Very lame satire: OBAMA URGED TO RESIGN OVER BEYONCÉ SCANDAL
Care2 ^ | 1/24/13 | ANDY BOROWITZ

Posted on 01/24/2013 1:55:00 PM PST by OKRA2012

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately.

“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: satire

1 posted on 01/24/2013 1:55:10 PM PST by OKRA2012

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To: OKRA2012

Indonesian Go Home

2 posted on 01/24/2013 1:59:18 PM PST by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)

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To: rawcatslyentist; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

Indonesian Go Home to Kenya!

3 posted on 01/24/2013 2:01:31 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)

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To: OKRA2012

I haven’t checked the weather lately. Is hell scheduled to freeze over anytime soon?

4 posted on 01/24/2013 2:02:22 PM PST by davisfh

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To: OKRA2012

This has got to be humor....

5 posted on 01/24/2013 2:05:02 PM PST by GingisK

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To: OKRA2012

Please tell me this is some sort of satire and that it will go away soon!

6 posted on 01/24/2013 2:05:02 PM PST by Baynative (I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.)

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To: Revolting cat!

7 posted on 01/24/2013 2:05:30 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)

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To: Baynative

It DOES have a humor tag.

8 posted on 01/24/2013 2:07:44 PM PST by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)

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To: JoeProBono

Again I salute you, I needed that today, LOL!

The best humor is always based in truth.

9 posted on 01/24/2013 2:09:48 PM PST by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)

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10 posted on 01/24/2013 2:14:45 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)

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To: JoeProBono

What’s a Beyonde? Beyonde what?

11 posted on 01/24/2013 2:16:52 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)

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To: Revolting cat!

12 posted on 01/24/2013 2:38:24 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)

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To: 6ppc

Where?

13 posted on 01/24/2013 2:56:49 PM PST by norton

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To: JoeProBono

An imposter hireing a poser with talent
Go figure !!

14 posted on 01/24/2013 2:57:55 PM PST by Tilted Irish Kilt (Pay attention - the inmates are RUNNING the asylum!)

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To: JoeProBono

LOL!

15 posted on 01/24/2013 3:03:50 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)

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To: OKRA2012

.... This reads as humor ..... But is actually a tactic of mockery to get people to laugh and snicker at the antics of the bumbling, disfunctional Republicans. It desensitizes and inoculates the masses against any genuine call in the future by the GOP for the impeachment of the Prez.

16 posted on 01/24/2013 3:06:18 PM PST by R_Kangel ( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")

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To: OKRA2012

A phony singer is appropriate for a phony president.

17 posted on 01/24/2013 3:14:29 PM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)

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To: GingisK

This has got to be humor....

Not really, this is series!

18 posted on 01/24/2013 3:22:01 PM PST by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)

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To: showme_the_Glory

Not really, this is series!

Both Hugh and series?

19 posted on 01/24/2013 4:20:06 PM PST by GingisK

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