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JUSTIN BIEBER MUST WEAR GAS MASK FOR REST OF HIS LIFE
WWN ^

Posted on 03/09/2013 9:18:48 AM PST by traumer

Doctors told Justin Bieber he will have to wear a gas mask for the rest of his life.

It’s a rare condition, similar to what Michael Jackson had – except it’s much more severe. Justin Bieber can not breathe the air that the rest of the humans on the planet can breathe.

“He needs much better air than we are producing on Earth,” said a source close to Bieber. ”Justin was crushed to learn that he would never be without a gas mask, but he’s accepting it in stride. He thinks he’ll still be able to record – he’ll just have a much deeper voice.”

Bieber is taking it all in stride: “I’m focused on the good things in life. I’m blessed and not forgetting it. I’m giving back every day for it. Can’t phase me.” He added: “I’m a good person. I know that. You can’t tell me different. We know the truth.

“As long as my family, friends, and fans r with me u can say whatever. We are all equal in God’s eyes & we have a responsibility to each other.”

He went on: “I understand it is part of the job to be judged…but judge me on the facts, judge me on the music, and be careful of the judgement u pass.

(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bieber; justinbieber; napl; stunedhisbieber; thebieb
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To: traumer

It must be awkward and disconcerting to other patrons to wear a gas mask at a restaurant. Hopefully he’s leaving good tips.


21 posted on 03/09/2013 9:35:51 AM PST by SamAdams76
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To: traumer

Big deal. So’s my girlfriend.


22 posted on 03/09/2013 9:36:52 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: traumer
The WWN also reports that Bieber is waiting for gay marriage to become legal, so that he can finally marry Bat Boy.


23 posted on 03/09/2013 9:39:06 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: traumer

LOL. MJ didn’t have a deeper voice, but I think he only wore surgical masks.


24 posted on 03/09/2013 9:40:14 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: traumer
Poor Bieber.


25 posted on 03/09/2013 9:40:30 AM PST by Rebelbase (1929-1950's, 20+years for full recovery. How long this time?)
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To: Rebelbase

Really he should be wearing one of those pink Hello Kitty gas masks.


26 posted on 03/09/2013 9:43:55 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: humblegunner

What’s that .gif of Ellen DeGeneres doing on a Justine Bieber thread?


27 posted on 03/09/2013 9:47:25 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: traumer

He is just looking for his mummy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gows3X8yt9c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CFSyHBVxDQ

Not that he could be any more creepier...


28 posted on 03/09/2013 9:49:05 AM PST by GraceG
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To: traumer

LOL, that’s hilarious.


29 posted on 03/09/2013 9:51:18 AM PST by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: traumer
 photo wtf.gif
30 posted on 03/09/2013 9:52:10 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: mnehring

It looks more like the type of training masks that some athletes wear to add resistance to breathing , to strengthen the muscles used for breathing.


31 posted on 03/09/2013 9:54:37 AM PST by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: traumer

And we care why?


32 posted on 03/09/2013 9:55:10 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (There is no requirement to show need in order to exercise your rights.)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
sniff sniff I'm sowwy. This is a devastating bwow.

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33 posted on 03/09/2013 9:56:52 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: traumer

Can we ban gas masks?


34 posted on 03/09/2013 9:57:09 AM PST by OKRA2012
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To: mnehring

Yep. Stuned his bieber.

Poor thing.


35 posted on 03/09/2013 9:58:00 AM PST by Jeff Winston
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To: donhunt
yeah... no kidding. How can he not breathe this air?

This is too weird for even for a Coast to coast segment.

36 posted on 03/09/2013 9:58:58 AM PST by Northern Yankee (Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Dallas59

I have to ask what made him smile like that


37 posted on 03/09/2013 9:59:45 AM PST by winodog
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To: Rebelbase

Oink-Oink


38 posted on 03/09/2013 10:00:00 AM PST by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders.)
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To: OKRA2012

“Can we ban gas masks?”

Only military need gas masks....


39 posted on 03/09/2013 10:02:34 AM PST by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders.)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


40 posted on 03/09/2013 10:03:02 AM PST by windcliff
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