Justin Bieber: Monkey Detained by German Officials

tmz ^ | 3/30 | tmz

[RummyChick]

All that monkeying around has finally caught up with Justin Bieber (literally) after officials in Germany confiscated his monkey because Biebs didn't have the proper paperwork.

Bieber arrived at the Munich airport on Thursday and was confronted about the monkey when he went through customs. Since Bieber didn't have the proper documentation for the monkey (and you know how Germans about having your papers in order) they took the monkey into quarantine.

It appears the monkey was a recent gift from record producer Mally Mall, who tweeted the above photo earlier in the week with a caption, "OG MALLY FIRST PIC WITH HIS POPS @JUSTINBIEBER."

Bieber's track record with pets isn't so great -- he gave away his hamster to a random fan last December and the little guy passed away earlier this month.

[RummyChick]

The Biebs is headed the way of M. Jackson.

Oh and

http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/30/justin-bieber-sheriffs-department-prosecution-battery-spitting/

Justin Bieber will be prosecuted for allegedly spitting on a neighbor ... at least if the L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. gets its way.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Sheriff's investigators will refer the case to the L.A. County District Attorney for review after the investigation is completed, and the Dept. will recommend that criminal battery charges be filed against the singer.

Officially, the Sheriff's Dept. will say they have no recommendation yet because the investigation is not complete. However, our sources say a clear picture has already emerged, and not just over the alleged spitting incident.

We're told members of the Dept. believe it's relevant Bieber has shown a pattern of disregard for the law, including speeding tickets, fights, threats, reckless driving, drugs and more.

Law enforcement sources say it's a cookie-cutter situation they've seen before -- small crimes that escalate over time to serious criminal conduct.

Now the lil twist ... whether Justin is prosecuted or not, people in the Sheriff's Dept. believe he needs professional help to manage his anger and behavior. And they say, it has nothing to do with the fact that he's famous -- anyone going down a "dangerous path" needs serious professional help.

[Sacajaweau]

Kid’s a jerk...But that’s pretty much what the Music business is producing.....rich jerks.

[Ditter]

We have watched a cute kid who could sing turn into a white rapper wanna be with tattoos, ear rings and that awful flat billed baseball cap! I fear he is on a downward slide or soon will be.

[Sacajaweau]

Which one is the monkey??

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Dieter’s monkey?

[Gaffer]

Deeeeee Arrrrrrrrr Youuuuuuuuuuuuu Guess..........

His video (stuggling clean cut Bieber rises) was pure BS.

[Liberty Valance]

*beiber ping*

*Now with more beiber monkey*

[ClearCase_guy]

I've seen this movie before. Doesn't end well.

[illiac]

He should keep his monkey in his pants....

[EEGator]

[cableguymn]

Send biteme to trade the bieb for the monkey. They can keep the bieb.

[Liberty Valance]

Dieter’s monkey?

SPROCKETS!

[SMGFan]

But a monkey cannot replace Selena Gomez. :)

(Search Selena Gomez Spring Breakers. )

Justin Bieber Visits Selena Gomez Before Leaving the Country
http://www.eonline.com/news/402185/justin-bieber-visits-selena-gomez-before-leaving-the-country

[Liberty Valance]

[EEGator]

“Now is the time when we dance on Sprockets.”

[USMCPOP]

The Biebs is headed the way of M. Jackson.

Or Pee Wee Herman if he spanks his monkey.

[mnehring]

He is starting to make Michael Jackson look sane and Courtney Love look sober.

[EEGator]

Ahhh, she’s becoming quite the grown up skank.

[Wuli]

“I’ve seen this movie before. Doesn’t end well. “

O.K. Contest over; ClearCase_guy nails it!!!

[mnehring]

Maybe we should all start posting this for Bieber and his Monkey.