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Global Warming Snow Hits Northeast
2-9-13 | Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 02/09/2013 6:49:34 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Friday evening the largest Global Warming snow ever hit the Northeast. The storm had been predicted by Al Gore and other patients for years.

Scientists had first thought the snow was the ordinary H2O type of snow that has fallen for years. However, closer investigation indicated that the snow was not regular snow but solidified carbon dioxide, (aka dry ice).

Drs. Mann, Jones and Hansen speculated that the carbon dioxide had built up quickly because the coal fired electric generator plants had been working at full capacity because of the recent Artic cold spell. What triggered the consolidation and solidification of the carbon dioxide remain a mystery, however the Drs. Mann, Jones and Hansen have requested a grant of 150 million dollars from the Dept. of Agriculture to study the problem.

In a related note, Czar Bloomberg and the FDA have issued a warning against eating the Global Warming snow (aka dry ice) as it could prove to be fatal especially if consumed in a large cup (larger than 12 oz.) with sugary toppings. The FDA has also issued a warning against eating "yellow snow", regular or Global Warming.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Science; Weather
KEYWORDS: bluestates; foolishness; globalcooling; humor; nemo; satire; snowstorm

1 posted on 02/09/2013 6:49:46 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The warmer it gets the more snow will fall, if it keeps warming pretty soon Havana will be a ski resort


2 posted on 02/09/2013 6:50:41 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Don't look now but there's more warming on the way.

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3 posted on 02/09/2013 6:55:06 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

God has the greatest sense of humor.


4 posted on 02/09/2013 6:58:27 PM PST by tractorman (I never miss a chance to tweak a liberal.)
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To: GeronL
“Global warming” is so 90s. It's “climate change” now . . . a catch-all for all disastrous weather . . .
5 posted on 02/09/2013 7:03:32 PM PST by AUTiger83
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Apparently a CNN reporterette seriously questioned whether global warming attracts asteroids.

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/02/09/Out-of-the-Mouths-of-Reporters?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter


6 posted on 02/09/2013 7:04:08 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: tractorman
God has the greatest sense of humor.

And FReepers aren't too far behind!

7 posted on 02/09/2013 7:05:52 PM PST by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: AUTiger83

Actually, I’m beginning to believe the newest weather term fad is “superstorm”.


8 posted on 02/09/2013 7:06:36 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (The Progressive mind...an arid ethical and moral wasteland!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I named a cirrus cloud DIABLO!!!!! this afternoon.


9 posted on 02/09/2013 7:09:01 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Blizzard of 1888.

http://www.nytimes.com/1988/01/14/arts/recalling-the-blizzard-of-1888.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Blizzard_of_1888


10 posted on 02/09/2013 7:11:04 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Click my name! See new paintings!)
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To: cripplecreek

“a cirrus cloud”

cirrocumulus or cirrostratus?


11 posted on 02/09/2013 7:12:42 PM PST by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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To: AUTiger83

so, if they call this Climate Changeageddon they’ll have it all covered!


12 posted on 02/09/2013 7:12:51 PM PST by bigbob
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To: cripplecreek

ROFLMAO!! :-D


13 posted on 02/09/2013 7:13:34 PM PST by Artcore
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The earth has a fever. It’s burning up. We’re all going to fry like eggs in a pan!


14 posted on 02/09/2013 7:15:34 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: wxgesr

Cirrostratus, it was a high one fixin to swoop down and devastate points east with slightly diffuse sunlight.


15 posted on 02/09/2013 7:16:20 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Global Warming snow. For all those of the Global Warming flock:

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! . . . Is this a joke?


16 posted on 02/09/2013 7:32:28 PM PST by jonrick46 (The opium of Communists: other people's money.)
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To: GeronL

Warm globally, cool locally!


17 posted on 02/09/2013 7:33:03 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Some environ-mentalists will swear that the snow was actually warm.


18 posted on 02/09/2013 7:34:00 PM PST by 353FMG ( I refuse to specify whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
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To: GeronL
JEES I was feelin' fair to middlin tonight until i'm hearin all aobut this folderol out in the Northeast. i feeeel the scales of the devil have fallen from my eyes ... I say we must all become acolytes of the ecolibs before it's too late we must ... 1. Jump on the KYOTO bronco 2. Ride him straight into the depths of hell 4 And beat the crap out of the devil...! PRAISE LET US JOIN ONE ANOTHER AS WE SURGE FORWARD IN HOLY SANCTIMONY ARM AND ARM TO SMITE HIDEOUS DEMON OIL...IN THE NAME OF THE GAIA THE STRIESAND AN THE HOLY GORE.... CAN I HEAR AN AMEN BROTHER FREEPERS'....CAN I HEAR AN AMEN !!


