Canada Beefing Up Border Patrol In Event Romney Wins Presidential Election

The Global Edition ^ | Oct 6, 2012 | Jello Marx

[LucianOfSamasota]

CANADA, (The Global Edition) — Governor Romney’s surprising victory in first Presidential debate between President Obama and the Governor has had a surprising effect on the United State’s neighbors to the north, North American media reports. The border police gave out a warning about “a flood of American liberals seen sneaking across the border into Canada“...

SNIP...Media outlets report that the possibility of a Romney Presidency has prompted the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to “hold down a job, hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O’Reilly.”

SNIP... According to well-informed sources, “liberals need so much job training that it is cheaper to just put them in a motel and provide room service.”

[LucianOfSamasota]

Much needed pre-election humor!

[Sacajaweau]

Thanks for the chuckle.

[Doogle]

.....they will be running for their freedom, and the anger is directed at them

[molson209]

Quebec is the best place for them to go ,it’s not real french ,but close enough LOL

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

An organic broccoli shortage? *snort*

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Shoot on sight!!!

The use of Police Brutality has been authorized.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The border police gave out a warning about “a flood of American liberals seen sneaking across the border into Canada“...

What a laugh. As if the Liberal wankers who bray about leaving the US if Romney wins actually had the courage of their convictions.

Ho ho. Har har. It is to laugh.

[LearsFool]

Dang, it’s satire!

This voter almost had his “single issue”!

[uglybiker]

Quebec:
The only place on earth where the people are more French than the French.

[Bitsy]

If it were only true.

[Savage Beast]

Oh come on, Canada, can’t you just keep them until they can get to North Korea?

[Savage Beast]

Oh come on, Canada, can’t you just keep them until they can get to North Korea?

[6ppc]

I needed that!

[oldbrowser]

We should round them up and put them in reeducation camps to learn the value of honest work. And at night we can make them attend bible study if they want to eat dinner and sleep in a bed.

[The Sons of Liberty]

With the northern border secure, maybe they’ll head south into mexico and encounter drug gangs never to be heard from again. I can dream, can’t I?.

[Stayfree]

Canadians should look at the bright side of such an influx of liberals...
If the Canadians should want to destroy their country's future, they will have enough liberals to do that overnight!!!

[a fool in paradise]

Canada will accept draft dodgers but not anyone with a DWI conviction.

[dfwgator]

If Obama wins, I might be tempted to move to Alberta.

[knife6375]

I think they should use mikey moooore as an island. I’m sure 30 or 40 of them could live there for quite awhile and quite well for a nice long time.

[nobamanomore]

Just think, if it were true, a flood across the line into Canada, with a corresponding drop in government spending for their social programs might help considerably towards lowering the deficit.