***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Yeh....not feeling well today guys, so have at it with some random silliness.

[Lucky9teen]

Black Biscuit

[Focault's Pendulum]

Present. but I’m not voting.

[Lucky9teen]

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 Just an FYI to everyone, that the 3 post pings is not something I can control. I only submit the post once (and I don't even review it, I just hit post) and then leave it alone. So why it pings 3 times, I don't know. I know others on FR that have ping lists, have that same problem, so it's an FR thing and hopefully they'll get it fixed some day. Meanwhile, it was suggested to shorten the ping list into two posts, so I'll see if that works.

[Lucky9teen]

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 Just an FYI to everyone, that the 3 post pings is not something I can control. I only submit the post once (and I don't even review it, I just hit post) and then leave it alone. So why it pings 3 times, I don't know. I know others on FR that have ping lists, have that same problem, so it's an FR thing and hopefully they'll get it fixed some day. Meanwhile, it was suggested to shorten the ping list into two posts, so I'll see if that works.

[Lucky9teen]

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 Just an FYI to everyone, that the 3 post pings is not something I can control. I only submit the post once (and I don't even review it, I just hit post) and then leave it alone. So why it pings 3 times, I don't know. I know others on FR that have ping lists, have that same problem, so it's an FR thing and hopefully they'll get it fixed some day. Meanwhile, it was suggested to shorten the ping list into two posts, so I'll see if that works.

[Lucky9teen]

Well, that didn’t work

PING

[Lucky9teen]

Well, that didn’t work

PING

[AF_Blue]

"OK folks, let's give a big hand to a new band performing for the first time this morning ... Khaki Oatmeal!!!"

Yep, it's going to be one of those days. The self-move biz is going to be slow in NoVA this weekend.

[Rummyfan]

TOP TEN!!!!

[verga]

Top ten

[verga]

top ten

[DooDahhhh]

Maybe me too

[KevinDavis]

Top 20

[verga]

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend
time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time — pancakes, ice cream, candy - just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. “Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked. Not really, PaPa, it was boring.

We didn’t see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse’s ass, socialist left wing Obamalover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!” We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn’t have any fun.

[The Chief]

I’m some where in the to ten to top 25, it is going to be a good day!

Now it just needs to start snowing harder so I can go home and start my 3 day weekend! :-P

For those in the path of the blizzard and emergency responders in those areas,, stay safe!

[verga]

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

[freebird5850]

Blue and the
Cheese and Peanut butter crackers!

[knarf]

I suppose that’s your story and you’re stickin’ TO it ... eh ?

[Old Sarge]

"Put your hands together, and give it up for....RED COFFEE!!!"

[ArGee]

A man's daughter came and asked him, "Daddy, how did I get my name?"

Her father answered, "Well, when you were first born, a little daisy petal landed on your head. Your mother and I thought that was a good omen so we named you Daisy."

Daisy ran off to play. A little while later his other daughter came in and asked, "Daddy, how did I get my name?"

Her father answered, "Well, when you were first born, a little rose petal landed on your head. Your mother and I thought that was a good omen so we named you Rose?"

Rose ran off to play. A little while later, the man's son came in. The father said, "What is it, Trojan?"

[CSM]

My brand name is:

BLUE WINGS!

Bow down lesser brands!

[Arrowhead1952]

Melissa goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

The Obit Editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.

She pauses, reflects, and then she says,

“Well then, let it read “Paul Dyer died.”

Amused at Melissa’s thriftiness, the editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read, “Paul Dyer died.... GOLF CLUBS FOR SALE.”

[MagnoliaB]

Luv it!

[ArGee]

Somehow I don’t think Black Grits is gonna make any money.

[Doogle]

"...well, the bigger flakes are starting to fall. I plan to go into my den, wake up Sunday afternoon around 3pm...and forage for berries and twigs"

[knarf]

bite me, peon ...

Black Jack Daniels

Send your tax refund to me

[Old Sarge]

[BlueLancer]

Black Burger

[Darksheare]

It happens when you ping large pinglists.

[PeaceBeWithYou]

BAND name.

[RoadGumby]

Plaid Quesadilla - mostly we sing covers of Casting Crowns.

[jag.drafting]

Green Porkchop rockin’ the Una Hausen An Graten.

[Girlene]

government employees and obama?

[IYAS9YAS]

Blue Nut & Honey Crunch...

Could be worse. I guess.

[ken5050]

Check out this compilation:

The Dangers of Being a Reporter

Why couldn't this happen to Chris Matthews??

[CSM]

“So why it pings 3 times, I don’t know. I know others on FR that have ping lists, have that same problem, so it’s an FR thing and hopefully they’ll get it fixed some day.”

It is a system glich with FR and I have heard that the more members on your list, the more times it posts! With a triple ping, that is a reflection that you have a large ping list! I have the Dave Ramsey Ping list and with 156 members on my list, I only get a double ping!

Silliness rules over fudiciary responsibility! ;-)

[Malone LaVeigh]

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Black Potatoes makes the Top 40 or so!

[cartan]

[CSM]

You drunkards always break the rules! It was supposed to be the last thing you ate.....Hmm, I might have to have an Ale dinner this evening, so you might just be on to something.

[CSM]

It was early and darn work was getting in the way....No way I am getting old with decreasing seeing functionality!

[martin_fierro]

Blue Ravioli.

[ArGee]

It looks like he’s standing in front of a mirror as well.

So, if you add the weights of all the reflections, you get the weights he appears to be holding.

[knarf]

" .. It was supposed to be the last thing you ate .. "

Right ..

Black Jack Daniels.

I learned the diet from Dean Martin an' HE had The Golden Girls

[martin_fierro]

MARTY McFLY WALKS AMONGST US

[Girlene]

Hilarious Animal Video

[Pan_Yan]

Color of your pants + last thing you ate = your band name

Black Meat Loaf? Hey now!

[cartan]

[stayathomemom]

Gray All Bran/Special K. If I left off the All Bran it would rhyme, Gray Special K!

[Ingtar]

Navy Sweet and Sour Meat Loaf for me!