[Lucky9teen]

Here's a neat collection:

[CPOSharky]

Early?

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[FroggyTheGremlim]

Wow! Early today.

Happy Friday, FReepers!

[cartan]

[Ratman83]

6.5 Carcano

[RandallFlagg]

TOP TEN!!

[RandallFlagg]

You forgot this one:



I'll be picking this one up VERY soon:

[fredhead]

You just might be a Redneck

[ArGee]

Man, I hope that Nokia isn’t using a Windows operating system. It would be a real downer to have your gun blue-screen while you’re popping zombies in the park.

[Monkey Face]

TOP 20!

[moose07]

Thanks Lucky, that leveled the place!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter:' Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son:' You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife:' You are not taking that to the taxidermist!

[Arrowhead1952]

My tax return

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;

3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployed people on food stamps,

2 million people in over 243 prisons;

Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”

1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

[Arrowhead1952]

I’m sure that all you cattle breeders out there already recognize this substance!

A friend of mine spent $2,500 on a young Black Angus bull. He put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow.

I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that’s possible with a bull.

Anyhow, he had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave him some pills to feed him once per day.

Dang! The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of his cows!

He even broke through the fence and bred all his neighbor’s cows! He’s been breeding just about everything in sight.

He’s like a machine! I don’t know what in hell was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda taste like peppermint..............

[Arrowhead1952]

Biology Exam

The truth of the matter

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.

The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.

He got an A.

[Currentriverrat]

Top 50 TGIF!!!!!

[jag.drafting]

It’s Friday! Happy Happy Joy Joy!

[Liberty Valance]

[BenLurkin]

Master Chief vs Leonidas. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVwv0ZuPhM