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Pygmy Goat Found in Bar
UPI ^ | April 4, 2013

Posted on 04/04/2013 2:47:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Animal control officials in Montana said they are trying to track down the owner of a goat found inside a local bar.

Jacki Casagranda, supervisor of the Chelsea Bailey Butte-Silver Bow Animal Shelter, said an animal control officer responded 1:30 a.m. Sunday to a bar in Butte on a report of a goat being brought inside the facility and the animal, which shelter workers have dubbed Shirley, was brought to the shelter when no one at the facility claimed ownership, The Montana Standard, Butte, reported Thursday.

Casagranda said bar patrons were fortunate the goat is a friendly and calm animal, as that is not always the case with animals brought to loud, public places.

"Animals should not be in bars," Casagranda said. "In general, for the community, for the owners, and for the animal it's just not a good situation."

Casagranda said authorities are hoping to identify the goat's owner.

"Hopefully we'll find the owner," Casagranda said. "If not, hopefully we'll find her a good new home."


TOPICS: Food; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: gotchergoat; montana; napl; soagoatapriestanda
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To: reaganaut

alllll right you baaaaaaaad Butte boys.


21 posted on 04/04/2013 3:17:06 PM PDT by Godzilla (3/7/77)
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To: nickcarraway

Goat walks into a bar in Butte.

Bartender: What’s your story, Shorty?

Goat: Well, I’d like a drink. Whiskey.

Bartender: Whiskey? Got an I.D. on ya?

Goat: Well, I—well, no I don’t. I—

Bartender: That’s it. Go on. Out the door with you. We don’t serve kids in here!


22 posted on 04/04/2013 3:28:48 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: TexasCajun

D’AWWWWW!


23 posted on 04/04/2013 3:39:32 PM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Fightin Whitey

Well, it was a long wait for the punchline to Post #4, but worth it!


24 posted on 04/04/2013 3:40:01 PM PDT by BwanaNdege ("To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"- Voltaire)
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To: nickcarraway

I sure hope this does not result in a curse being put on the bar.

Curse of the Goat II.


25 posted on 04/04/2013 3:42:11 PM PDT by Tupelo (Old, Bald, Ugly, Fat and Broke in Arizona)
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Click

26 posted on 04/04/2013 3:45:44 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: nickcarraway

Montana!
Where men are men and sheep (and goats) are nervous !


27 posted on 04/04/2013 4:00:42 PM PDT by llevrok (2013: The USA is in a Civil Cold War.)
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To: nickcarraway

. . . . and boy, was his wife PISSED!


28 posted on 04/04/2013 4:20:17 PM PDT by Hardastarboard (Buck Off, Bronco Bama)
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To: TexasCajun

TOOOO cute!!


29 posted on 04/04/2013 4:36:06 PM PDT by momtothree
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To: nickcarraway

A goat in a Montana bar - since when did Montana have enough Muslims to support a goat bar?


30 posted on 04/04/2013 6:06:35 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."..)
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To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Police are looking for a short, lonely "Palestinian."


31 posted on 04/04/2013 7:36:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The goat said, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”


32 posted on 04/04/2013 7:41:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Animals should not be in bars
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Neither should kids. (You see, people, a young goat is dubbed “kid”. ) dbl e..

33 posted on 04/04/2013 8:07:35 PM PDT by Dysart ( Democracy is the road to socialism-- Karl Marx)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Are you kidding, or just monkeying around?


34 posted on 04/04/2013 8:31:25 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: goat granny
Some lets the goats out.


35 posted on 04/04/2013 8:32:32 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: goat granny

Some lets the goats out. = Someone let the goats out.


36 posted on 04/04/2013 8:33:44 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Daffynition
It was the pig's day off.
37 posted on 04/04/2013 8:35:36 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

38 posted on 04/04/2013 10:48:43 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Daffynition

It’s amazing what you can do with an inflated goat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu-Mw6j3RWw


39 posted on 04/04/2013 11:46:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: mkmensinger; Scrambler Bob

40 posted on 04/04/2013 11:50:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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