Police: Pa. man stops to relieve self, steals meat

AP via WPXI ^ | November 1, 2012

[rightwingintelligentsia]

JOHNSTOWN, Pa. — Police say a western Pennsylvania man who stopped to relieve himself outside a packing company decided to steal about $1,000 worth of meat after his car accidentally backed into the building and broke through a glass door.

At least that's the story that West Hills Regional police say the man is sticking to this time.

[ViLaLuz]

Who stole the keishka?

[rawcatslyentist]

Isn’t this a Trailer Park Boys episode?

[Doogle]

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Pa. man stops to relieve self, steals meat

Nice headline. :)

[V_TWIN]

“after his car accidentally backed into the building and broke through a glass door.”

accidentally...................Riiiiiiight!

[headsonpikes]

“Isn’t this a Trailer Park Boys episode?”

Hey! You stole my post!

[smoothsailing]

his car accidentally backed into the building and broke through a glass door.

Another failure of public education. Abolish the NEA, home school your car!

[Buckeye McFrog]

This is the kind of thinking that brought you three decades of John Murtha in Congress.

[The SISU kid]

Not a ping

[Jack Hammer]

This guy’s a piker.

When I relieve myself, I’m ALWAYS in possession of valuable meat - and certainly worth a lot more to me than any lousy three thousand bucks.

[Slings and Arrows]

I thought meat was murder. Turns out it's burglary.

[martin_fierro]

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[hometoroost]

Leave the gun, take the canoli.

[MarineBrat]

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