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First Obamacare Death Panel Sentences 3,500 To Slow Death
2-14-13 | Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 02/14/2013 7:04:56 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

The first Obamacare Death Panel, headed by Ezekiel Emanuel, issued death sentences to 3,500 patients. After evaluating their cases, the panel determined that the patients did not meet the minimum economic cost-benefit criteria and would be terminated within a week. Having a semblance of humanity, the ordered slow death would be painless and with dignity. All 3,500 patients will be loaded on a Carnival Cruise ship and set off on a 1 week cruise. Patients will be plied with liquor and drugs until they were in an absolute stupor. No toilet facilities or food will be provided as all the patients will be thrown over the side on the second day out. Emanuel stated that by throwing them over the side on the second day out it would save money and keep them under control as they would be expecting a full 7 day cruise before their demise.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: abortion; deathpanels; foolishness; humor; obamacare; satire; zerocare
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To: visualops

Exactly it does make sense but that is what they are doing to those over 80yo?


41 posted on 03/03/2013 12:39:55 PM PST by chris_bdba
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To: visualops

Exactly it does NOT make sense but that is what they are doing to those over 80yo?


42 posted on 03/03/2013 12:40:21 PM PST by chris_bdba
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