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Naked Man Poops, Goes On Rampage Inside SW Florida Home
CBS Miami ^ | 01/24/2013

Posted on 01/24/2013 11:12:48 AM PST by Responsibility2nd

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A southwest Florida man was arrested after he reportedly jumped off the roof of a couple’s North Ft. Myers home, knocked one person over and then went on a rampage inside the residence.

Oh, he was naked at the time.

The homeowners told Lee County sheriff’s deputies that just before 7 p.m. they heard noises on the roof and went outside to see what was going on. That’s when they spotted a nude Gregory Bruni, 21, from Venice on the roof, according to the News-Press.

Bruni jumped off the roof and knocked over one of the victims. He then reportedly ran inside the house and tore a 72 inch flat screen TV off a living room wall.

As the man yelled to his wife to get his gun, Bruni continued to trash the house. The sheriff’s office said the man’s wife managed to fire three shots at Bruni, but missed.

(Excerpt) Read more at miami.cbslocal.com ...


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To: JustSayNoToNannies

“Why? “

Ah yes, here we go.
Tell me, do you drive your car while stoned?


41 posted on 01/25/2013 8:25:09 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2981786/posts

Here’s a troll for you to go agree with.


42 posted on 01/25/2013 8:26:07 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: GeronL; Lakeshark; catpuppy

“I am starting to think Florida needs to fix their water treatment centers.”

Ah, so THAT’S how catpup is sending the zombies out.


43 posted on 01/25/2013 8:34:51 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
Look, legalizing drugs is a bad idea.

Why? What you say below indicates there's no good reason not to legalize.

Tell me, do you drive your car while stoned?

I asked first - but for the sake of getting the ball rolling: I don't do anything while stoned because I don't use any drugs.

Your turn.

44 posted on 01/25/2013 8:56:15 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

The answer to your childish “Why?” question lies in the answer to my question, “Do you drive stoned?”
And if, as you claim, you don’t use drugs then what is your problem?


45 posted on 01/25/2013 9:15:19 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
The answer to your childish “Why?” question lies in the answer to my question, “Do you drive stoned?”

So you think legalizing will lead to more stoned driving? That assumes that people who didn't smoke when it was illegal will go on to drive stoned even though that's illegal - which is illogical and one might even say "childish."

And if, as you claim, you don’t use drugs then what is your problem?

Already explained: "I can tell you the harm of keeping drugs illegal: it hyperinflates drug profits and channels those profits into criminal hands. (Secondarily but not negligibly, it incentives the the creation of new, poorly-understood legal-for-now drugs and their use by those seeking mind alteration.)"

46 posted on 01/25/2013 9:27:51 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

“So you think legalizing will lead to more stoned driving?”

You’re teh one who believes that people do teh drugs because tehy’re illegal.
That’s like saying murder happens becaus it is against the law, or theft happens because it is against the law.
Sorry, does not logically follow.

Again, do you drive stoned?


47 posted on 01/25/2013 9:29:35 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
So you think legalizing will lead to more stoned driving? [TEXT OMITTED BY DARKSHEARE: That assumes that people who didn't smoke when it was illegal will go on to drive stoned even though that's illegal - which is illogical and one might even say "childish."]

You’re teh one who believes that people do teh drugs because tehy’re illegal.

Wrong - I said "the WOD incentivizes the legal use (and creation) of those mind-altering substances to which the WOD hasn't yet been extended." Which part of "legal" did you not understand? Making mind-altering substance X illegal gives seekers of mind alteration greater incentive to use legal mind-altering substance Y.

Again, do you drive stoned?

Which part of "anything" did you not understand? "I don't do anything while stoned because I don't use any drugs."

48 posted on 01/25/2013 9:41:14 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

“I don’t do anything while stoned because I don’t use any drugs.”

I don’t believe you.
The lady doth protest too much.


49 posted on 01/25/2013 9:43:04 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
You've ducked questions and rebuttals and misrepresented my position - so why should I care whether you believe me?
50 posted on 01/25/2013 9:47:19 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

No I haven’t.
Go back to what I asked you before.
Your behavior tells me you have a personal stake in the issue.
Personally, having dealt with unpleasant dopers in real life, I hate every single one of them and wish harm upon them if they come anywhere near me and mine.

Go your way JSNTN, hopefully you won’t experience what I have.


51 posted on 01/25/2013 9:51:55 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
Personally, having dealt with unpleasant dopers in real life, I hate every single one of them and wish harm upon them if they come anywhere near me and mine.

And you have the gall to accuse others of childishness?

I've dealt with unpleasant New York Staters in real life - should I hate every single one of them and wish harm upon them if they come anywhere near me and mine?

52 posted on 01/25/2013 10:04:39 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

Ever have someone pull a knife on you and try to rob you?
Ever had someone try to steal your car while you were standing right there?
Ever have someone try to smash in a window so they can ‘get the goods’?

I have, common thread in all of them was: they were dopers.
Dopers don’t think, they act on impulse and the need to appease their craving.
Much like the barflies who drive home soused, they see nothing wrong with their behavior.
And when they get caught they always scream that it is somebody elses fault.
Every time.
I’d have far more sympathy for dopers if dopers didn’t have such actions.
I have met New Yorkers who didn’t go with the flow of stupidity.
I have yet to meet a doper who didn’t go with the flow of their addiction.


53 posted on 01/25/2013 10:37:09 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
Ever have someone try to smash in a window so they can ‘get the goods’?

Yes - by a New York Stater. Should I hate every single one of them and wish harm upon them if they come anywhere near me and mine?

I have yet to meet a doper who didn’t go with the flow of their addiction.

I have yet to meet an Albanian - I guess they don't exist.

54 posted on 01/25/2013 10:57:02 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

Was said New Yorker on drugs?
Probably he was.

Again, every single doper I have had the misfortune to run across has followed the same exact path.
Nothing pleasant about the health problems they have.


55 posted on 01/25/2013 11:14:29 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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