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Just a "HEADS UP" - WORLD ENDS IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS!
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/maya ^ | self

Posted on 12/19/2012 4:41:28 AM PST by Chance Hart

Thought I would stop in this morning and say Goodbye to my fellow FReepers. Been a blast! Pet the dog, kiss the wife, hold off on paying the bills, settle any debts owed to you for 10 cents on the dollar, prep your "to go bag" just in case, as we don't really know for sure where we are going if this is an ALIEN Prophecy as whispered into the ear of the Mayans and not a Biblical thing where most of us have an idea as where we would be going. Might be fun for some of you to add to the list of things we should take care of before the END. Anyway, gives meaning to the old adage "LIVE EACH DAY AS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST" :-) I have included the link to the Official Countdown Clock for your time zone. BYE BYE NOW http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/maya


TOPICS: Astronomy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: sourcetitlenoturl; vanity

1 posted on 12/19/2012 4:41:31 AM PST by Chance Hart
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To: Chance Hart
Well...the Mayans themselves went toes up so I guess they should know.

Sure feel sorry for the women and minorities though;)

2 posted on 12/19/2012 4:44:42 AM PST by Happy Rain (Which fires first? The gun or the 2nd Amendment haters?)
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To: Chance Hart
OMG!

That's not enough time! I have too much to do, I'll never get it all done time.

I mean, Christmas shopping.
Burning whatever money is left over so the looters and marauders can't steal it from me.
Nailing the front door shut.
Filling sandbags.

Sharpening the hatchet, in case I gotta go all American Indian on somebody.

The list just goes on!

3 posted on 12/19/2012 4:50:24 AM PST by woofer
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To: Chance Hart

I hope not. It’s payday.


4 posted on 12/19/2012 4:50:49 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Chance Hart
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5 posted on 12/19/2012 4:52:42 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Chance Hart

Women and minorities hardest hit.


6 posted on 12/19/2012 4:53:00 AM PST by Jim Noble (Diseases desperate grown are by desperate appliance relieved, or not at all)
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To: Chance Hart

Thanx.
Carry on


7 posted on 12/19/2012 4:53:21 AM PST by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Chance Hart

I wasn’t buying into any of this Mayan calendar hogwash until I noticed the expiration date on my milk this morning


8 posted on 12/19/2012 4:54:56 AM PST by wally-balls
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To: Chance Hart

I walked into work this morning with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other and told my boss he could KMA, I quit.......Been wanting to do that for years


9 posted on 12/19/2012 4:57:53 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon.....)
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To: Chance Hart

about time.


10 posted on 12/19/2012 4:58:18 AM PST by RC one (FU liberals.)
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To: Chance Hart

11 posted on 12/19/2012 4:58:25 AM PST by Bratch
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To: Chance Hart

Send me all your money title, to your house, cars ect you will not be needing them


12 posted on 12/19/2012 4:59:25 AM PST by riverrunner
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To: Chance Hart

Effective immediately by Executive Order...a doomsday “investment” will be required.


13 posted on 12/19/2012 5:00:23 AM PST by albie
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To: Chance Hart

I may delay Christmas shopping.

Either there won’t be anyone left to shop for afterward or there won’t be anything left in the stores afterward.


14 posted on 12/19/2012 5:02:30 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: Bratch; waterhill; ixtl

LOL! End of the world ping!


15 posted on 12/19/2012 5:03:39 AM PST by Envisioning (Call me a racist........, one more time..........)
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To: Bratch; waterhill; ixtl

LOL! End of the world ping!


16 posted on 12/19/2012 5:03:39 AM PST by Envisioning (Call me a racist........, one more time..........)
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To: albie; All
DON'T GIVE 'EM ANY IDEAs! 8-/

17 posted on 12/19/2012 5:04:29 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Who'll take tomorrow,spend it all today; who can take your income & tax it all away..0Bama man can :)
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To: Chance Hart
Ummm....Lets see....1,2,3,4............39 Coors Light beers left. That should do it just fine. :-)
18 posted on 12/19/2012 5:06:32 AM PST by mosaicwolf (Strength and Honor)
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To: Chance Hart

When asked what he would do if he knew the world would end tomorrow, Martin Luther replied, “I’d plant a tree.” That was what he was planning to do the next day.

Since no one knows the day or the hour of Christ’s return to judge the world, it’s business as usual until then. “Watch and pray.”


19 posted on 12/19/2012 5:15:15 AM PST by txrefugee
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To: Chance Hart

Fine with me, even being the sinful wretch that I am. He knows what kind of guy I am no matter if I dress up in robes and stuff, or not.


