Posted on 04/01/2013 11:51:07 AM PDT by GraceG
WhistleMax Inc. the makers of the "Wet Ted Willy" and the "Slick Willy" rape whistles has announcwed that it will be moving it's operation from Dearbornistan Michiganistan to the People's Republic of Boulder to help offset the loss of the gun makers who are moving out of the state.
Citing the new slew of Gun laws passed by the Colorado lawmakers that have prompted the loss of gun making jobs leaving the state the CEO has announced they will be moving into Colorado as the demand for useless forms of self protection in that state have skyrocketed.
Better watch out, the “people” of Boulder are naive enough to actually believe this...after all, they do live in Boulder.
Don’t disappoint the droogs.
April Fools.
Actually believable!
Good humour has the ring of truth in it!
Now there’s a real honest-to-goodness dumbass right there. Just a little bit of the wrong kind of publicity could kill his little rape-whistle business.
Okay, you got me. Really really think this April 1st day crap is over the edge, though.
My phone can spot April Fools Day posts. There’s an app for that.
Trojan company is moving to Boulder... siting the President and CEO, “We think we are perfect fit for Boulder... considering all the dicks that live there”.
LLS
So are you telling me that those nights school courses on projectile vomiting for self-defense are also a hoax?
Have a happy April Fools day to you too Grace.
Dang it! I had smoke coming out of my ears. Ya got me sheriff. LOL!
"Democrats announced today that they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a false sense of security while screwing others."
I see what you have done here.....well played!
How can that be a profitable business? I thought Clinton wanted rape to be rare. Sorry, that was abortion wasn’t it.
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