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Funny Zombies (Van Nitty)
By Laz

Posted on 12/10/2012 8:47:31 AM PST by Lazamataz

Sorry, folks, I still find it impossible to write about serious political topics right now. It's as if the United States is 180-degrees out of phase with reality.

I now know what it was like to be a dedicated Communist when the USSR broke up.

So, on to sillier topics:

ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO!

http://zombierightscampaign.org/

"The good we secure for ourselves is precarious and uncertain until it is secured for all of us and incorporated into our common life." - Jane Addams

"'Life' includes 'undead existence'." - The ZRC

DON'T BE A LIFEIST! Discrimination against the Undead is ILLEGAL!

Never use phrases like:

These comments are hurtful, lifeist, and possibly illegal. Furthermore, the term 'Zombie' can be considered offensive. Please refer to them as the Recently Living Americans from now on.

Not all Recently Living Americans are uneducated, some of them even attend high-priced finishing schools. Here is an example of a cultured Recently Living American:

More tragic still, are Recently Living Americans who happen to be dyslexic:



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: vanity
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1 posted on 12/10/2012 8:47:37 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

That which we laugh at now will be liberal policy 20 years on...


2 posted on 12/10/2012 8:50:26 AM PST by Vanders9
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..
The Official Lazamataz Sometimes-Funny, Sometimes-Disturbing Ping List
161 Not-Very-Satisfied Customers!™

Best I can do right now.

3 posted on 12/10/2012 8:51:58 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: Lazamataz

Is this satire, or not?


4 posted on 12/10/2012 8:54:07 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Lazamataz

5 posted on 12/10/2012 8:55:12 AM PST by Slyfox (The key to Marxism is medicine - V. Lenin)
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To: Lazamataz
Don't forget the vegetarian zombies.



6 posted on 12/10/2012 8:55:34 AM PST by red-dawg
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To: Cicero

Slightly satirical, if you view it in the genre of the antidiscrimination industries, but mostly just a series of hopefully-mildly-amusing materials.


7 posted on 12/10/2012 8:56:52 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: Lazamataz

Don’t be a hater. Zombies deserve their fair share of human flesh.


8 posted on 12/10/2012 8:57:37 AM PST by TADSLOS (No need to watch the movie "Idiocracy". We're living it.)
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Future zombie...

9 posted on 12/10/2012 8:57:56 AM PST by evets (beer)
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To: red-dawg

NICE! LOL!


10 posted on 12/10/2012 8:57:56 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: evets

That’s just weird.


11 posted on 12/10/2012 8:58:49 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks, Laz. I am amused. Humor is only funny if it has a basis in fact.


12 posted on 12/10/2012 8:59:30 AM PST by henkster ("The people who count the votes decide everything." -Joseph Stalin)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL——”brians”

Pffft, listen up, Recently Living Americans: Daryl Dixon will drive arrows through your decaying, increasingly mushy skulls with cold, hard glee, and spit on your moldering remains. How’s that for offensive?

P.S. Escapism is key right now


13 posted on 12/10/2012 9:02:03 AM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: Lazamataz
Well, Laz, we sure have evidence that zombies are animate enough to vote.
14 posted on 12/10/2012 9:03:54 AM PST by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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To: evets

Are you posting clips of your weird uncle again, evets? Sheesh... like no one else has an uncle that pops out his teeth and sets his beard on fire. From what I understand, Laz’s Aunt does the same thing, so there.


15 posted on 12/10/2012 9:07:37 AM PST by momtothree
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To: Lazamataz

Hey, I want to be not-very-satisfied, too! Add me to the ping list.


16 posted on 12/10/2012 9:08:04 AM PST by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Lazamataz
So, does that mean double taps are considered crass now?
17 posted on 12/10/2012 9:09:10 AM PST by MileHi ( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)
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To: Lazamataz

But would you hit it?


18 posted on 12/10/2012 9:11:36 AM PST by Mr. K (some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
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To: Lazamataz
I see (stinking) Democrats. :-p

19 posted on 12/10/2012 9:17:59 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Who'll take tomorrow,spend it all today; who can take your income & tax it all away..0Bama man can :)
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To: Lazamataz
The Dead vote in Chicago so why not the Undead...
20 posted on 12/10/2012 9:18:33 AM PST by RedMonqey (America: It was a good run.)
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To: CatherineofAragon
Do you think Daryl has gone into depression due to no zombies to kill during this period of no Walking Dead episodes until February?
21 posted on 12/10/2012 9:21:51 AM PST by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Galt is freedom.)
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To: Marcella

I think that’s entirely possible.

I believe it’s up to me to cheer up him and his biceps.


22 posted on 12/10/2012 9:26:19 AM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: Lazamataz

Best zombie movies..

WHITE ZOMBIE

I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE

BRAINDEAD (DEAD ALIVE). From the man who later brought you the Lord of The Rings.


23 posted on 12/10/2012 9:27:32 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (The parasites now outnumber the producers.)
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To: Lazamataz

If zombies pass you by... you might be a libtard!


24 posted on 12/10/2012 9:50:58 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Democrats are evil. Republicans are stupid.)
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To: Lazamataz

Zombie are a good topic these days.

Are these Mayan zombies?


25 posted on 12/10/2012 9:55:19 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Lazamataz

Zombie are a good topic these days.

Are these Mayan zombies?


26 posted on 12/10/2012 9:57:46 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Slyfox

Was that Debbie Wasserman Schultz in post #5? Same hair.


27 posted on 12/10/2012 10:40:33 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: red-dawg

I love this so very, very much.


