Posted on 02/09/2013 6:49:34 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
Friday evening the largest Global Warming snow ever hit the Northeast. The storm had been predicted by Al Gore and other patients for years.
Scientists had first thought the snow was the ordinary H2O type of snow that has fallen for years. However, closer investigation indicated that the snow was not regular snow but solidified carbon dioxide, (aka dry ice).
Drs. Mann, Jones and Hansen speculated that the carbon dioxide had built up quickly because the coal fired electric generator plants had been working at full capacity because of the recent Artic cold spell. What triggered the consolidation and solidification of the carbon dioxide remain a mystery, however the Drs. Mann, Jones and Hansen have requested a grant of 150 million dollars from the Dept. of Agriculture to study the problem.
In a related note, Czar Bloomberg and the FDA have issued a warning against eating the Global Warming snow (aka dry ice) as it could prove to be fatal especially if consumed in a large cup (larger than 12 oz.) with sugary toppings. The FDA has also issued a warning against eating "yellow snow", regular or Global Warming.
Did the fifth horseman of the apocalypse, Al Gore, show up in Boston to talk about the earth having a fever right before tropicalblizzardsmowmageddon Nemo hit?
Apparently a CNN reporterette seriously questioned whether global warming attracts asteroids.
Sure. Heck, yes, and it also causes cancer, in-grown toe nails, paint fading and blistering on cars, cracked sidewalks, broken glasses in the dish washer, loss of taste in chewing gum, ther terrible rise of smoking among teen-agers, crab grass in yards, attention defecit disorder, outbreaks of prostitute renting and flagrant dishonesty among our elected misrepresentatives, shark attacks on popular beaches, hurricanes, violence along the Mexican border, the soaring cost of gasoline, and...
lol!
He’s not a horseman, he’s a horse’s ass.
Does it need more cowbell?
The cowbell! I can’t pick up the cowbell, it’s burning hot!!!
...electric generator plants had been working at full capacity because of the recent Artic cold spell.
Thw weatheries said we were going to have about six inches of snow here in our part of south Jersey - we had a costing - yet they can tell us with great assurance that the sealevel is going to rise exactly forty-two inches when the average temperature goes up 3.2 degrees fifty years from now - it’s amazing.....
In what is being dubbed a surprise development, this Global Warming snow has been measured as being well frozen at fifty degrees Fahrenheit, and climate scientists are speculating that Planetary Global Warming has actally raised the freezing point of water.
Naturally, the federal government has awarded a substantial grant for the study of this potentially significant discovery.
I spent 4 hours shoveling on Friday and Saturday. It was definitely not warm.
You must be living near my brother in the Worcester, MA (pronounce WHOOSTER!) area.
Told him back in the 80’s to move to TX.
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