19 posted on 02/09/2013 7:34:24 PM PST by jimsin
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To: cripplecreek

Add that to the list of things that are caused by AGW.


20 posted on 02/09/2013 7:34:48 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Did the fifth horseman of the apocalypse, Al Gore, show up in Boston to talk about the earth having a fever right before tropicalblizzardsmowmageddon Nemo hit?


21 posted on 02/09/2013 7:35:59 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: cripplecreek
Apparently a CNN reporterette seriously questioned whether global warming attracts asteroids.

Sure. Heck, yes, and it also causes cancer, in-grown toe nails, paint fading and blistering on cars, cracked sidewalks, broken glasses in the dish washer, loss of taste in chewing gum, ther terrible rise of smoking among teen-agers, crab grass in yards, attention defecit disorder, outbreaks of prostitute renting and flagrant dishonesty among our elected misrepresentatives, shark attacks on popular beaches, hurricanes, violence along the Mexican border, the soaring cost of gasoline, and...

22 posted on 02/09/2013 7:39:10 PM PST by Standing Wolf
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To: jimsin

lol!


23 posted on 02/09/2013 7:39:31 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: KarlInOhio

He’s not a horseman, he’s a horse’s ass.


24 posted on 02/09/2013 7:41:36 PM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: TigersEye

Does it need more cowbell?


25 posted on 02/09/2013 7:55:02 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

The cowbell! I can’t pick up the cowbell, it’s burning hot!!!


26 posted on 02/09/2013 8:02:17 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: cripplecreek
I heard a reporter somewhere say that the snow is going to feel like it is “coming out of a fire hose, literally.” I wasn't sure whether to laugh or not, literally.
27 posted on 02/09/2013 8:10:34 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

...electric generator plants had been working at full capacity because of the recent Artic cold spell.


You must be mistaken. According to the watermelons, the Artic is warm now. The cold could not have come from there. It’s in the “scientific” climate models. Ask Algore.


28 posted on 02/09/2013 8:18:50 PM PST by SaraJohnson
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Thw weatheries said we were going to have about six inches of snow here in our part of south Jersey - we had a costing - yet they can tell us with great assurance that the sealevel is going to rise exactly forty-two inches when the average temperature goes up 3.2 degrees fifty years from now - it’s amazing.....


29 posted on 02/09/2013 9:23:00 PM PST by Intolerant in NJ
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To: RetiredTexasVet

In what is being dubbed a surprise development, this Global Warming snow has been measured as being well frozen at fifty degrees Fahrenheit, and climate scientists are speculating that Planetary Global Warming has actally raised the freezing point of water.

Naturally, the federal government has awarded a substantial grant for the study of this potentially significant discovery.


30 posted on 02/09/2013 9:53:16 PM PST by Jack Hammer
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To: 353FMG

I spent 4 hours shoveling on Friday and Saturday. It was definitely not warm.


31 posted on 02/10/2013 7:47:53 AM PST by Dutch Boy
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To: RetiredTexasVet
THINK as you might MR RTV G.W.denyer man...ME? I have proof postive there REALLY IS such a thing as Globalbalony Warmin. Why am i so sure? I am so sure because once i heard a top truth teller over ON MSNBC... that tingly feller i think it was....He was a rantin and ravin' at the G. W. DENYERS. He said.....get this...

'THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO MAKE THE WORLD THEIR ASHTRAY'

Hell i snuffed out my Cohiba (look it up) that very damn minute...in sympathy for and with the global struggle we must all wage against the RICH Capitalist REPUBLICAN POLLUTERS.... that walk amongst us..I reserve the balance of my time....
32 posted on 02/10/2013 10:14:14 AM PST by jimsin
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To: Dutch Boy

You must be living near my brother in the Worcester, MA (pronounce WHOOSTER!) area.

Told him back in the 80’s to move to TX.


33 posted on 02/10/2013 4:36:58 PM PST by 353FMG ( I refuse to specify whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
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