What does the acronym PETA stand for?

What does the acronym PETA stand for?
Self | January 2, 2013 | Ich bin-Moi

Posted on 01/02/2013 8:09:37 PM PST by eldoradude

I like to make fun of things by coming up with alternative definitions of popular acronyms. For example, DNC - Despicable Nasty Criminals.

Here are some of my PETA definitions:

Politicians Experiencing Testicular Awareness

People Expediting Total Apathy

Publisher Eats Turkish Anuses

etc...

What are your definitions?

TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; peta; vanity

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To: eldoradude

People Eying Titillating Actresses

Like the ones who pose nude for PETA

41 posted on 01/03/2013 4:54:30 AM PST by BO Stinkss

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To: eldoradude

If God hadn’t wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them so tasty.

42 posted on 01/03/2013 6:10:12 AM PST by RoadieFan

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To: eldoradude

Politicians Exemplify Total A**holes

43 posted on 01/03/2013 7:11:05 AM PST by CitizenM (Obama - The architect of the decline of the U.S.)

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To: Squawk 8888

I am a 2nd hand vegetarian: Cow eats grass, I eat cow.

44 posted on 01/04/2013 4:25:49 PM PST by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)

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