The longer the weapon, the shorter the tool (BARF ALERT)

Aspen Times ^ | Dec. 28, 2012 | Todd Hartley

[FLAMING DEATH]

..."So, since I'm not particularly concerned about the National Rifle Association ruining my political career, I'll be the one to say it: If you own multiple guns or feel the need to possess a military-style assault weapon, it's because you have a small penis."...

[Salamander]

[never has to worry about the possibility of being confronted by an Assault Vagina]

[Joe 6-pack]

[Yo-Yo]

Well, I just bought a subcompact Glock 26, and Mrs. Yo has a smile on her face...

[Salamander]

Oh, yeah.

I forgot about the Pitaphobics.

In the spirit of Toad’s psycho-analysis, may I just say

I’ve got an assault vagina and I’m not afraid to use it!!!

[he really should not have included a ‘comments’ section...he’s being ripped to bits]

[Salamander]

LOLOL

[trisham]

He’s not particularly attractive, but it’s his mind that’s truly vile.

[marktwain]

When liberals do not have facts or reason, they make personal attacks.

Funny how women tend to find men with weapons attractive, though.

Almost as if throughout history, a man with weapons was the only thing keeping women alive.

[Salamander]

"I can get hotter chicks than Toad can" ping

[kiss the skull, baby!] LOL

[Salamander]

His mind?

Did you find it?

I’m sure he’d like it back.

:)

[muir_redwoods]

From this I infer that Mr. Hartley has done thorough research on mens genitalia. I’m guessing it was a labor of love for him.

[Salamander]

Seriously Freudian

[trisham]

His mind? Did you find it?

******************************

It may take a while-I had to fetch the magnifying glass. :)

[Salamander]

It’s probably hiding under his penis.

/rimshot

;]

[Hot Tabasco]

It’s not the size of the weapon, it’s the skill with which you use it.

[trisham]

We have no evidence that either exists. In fact, we have some evidence to the contrary.

[Chode]

said the man with NO penis... prolly 1/2 through his sex change

[Smokin' Joe]

(8^D)

[Doomonyou]

Yo Todd:

Sigmund Freud: "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." General Introduction to Psychoanalysis. (1920)

[Secret Agent Man]

THAT’S why I see all the women at the range toting 50 caliber rifles these days!!! They have NO penis!

[fattigermaster]

So the article writer is a fa**ot focused on d**k. They may have asked him for an editorial contribution on the subject of guns, but the gay translator between his ears apparently turns every subject into d**k.

When he sat down to write, the vaseline probably made him slide right off his chair. “Aspen Times”. Why am I not surprised.