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'Dead' Prostitute Leaps From Her Coffin (Zimbabwe)
New York Post ^
| March 29, 2013
| New York Post via The Sun
Posted on 03/29/2013 1:33:09 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
Edited on 03/29/2013 1:35:51 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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A prostitute in Zimbabwe 'died' during a hotel romp with a client - only to come back to life as her body was being put in a coffin.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: coffin; hookers; iteotwawki; itstheendoftheworld; napl; obamavoter; prostitute; reanimator; society; talesfromthecrypt; undead; walkingdead; yikes; zimbabwe; zombie; zombiehookers; zombies
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To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
03/29/2013 2:22:52 PM PDT
by
Ignatz
(Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Q: What’s the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can’t hear an enzyme.
22
posted on
03/29/2013 2:24:36 PM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
To: When do we get liberated?
Or maybe she was craving electrolytes.
23
posted on
03/29/2013 2:26:18 PM PDT
by
ResponseAbility
(The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
To: EEGator
Yes, but we should skip the technicals on this fascinating world.
24
posted on
03/29/2013 2:28:47 PM PDT
by
ResponseAbility
(The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
To: DogByte6RER
25
posted on
03/29/2013 2:34:27 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Barry gave the Republicans a free lunch. All the taxpayers got was a lousy tax increase.)
To: JRandomFreeper
/johnny, you may be as weird as me, but I'm still:
............................................................................................. FRegards
26
posted on
03/29/2013 2:37:12 PM PDT
by
gonzo
( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms ... FRegards)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
27
posted on
03/29/2013 2:38:36 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: DogByte6RER
Maybe she thought that she was married to the guy.
28
posted on
03/29/2013 2:41:57 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: DogByte6RER
Wow....she was cold so they thought she was dead...?
What....nobody knows to check for a heartbeat, a mirror the nose to see if she is breathing,,,
Just stick her in the ground....I wonder how many other people have been buried alive...
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posted on
03/29/2013 2:43:25 PM PDT
by
JZoback
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
Some people will do anything to skip out on work.
To: Slings and Arrows
or kick her in her money maker
31
posted on
03/29/2013 3:06:37 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: DogByte6RER
I hate it when that happens!!
It rubs the lotion upon its skin, or else it gets the hose again!!
32
posted on
03/29/2013 3:13:19 PM PDT
by
RobertClark
("May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't" - George S. Patton)
To: JZoback
People came up with having “wakes” because people got poisened and resembled death and they wanted to see if they would wake up before they buried them. I think the poisen was from drinking some things out of tumblers made out of a certain metal.
To: DogByte6RER
34
posted on
03/29/2013 3:34:17 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
To: DogByte6RER
The ultimate truth in advertising.
35
posted on
03/29/2013 3:35:22 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
To: JRandomFreeper
Someone is going to regret my passing, even if it's the pall-bearers.I'm going to have handles bolted on my 1000 pound gun safe, and I've let my wife know the names of six people I really dislike.
To: DogByte6RER
37
posted on
03/29/2013 4:29:27 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: RJS1950; Ignatz
Beat me to it Ignatz.
And civilized man didn’t walk out of Zimbabwe, we were kicked out.
38
posted on
03/29/2013 4:47:01 PM PDT
by
golux
To: al baby; Slings and Arrows
And what’s all this with so many free market people being vicious to prostitutes? “Kicking” them... Pretty messed up if you ask me. Prostitution is legal in the USA as long as you film it. It’s a hard, sad, dirty job for generally optionless women and they don’t deserve to be treated on the street or on internet threads like animals.
39
posted on
03/29/2013 4:52:37 PM PDT
by
golux
To: DogByte6RER
OMG!!! a STREET WALKER!!!!!
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