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Very lame satire: OBAMA URGED TO RESIGN OVER BEYONCÉ SCANDAL
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| 1/24/13
| ANDY BOROWITZ
Posted on 01/24/2013 1:55:00 PM PST by OKRA2012
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately.
By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the Presidents second term, said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: satire
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posted on
01/24/2013 1:55:10 PM PST
by
OKRA2012
To: OKRA2012
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posted on
01/24/2013 1:59:18 PM PST
by
rawcatslyentist
("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
To: rawcatslyentist; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
Indonesian Go Home to Kenya!
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posted on
01/24/2013 2:01:31 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: OKRA2012
I haven’t checked the weather lately. Is hell scheduled to freeze over anytime soon?
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posted on
01/24/2013 2:02:22 PM PST
by
davisfh
To: OKRA2012
This has got to be humor....
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posted on
01/24/2013 2:05:02 PM PST
by
GingisK
To: OKRA2012
Please tell me this is some sort of satire and that it will go away soon!
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posted on
01/24/2013 2:05:02 PM PST
by
Baynative
(I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.)
To: Revolting cat!
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posted on
01/24/2013 2:05:30 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Baynative
It DOES have a humor tag.
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posted on
01/24/2013 2:07:44 PM PST
by
6ppc
(It's torch and pitchfork time)
To: JoeProBono
Again I salute you, I needed that today, LOL!
The best humor is always based in truth.
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posted on
01/24/2013 2:09:48 PM PST
by
The Cajun
(Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
To: The Cajun
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posted on
01/24/2013 2:14:45 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono
What’s a Beyonde? Beyonde what?
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posted on
01/24/2013 2:16:52 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Revolting cat!
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posted on
01/24/2013 2:38:24 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: 6ppc
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posted on
01/24/2013 2:56:49 PM PST
by
norton
To: JoeProBono
An imposter hireing a poser with talent
Go figure !!
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posted on
01/24/2013 2:57:55 PM PST
by
Tilted Irish Kilt
(Pay attention - the inmates are RUNNING the asylum!)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
01/24/2013 3:03:50 PM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: OKRA2012
.... This reads as humor ..... But is actually a tactic of mockery to get people to laugh and snicker at the antics of the bumbling, disfunctional Republicans. It desensitizes and inoculates the masses against any genuine call in the future by the GOP for the impeachment of the Prez.
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posted on
01/24/2013 3:06:18 PM PST
by
R_Kangel
( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
To: OKRA2012
A phony singer is appropriate for a phony president.
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posted on
01/24/2013 3:14:29 PM PST
by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: GingisK
This has got to be humor....Not really, this is series!
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posted on
01/24/2013 3:22:01 PM PST
by
showme_the_Glory
(ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
To: showme_the_Glory
Not really, this is series! Both Hugh and series?
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posted on
01/24/2013 4:20:06 PM PST
by
GingisK
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