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OBAMA RESIGNS!!
April 1, 2001 | Sloof Lirpa

Posted on 04/01/2013 6:39:19 AM PDT by Mr. K

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!


TOPICS: Humor
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April Fool about the everyday fool
1 posted on 04/01/2013 6:39:19 AM PDT by Mr. K
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To: Mr. K

I always dread this date on FR.

We are going to be flooded with similar threads throughout the day.

TG we have the mods to help us sort real from April Fool foolery.


2 posted on 04/01/2013 6:42:08 AM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Mr. K

April 1st.


3 posted on 04/01/2013 6:42:12 AM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: Mr. K

Not even a bit funny.


4 posted on 04/01/2013 6:42:39 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Mr. K

Yeah.

He resigned alright.

He resigned himself into making sure America becomes a third work cess pit like his native land.


5 posted on 04/01/2013 6:43:17 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Welcome to Obama-Land - EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY)
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To: Mr. K

President Joe Biden...


6 posted on 04/01/2013 6:43:23 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Mr. K

Even if he resigned, it would take twenty years to expunge the Marxist leaning, Christ-hating, Obama appointee’s from the high levels of government.


7 posted on 04/01/2013 6:43:38 AM PDT by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: Mr. K
Obama swore, as he raised his left hand, that he could no longer fulfill his dooties as resident.


8 posted on 04/01/2013 6:43:38 AM PDT by Slyfox (The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
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To: Mr. K

Vice President Hillary Crinton.


9 posted on 04/01/2013 6:43:50 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Mr. K

It is only fair of course! He lost his birth certificate and education transcripts. He can not prove he is a citizen. He can not prove his parents were married let alone who his father was. It is my theory that he was hatched.


10 posted on 04/01/2013 6:43:51 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Another bad joke


11 posted on 04/01/2013 6:44:04 AM PDT by KSCITYBOY
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To: Gaffer

Sadily I was happy for 1.2 seconds. Dammit!


12 posted on 04/01/2013 6:45:09 AM PDT by JohnD9207 (Isn't freedom worth fighting for?)
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To: Izzy Dunne

oh
mi
g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


13 posted on 04/01/2013 6:46:09 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: JohnD9207

I was hoping for that


14 posted on 04/01/2013 6:46:51 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: Mr. K

For it to be a good April Fools joke it has to be somewhat believable, or very subtle. Right now two of my co-workers are cursing at their computers because the mouse isn’t working. My only question is, do I tell them about the little Postit I put over the bottom of the mouse before they call tech support? Or after.


15 posted on 04/01/2013 6:47:36 AM PDT by DoodleDawg
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To: mountainlion
It is my theory that he was hatched.

Not hatched.

Spawned.

16 posted on 04/01/2013 6:47:54 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Mr. K

Going to be a long day.


17 posted on 04/01/2013 6:48:20 AM PDT by AU72
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To: Mr. K
April Fool about the everyday fool
yeah...it's all the very low information voters..his sheep...
malignant narcissistic marxist ideologue with a messianic complex

18 posted on 04/01/2013 6:48:34 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: DoodleDawg
yes, but you have to admit it was exhilarating for a half a second!
19 posted on 04/01/2013 6:49:04 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: JohnD9207

There are some in this country that are about a split hair away from shooting. Crap like this doesn’t help.


20 posted on 04/01/2013 6:49:40 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Mr. K
MUCH too easy. My thread was far more subtle. :)
21 posted on 04/01/2013 6:53:32 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: TomGuy

I agree meds would help.


22 posted on 04/01/2013 6:54:27 AM PDT by svcw (Why is one cell on another planet considered life, and in the womb it is not.)
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To: Slyfox

FWIW, that picture of nobama and the cross of Our Lord is an abomination. Imagine Satan doing that. That’s the real picture.


23 posted on 04/01/2013 6:54:57 AM PDT by upchuck (Free Republic: faster than a speeding bullet!)
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To: DoodleDawg
tell 'em just before the tech arrives
Oh! My Lookee Here! **enjoy**

24 posted on 04/01/2013 6:55:30 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: Mr. K

BITE ME!!


25 posted on 04/01/2013 6:56:18 AM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Mr. K
Did obama quote Nixon at the press conference and throw up the double *V*?
26 posted on 04/01/2013 7:06:07 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Mr. K
Yup. President Hillary Clinton and Vice-President Nancy Pelosi confirm. The new regime is called Cope and Chains.
27 posted on 04/01/2013 7:09:04 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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To: Lazamataz

This is true...

But I lack your ingenuity, I freely admit that


28 posted on 04/01/2013 7:09:09 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: Mr. K

Is that the best you can do???


29 posted on 04/01/2013 7:12:18 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Old Sarge

Spawned.

Spawned by evil.


30 posted on 04/01/2013 7:16:59 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: Mr. K

I have told people today is Obama Voters’ Day. Though those folks are fools year round


31 posted on 04/01/2013 7:20:38 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: Mr. K

Flash: Obama commits suicide! FReeper TFS says that a suicide note is the only thing on which he ever wanted to see Zero’s signature anyway.


32 posted on 04/01/2013 7:42:21 AM PDT by RingerSIX (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccine that they offer down at our Church.)
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To: RingerSIX

How in the world did I type my name wrong? Holy carp! I need more coffee.


33 posted on 04/01/2013 7:43:49 AM PDT by RingerSIX (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccine that they offer down at our Church.)
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To: Mr. K

If you’re going to hook someone with an April Fool’s joke, it needs to have a modicum of believability.


34 posted on 04/01/2013 7:50:20 AM PDT by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: 6ppc

probably...


35 posted on 04/01/2013 8:53:28 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: Morgana

OK, where?


36 posted on 04/01/2013 8:53:55 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: Old Sarge
Spawned.

Not spawned. Spewed.

37 posted on 04/01/2013 11:30:09 AM PDT by Tonytitan
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