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Naked Man Poops, Goes On Rampage Inside SW Florida Home
CBS Miami ^ | 01/24/2013

Posted on 01/24/2013 11:12:48 AM PST by Responsibility2nd

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A southwest Florida man was arrested after he reportedly jumped off the roof of a couple’s North Ft. Myers home, knocked one person over and then went on a rampage inside the residence.

Oh, he was naked at the time.

The homeowners told Lee County sheriff’s deputies that just before 7 p.m. they heard noises on the roof and went outside to see what was going on. That’s when they spotted a nude Gregory Bruni, 21, from Venice on the roof, according to the News-Press.

Bruni jumped off the roof and knocked over one of the victims. He then reportedly ran inside the house and tore a 72 inch flat screen TV off a living room wall.

As the man yelled to his wife to get his gun, Bruni continued to trash the house. The sheriff’s office said the man’s wife managed to fire three shots at Bruni, but missed.

(Excerpt) Read more at miami.cbslocal.com ...


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1 posted on 01/24/2013 11:12:59 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

My first guess would be that drugs were involved.....at least I hope that no sober person would do those things.


2 posted on 01/24/2013 11:15:32 AM PST by Pecos (If more sane people carried guns, fewer crazies would get off a second shot.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; catpuppy; null and void; Lakeshark

Nully, Sharks?
Catpup’s been experimenting on the locals again!


3 posted on 01/24/2013 11:21:57 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Pecos

Wow! I’ll have what he’s having!


4 posted on 01/24/2013 11:22:17 AM PST by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: Pecos

Naw...he is the result of scumbags and gutterwhores breeding...AKA registered Democrats.


5 posted on 01/24/2013 11:25:04 AM PST by rrrod (at home in Medellin Colombia)
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To: Pecos

Bath Salts I bet.


6 posted on 01/24/2013 11:25:10 AM PST by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Pecos

Bath salts...


7 posted on 01/24/2013 11:25:19 AM PST by Argus
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To: Responsibility2nd

“Poop” is a coarse low-class word. Bad enough people use this along with cuss words in every-day speaking, now media condone it and legitimize it.


8 posted on 01/24/2013 11:27:59 AM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“the man’s wife managed to fire three shots at Bruni, but missed.”

Dude needs to take mama to the range a few times.


9 posted on 01/24/2013 11:35:38 AM PST by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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To: Responsibility2nd
"doctors tried to figure out what he was on."

Thanks, War On Drugs, for incentivizing the creation and use of new, poorly-understood legal-for-now drugs!

10 posted on 01/24/2013 11:35:56 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: Responsibility2nd

So where are the pictures?


11 posted on 01/24/2013 11:41:20 AM PST by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: Grams A; Responsibility2nd

12 posted on 01/24/2013 11:47:53 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: V_TWIN

“Woman, get thee to a firing range!”


13 posted on 01/24/2013 11:49:11 AM PST by princeofdarkness (The GOP is the present version of 1940 France and it will only get worse.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; ArGee; moose07
What we have here is a poop-u-later or poop-u-present?
14 posted on 01/24/2013 11:51:30 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Pecos

Has to be bath salts. Every bath salt zombie has been naked and biting and attacking any person/animal around and cops cant’t control the person so they use a taser. That hasn’t work on some, they just keep coming and biting.

I think a chemical in this cocktail of chemicals, makes skin sensitive, itch or hurt - even cloth touching makes it worse, so they strip off.


15 posted on 01/24/2013 11:54:58 AM PST by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

You are one work of (something).

Assuming he was on some “new, poorly-understood legal-for-now drug”; I know I can count on you to demand it be kept legal and available for use by any adult, right?


16 posted on 01/24/2013 11:56:48 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Liberal occupy wall street guy just doing what is natural
17 posted on 01/24/2013 12:01:04 PM PST by reefdiver
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To: Responsibility2nd; JustSayNoToNannies

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2981280/posts?page=17#17
Same statement on another thread.

Same story, different source:
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/naked-man-goes-rampage-north-fort-myers


18 posted on 01/24/2013 12:01:08 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Responsibility2nd; GeronL

Bath salts?


19 posted on 01/24/2013 12:02:50 PM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana; Responsibility2nd; GeronL

Bath Salts.
But nobody screaming “I’ma eat you” this time.


20 posted on 01/24/2013 12:05:14 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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