad
They told Biden his frontal lobotomy was a colonoscopy...and he believed them!
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:44:10 AM PDT
by
Leep
To: navysealdad
Here he is giving one now:
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:45:25 AM PDT
by
LouD
To: Farmer Dean
"Free colonoscopies? How often can I go?"
To: navysealdad
Lucky 13, that’s just how many shocking comments this physician claimed his patients actually made while he was performing their colonoscopies. Enjoy! (Not referring to a colonoscopy that is...)
1.”Take it easy Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”
2.”Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3.”Can you hear me NOW?”
4.”Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
5.”You know in Arkansas we’re now legally married.”
6.”Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?”
7.”You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...”
8.”Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
9.”If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
10.”Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
11.”You used to be an executive at Enron didn’t you?”
12.”God, Now I know why I am not gay.”
13.”Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there.” (our favorite)
From:
http://www.funnyandjokes.com/funny-colonoscopy-comments.html
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:48:26 AM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: Charles Henrickson
Sorry Barney,I think that you’ve had a few too many already.
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:53:53 AM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: navysealdad
Biden Promotes Free Colonoscopies To Seniors
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posted on
09/29/2012 9:58:59 AM PDT
by
Godzilla
(3/7/77)
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To: navysealdad
He really only wants the doctor to grab your wallet for the government on the way out from the colonoscopy....
Honestly, can you believe this? Free colonoscopies? I'd much rather see them sterilze any AFDC, TANF, WICs, Section 8, or EITC'ers "at NO COST TO YOU!"....
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posted on
09/29/2012 10:19:02 AM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: navysealdad
I love the word "free", don't you? "We'll look up your ass for "free"........Yeah, OK
FMCDH(BITS)
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posted on
09/29/2012 10:25:50 AM PDT
by
nothingnew
(I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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