28 posted on 12/10/2012 10:40:35 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Meh. 1932 and 1943-era films are not my speed. I can stomach zombie comedies but I like it best if the genre is treated seriously.


29 posted on 12/10/2012 10:43:15 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: Lazamataz
I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Add me to your Not-Very-Satisfied list?
thnx.

30 posted on 12/10/2012 10:55:09 AM PST by red-dawg
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To: Lazamataz

***I like it best if the genre is treated seriously.***

It is so silly to take a fantasy seriously. Since zombies are already dead and rotted they can’t be really killed, so you break them down by destroying their support system. their skeleton.

Think a slug in the pelvic area taking out their backbone and legs. Or you can kneecap them with a rifle. That is how you put down a zombie.

Then out comes the kerosene and light them up.


31 posted on 12/10/2012 10:56:46 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Favorite pet; Sumatran Rat monkey.)
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To: Lazamataz

I heard on the News today that Homeland security is using tax dollars to train their agents in Zombie Killing, in preparation for the Apocalypse. No Joke! I really DID hear it, but I was driving and couldn’t write anything down as to the source.


32 posted on 12/10/2012 11:06:35 AM PST by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
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To: left that other site

Yep...I just Googled “Homeland Security Zombie Training” and it’s For REAL!

EEEK!


33 posted on 12/10/2012 11:09:26 AM PST by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

If you watch The Walking Dead, you see how the fantasy can actually be realistic. A viral infection, like menegitis in it can penetrate the blood-brain barrier. However, unlike menegitis, it stimulates and awakens the extreme reptilian brain ONLY. Just the movement-senses-hunger section.


34 posted on 12/10/2012 11:11:50 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: left that other site

Zombies = American citizens.


35 posted on 12/10/2012 11:14:03 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: CatherineofAragon
Daryl Dixon will drive arrows

I'm going thru withdrawal already.....that's my all time favorite show.

Just when you think things have settled down a bit, the writers throw another wrench in the works.

In the words of the Governor: I'm keeping an eye out for the next episode to arrive.....

36 posted on 12/10/2012 11:20:42 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon.....)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks Laz, I needed that.

LOL for the first time today!


37 posted on 12/10/2012 11:49:10 AM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Think a slug in the pelvic area taking out their backbone and legs.

They've already had slugs in their pelvic areas and all they took out was flesh.

38 posted on 12/10/2012 11:51:04 AM PST by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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***They’ve already had slugs in their pelvic areas and all they took out was flesh. ***

Then there is a piss poor script writer who knows nothing about anatomy.


39 posted on 12/10/2012 11:59:47 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (SAVE THE SUMATRAN RAT MONKEY!)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
I meant the other kind of slug.

≤}B^)

40 posted on 12/10/2012 12:08:13 PM PST by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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To: Erasmus

***I meant the other kind of slug. ****

You mean the maggot type.


41 posted on 12/10/2012 12:17:31 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (SAVE THE SUMATRAN RAT MONKEY!)
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To: Hot Tabasco
"Just when you think things have settled down a bit, the writers throw another wrench in the works."

I know! Some shows give you a cliffhanger at the end of the season; this one has a couple per episode.

The glass-through-the-eye thing really got to me.

42 posted on 12/10/2012 12:26:35 PM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: CatherineofAragon
Everything about that show is first rate. The plot, the characters, the character developments, and foremost, the special effects costuming of all those zombies.......

The writers have successfully taken a genre that is laughable at best and turned it into a spellbinding adventure of survival with a cast of characters that are just splendid.

As a side note, I think the public accusation of the Governor that Merle was responsible for Rick's team getting into the compound and presenting him along with Daryl is a carefully crafted plan. Daryl and Merle will be allowed to escape thus giving the Governor inside access to the prison where Merle can perform his planned mischief.

43 posted on 12/10/2012 12:48:52 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon.....)
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To: Lazamataz

Light 'em up, boys.

44 posted on 12/10/2012 12:49:39 PM PST by Dr. Thorne ("How long, O Lord, holy and true?" - Rev. 6:10)
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To: Lazamataz

These zombie movies will definitely cheer you up:

Return of the Living Dead
Fido
Zombie Strippers
Shawn of the Dead

Give them a try, sweet man! We can’t all concentrate solely on our current state of doom and gloom 24/7.


45 posted on 12/10/2012 12:51:29 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz
"Brians"

It's not dyslexic, it's just from New Zealand, is all.

46 posted on 12/10/2012 12:55:03 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

I kiss you, and soon all other things shall be addressed as well. Have continuing faith my dear! (being oblique on purpose)


47 posted on 12/10/2012 1:13:34 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: Dr. Thorne

Living Supremacist!

YOU HATE THE BREATHING-CHALLENGED!


48 posted on 12/10/2012 1:15:03 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: Hot Tabasco
As a side note, I think the public accusation of the Governor that Merle was responsible for Rick's team getting into the compound and presenting him along with Daryl is a carefully crafted plan. Daryl and Merle will be allowed to escape thus giving the Governor inside access to the prison where Merle can perform his planned mischief.

I used to think that as well, until, on one of the fan blog pages (over at AMC, actually) I mentioned that. The other fans pointed out that this would actually be a plot HOLE, because the Governor just lost an eye and a daughter (in his mind anyways) to Merle's lie about Michonne being killed.

They rightfully point out that the Governor, having JUST been confronted by the fact of -- and hugely injured by --Merle not telling the truth, might not be so inclined as to trust him again with a plot of great magnitude like this. Merle won't be included in the conspiracy; he might, however, be an unwitting accomplice.

49 posted on 12/10/2012 1:21:05 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: TheOldLady

LOL!


50 posted on 12/10/2012 1:26:39 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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