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'Dead' Prostitute Leaps From Her Coffin (Zimbabwe)
New York Post ^ | March 29, 2013 | New York Post via The Sun

Posted on 03/29/2013 1:33:09 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

Edited on 03/29/2013 1:35:51 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

A prostitute in Zimbabwe 'died' during a hotel romp with a client - only to come back to life as her body was being put in a coffin.


(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: coffin; hookers; iteotwawki; itstheendoftheworld; napl; obamavoter; prostitute; reanimator; society; talesfromthecrypt; undead; walkingdead; yikes; zimbabwe; zombie; zombiehookers; zombies
zimbabwe dollars photo: Zimbabwe Dollars 751px-Zimbabwe_Hyperinflation_2008_notes.jpg Surely the prospect of all of those Zimbabwe billion dollar notes had a role in her "revival" ...
1 posted on 03/29/2013 1:33:09 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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More coverage ...

“Prostitute who ‘died’ during romp came back to life in coffin”

Read more:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4864611/prostitute-who-died-during-romp-came-back-to-life-in-coffin.html#ixzz2OxlXW3Jz

... Local news reports claim she leaped from the casket, yelling: “You want to kill me, you want to kill me”.

Terrified staff and guests at the hotel who had gathered to watch the scene unfold, fled in panic.

A source told Bulaweyo24 News: “It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen.”

The shaken hooker - known locally as MaNdlo - was escorted home by another prostitute.


2 posted on 03/29/2013 1:34:34 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

It’s what our money will look like soom.


3 posted on 03/29/2013 1:36:36 PM PDT by Vaduz
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zombie hooker photo: zombie hooker zombie-1.jpg
4 posted on 03/29/2013 1:37:05 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER
I bet that prostitute is real glad she is not related to Dwight Schrute:


5 posted on 03/29/2013 1:38:22 PM PDT by Slyfox (The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
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To: DogByte6RER

She was in an Army experiment and she was afraid that she didn’t pay her pimp UPGRAYDD.


6 posted on 03/29/2013 1:40:33 PM PDT by ResponseAbility (The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
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A big dream of many Japanese men is something called rasto spurto. To die in the saddle (so to speak).


7 posted on 03/29/2013 1:40:56 PM PDT by llevrok (Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; RandallFlagg

Ping


8 posted on 03/29/2013 1:41:31 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER
So many things I could say... but I already have entertainment scheduled for this Friday night.

Besides, daddy said it best to avoid dead hookers.

/johnny

9 posted on 03/29/2013 1:44:26 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: DogByte6RER
'Dead' Prostitute Leaps From Her Coffin

I'd get bit by it.

10 posted on 03/29/2013 1:45:55 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

Would he or wouldn't he?

11 posted on 03/29/2013 1:53:20 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Due Process 2013: "Burn the M*****-F***er Down!")
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To: JRandomFreeper
Haunted Mansion gif photo haunted_mansion_animated_coffin.gif
12 posted on 03/29/2013 1:56:44 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

The last guy didn’t pay her?


13 posted on 03/29/2013 1:58:52 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: All
Meanwhile, in other news ... new york post headline photo: New York Post Headline 02222010headless_body.jpg
14 posted on 03/29/2013 2:00:36 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER
I actually have a coffin here I built years ago. It's nice looking and form fitting, assuming I don't pack on the pounds (and I won't).

Kids took it down from the shelf and took the ham radio antennas out of it when I got hurt so bad, but failed to put it back when I lived (little barstids). They didn't even bother to dust it, inside or outside.

And they wonder why I left handles off of it. Someone is going to regret my passing, even if it's the pall-bearers.

/johnny

15 posted on 03/29/2013 2:02:13 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: b4its2late

I guess you can say she got “stiffed” by her last customer.


16 posted on 03/29/2013 2:07:25 PM PDT by History Repeats (sic transit gloria mundi)
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To: ResponseAbility

Bet she needed a glass of water, like from the toilet.


17 posted on 03/29/2013 2:09:40 PM PDT by When do we get liberated? (A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suck at the tit of Capitalism.)
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To: ResponseAbility

Is that spelled with two D’s due to a double dose of his pimpin’?


