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Funny Zombies (Van Nitty)
By Laz
Posted on 12/10/2012 8:47:31 AM PST by Lazamataz
Sorry, folks, I still find it impossible to write about serious political topics right now. It's as if the United States is 180-degrees out of phase with reality.
I now know what it was like to be a dedicated Communist when the USSR broke up.
So, on to sillier topics:
ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO!
http://zombierightscampaign.org/
"The good we secure for ourselves is precarious and uncertain until it is secured for all of us and incorporated into our common life." - Jane Addams
"'Life' includes 'undead existence'." - The ZRC
DON'T BE A LIFEIST! Discrimination against the Undead is ILLEGAL!
Never use phrases like:
- Zombies smell awful!
- All Zombies want to do is bite people!
- Zombies only care about eating living people, they don't care about working or raising a family!
These comments are hurtful, lifeist, and possibly illegal. Furthermore, the term 'Zombie' can be considered offensive. Please refer to them as the Recently Living Americans from now on.
Not all Recently Living Americans are uneducated, some of them even attend high-priced finishing schools. Here is an example of a cultured Recently Living American:
More tragic still, are Recently Living Americans who happen to be dyslexic:
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: vanity
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posted on
12/10/2012 8:47:37 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
That which we laugh at now will be liberal policy 20 years on...
2
posted on
12/10/2012 8:50:26 AM PST
by
Vanders9
To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..
The Official Lazamataz Sometimes-Funny, Sometimes-Disturbing Ping List
161 Not-Very-Satisfied Customers!™Best I can do right now.
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posted on
12/10/2012 8:51:58 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: Lazamataz
4
posted on
12/10/2012 8:54:07 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Lazamataz
5
posted on
12/10/2012 8:55:12 AM PST
by
Slyfox
(The key to Marxism is medicine - V. Lenin)
To: Lazamataz
Don't forget the vegetarian zombies.
6
posted on
12/10/2012 8:55:34 AM PST
by
red-dawg
To: Cicero
Slightly satirical, if you view it in the genre of the antidiscrimination industries, but mostly just a series of hopefully-mildly-amusing materials.
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posted on
12/10/2012 8:56:52 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: Lazamataz
Don’t be a hater. Zombies deserve their fair share of human flesh.
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posted on
12/10/2012 8:57:37 AM PST
by
TADSLOS
(No need to watch the movie "Idiocracy". We're living it.)
Future zombie...
9
posted on
12/10/2012 8:57:56 AM PST
by
evets
(beer)
To: red-dawg
10
posted on
12/10/2012 8:57:56 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: evets
11
posted on
12/10/2012 8:58:49 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: Lazamataz
Thanks, Laz. I am amused. Humor is only funny if it has a basis in fact.
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posted on
12/10/2012 8:59:30 AM PST
by
henkster
("The people who count the votes decide everything." -Joseph Stalin)
To: Lazamataz
LOL——”brians”
Pffft, listen up, Recently Living Americans: Daryl Dixon will drive arrows through your decaying, increasingly mushy skulls with cold, hard glee, and spit on your moldering remains. How’s that for offensive?
P.S. Escapism is key right now
13
posted on
12/10/2012 9:02:03 AM PST
by
CatherineofAragon
(Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
To: Lazamataz
Well, Laz, we sure have evidence that zombies are animate enough to vote.
14
posted on
12/10/2012 9:03:54 AM PST
by
Navy Patriot
(Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
To: evets
Are you posting clips of your weird uncle again, evets? Sheesh... like no one else has an uncle that pops out his teeth and sets his beard on fire. From what I understand, Laz’s Aunt does the same thing, so there.
To: Lazamataz
Hey, I want to be not-very-satisfied, too! Add me to the ping list.
16
posted on
12/10/2012 9:08:04 AM PST
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: Lazamataz
So, does that mean double taps are considered crass now?
17
posted on
12/10/2012 9:09:10 AM PST
by
MileHi
( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)
To: Lazamataz
18
posted on
12/10/2012 9:11:36 AM PST
by
Mr. K
(some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
To: Lazamataz
I see (stinking) Democrats. :-p
19
posted on
12/10/2012 9:17:59 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Who'll take tomorrow,spend it all today; who can take your income & tax it all away..0Bama man can :)
To: Lazamataz
The Dead vote in Chicago so why not the Undead...
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posted on
12/10/2012 9:18:33 AM PST
by
RedMonqey
(America: It was a good run.)
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