20 posted on 12/19/2012 5:29:31 AM PST by OKSooner ("The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God's people. Amen." - Revelation 22:21)
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To: Chance Hart

I’ve got news for you the free world at least end over a month ago on 11/6/12. It committed suicide.


21 posted on 12/19/2012 5:31:43 AM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer

You got that right!


22 posted on 12/19/2012 5:42:38 AM PST by pgkdan (We are witnessing the modern sack of Rome. The barbarians have taken over.)
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To: Chance Hart

Well,
The World hasn’t ended yet
Been around a few years

The Highest probability is that
All things being equal,
it will be here Dec. 22 also

There is a “Not Zero” probability of EOTWAWKI
Quantum mechanics being what it is
AWA various unpredictable Calamities of Low Probability

Not too mention various far more probable individual endings
With 100 year probabilities of approaching 1

Worrying, Arguing, Fear is generally counterproductive

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming


23 posted on 12/19/2012 5:57:26 AM PST by HangnJudge
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To: Chance Hart
If the Mayans were so great, why didn't they see the Spanish coming?
24 posted on 12/19/2012 6:01:58 AM PST by tractorman (I never miss a chance to tweak a liberal.)
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To: Chance Hart
Here's my take on how the Mayan calendar ended. The calendar maker's friends decided he'd been working too hard and insisted he go with them to the sacrifices to try and pick up some babes. The high priest was in good form that night. He spoke to the crowd. “ I'd like to thank our last participant for their rendition of “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.” Looking right at the calendar maker his next words were “before we get to “Someone Could Lose A Heart Tonight,” for my next trick I'll need a volunteer from the audience." That's how it ended with the rest of the Mayans not caring one bit about all things calendar.
25 posted on 12/19/2012 6:14:23 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Chance Hart

http://www.endofworld.net/


26 posted on 12/19/2012 6:17:48 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Chance Hart

I just knew the world would end at the beginning of a Holiday weeekend. I wouldn’t mind so much if it waited till the first Monday back to work after the Holidays.


27 posted on 12/19/2012 6:21:31 AM PST by Starstruck (Washinton is presently building a diving board on the fiscal cliff)
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To: Chance Hart

Good!! I’ve pretty much had enough of all the BS in this country anyway!


28 posted on 12/19/2012 6:24:05 AM PST by Batman11 (We came for the chicken sandwiches and a Sweet Tea Party broke out!)
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To: Chance Hart

Do we know what time the Aliens are coming? I’ll make a nice brisket...


29 posted on 12/19/2012 6:34:08 AM PST by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: liberalh8ter
"I’ll make a nice brisket..."

Only if you're marinated for more than 12 hours and set over a slow flame ...


30 posted on 12/19/2012 6:42:51 AM PST by BlueLancer (You cannot conquer a free man. The most you can do is kill him. (R. Heinlein - "If This Goes On"))
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To: Chance Hart

I’m taking the day off :>)


31 posted on 12/19/2012 6:48:30 AM PST by libertarian27 (Check my profile page for the FReeper Online Cookbook 2011)
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To: BlueLancer

A most excellent episode ; )


32 posted on 12/19/2012 6:49:50 AM PST by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: Chance Hart

Actually, TEOTWAWKI was on election day 2008.


33 posted on 12/19/2012 6:51:58 AM PST by bgill (We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
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To: Chance Hart

The “end of the world” was in July 2011. Seems the Mayans didn’t know about or use leap years.


34 posted on 12/19/2012 6:53:13 AM PST by Little Ray (Get back to work. Your urban masters need their EBTs refilled.)
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To: Chance Hart

Oh yeah, that’s right! Need a cup of coffee.


35 posted on 12/19/2012 6:56:08 AM PST by jughandle
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To: Chance Hart

I am only eating dessert for the next 48 hours :)


36 posted on 12/19/2012 7:02:44 AM PST by wyokostur
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To: Chance Hart

ROTFLMAO, I had a huge baloon payment due on my morgage in twenty hours.

Finally, I get to stick it to ‘the man’.


37 posted on 12/19/2012 7:33:50 AM PST by RetSignman ("A Republic if you can keep it"....)
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To: Chance Hart
As shop work may keep me offline on Friday, Emily wanted me to stick this is up here now as a pre-anticlimax sorta thing . . .


             

38 posted on 12/19/2012 8:22:57 AM PST by tomkat (liberty or death)
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To: mosaicwolf
Ummm....Lets see....1,2,3,4............39 Coors Light beers left. That should do it just fine. :-)

If you had a Sam Adams in the fridge, you'd have a beer. ;-)

39 posted on 12/19/2012 8:51:24 AM PST by zeugma (Those of us who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.)
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To: Chance Hart

My calender goes all the way to the 31st, so I have more time.


40 posted on 12/19/2012 9:22:20 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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