18 posted on 03/29/2013 2:15:44 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: DogByte6RER; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Q. How do you make a hormone?

A. Don't pay her.


19 posted on 03/29/2013 2:16:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Unfortunately for her, the denizens of that “culturally advanced” african craphole will probably hunt her down and kill her now that she’s shown herself to be a witch who can come back from the dead.

If you subscribe to the “out of africa” theory, Africa might have been the “cradle of civilization” but it seems that modern (civilized) man walked out of africa and left the stupid behind.


20 posted on 03/29/2013 2:17:16 PM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: DogByte6RER

Le petit mort!


21 posted on 03/29/2013 2:22:52 PM PDT by Ignatz (Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Q: What’s the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can’t hear an enzyme.


22 posted on 03/29/2013 2:24:36 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: When do we get liberated?

Or maybe she was craving electrolytes.


23 posted on 03/29/2013 2:26:18 PM PDT by ResponseAbility (The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
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To: EEGator

Yes, but we should skip the technicals on this fascinating world.


24 posted on 03/29/2013 2:28:47 PM PDT by ResponseAbility (The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
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To: DogByte6RER

A Zombabwie?


25 posted on 03/29/2013 2:34:27 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Barry gave the Republicans a free lunch. All the taxpayers got was a lousy tax increase.)
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To: JRandomFreeper
/johnny, you may be as weird as me, but I'm still:

............................................................................................. FRegards

26 posted on 03/29/2013 2:37:12 PM PDT by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms ... FRegards)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Smiley - Rimshot photo rimshot.gif
27 posted on 03/29/2013 2:38:36 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Maybe she thought that she was married to the guy.


28 posted on 03/29/2013 2:41:57 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: DogByte6RER

Wow....she was cold so they thought she was dead...?

What....nobody knows to check for a heartbeat, a mirror the nose to see if she is breathing,,,

Just stick her in the ground....I wonder how many other people have been buried alive...


29 posted on 03/29/2013 2:43:25 PM PDT by JZoback
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

Some people will do anything to skip out on work.


30 posted on 03/29/2013 2:50:11 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Slings and Arrows

or kick her in her money maker


31 posted on 03/29/2013 3:06:37 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: DogByte6RER

I hate it when that happens!!

It rubs the lotion upon its skin, or else it gets the hose again!!


32 posted on 03/29/2013 3:13:19 PM PDT by RobertClark ("May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't" - George S. Patton)
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To: JZoback

People came up with having “wakes” because people got poisened and resembled death and they wanted to see if they would wake up before they buried them. I think the poisen was from drinking some things out of tumblers made out of a certain metal.


33 posted on 03/29/2013 3:19:17 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: DogByte6RER

LOL


34 posted on 03/29/2013 3:34:17 PM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
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To: DogByte6RER

The ultimate truth in advertising.


35 posted on 03/29/2013 3:35:22 PM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
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To: JRandomFreeper
Someone is going to regret my passing, even if it's the pall-bearers.

I'm going to have handles bolted on my 1000 pound gun safe, and I've let my wife know the names of six people I really dislike.

36 posted on 03/29/2013 3:41:27 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: DogByte6RER

necrophilia.


37 posted on 03/29/2013 4:29:27 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: RJS1950; Ignatz

Beat me to it Ignatz.

And civilized man didn’t walk out of Zimbabwe, we were kicked out.


38 posted on 03/29/2013 4:47:01 PM PDT by golux
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To: al baby; Slings and Arrows

And what’s all this with so many free market people being vicious to prostitutes? “Kicking” them... Pretty messed up if you ask me. Prostitution is legal in the USA as long as you film it. It’s a hard, sad, dirty job for generally optionless women and they don’t deserve to be treated on the street or on internet threads like animals.


39 posted on 03/29/2013 4:52:37 PM PDT by golux
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To: DogByte6RER

OMG!!! a STREET WALKER!!!!!


40 posted on 03/29/2013 5:20:36 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Remind me of that if I start to make you upset... ;)

/johnny

41 posted on 03/29/2013 7:47:05 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: gonzo
I'm still not weird enough for Austin, Texas. Waylon and Willie can go there, but not me.

/johnny

42 posted on 03/29/2013 7:49:53 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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