Posted on 04/04/2013 2:47:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Animal control officials in Montana said they are trying to track down the owner of a goat found inside a local bar.
Jacki Casagranda, supervisor of the Chelsea Bailey Butte-Silver Bow Animal Shelter, said an animal control officer responded 1:30 a.m. Sunday to a bar in Butte on a report of a goat being brought inside the facility and the animal, which shelter workers have dubbed Shirley, was brought to the shelter when no one at the facility claimed ownership, The Montana Standard, Butte, reported Thursday.
Casagranda said bar patrons were fortunate the goat is a friendly and calm animal, as that is not always the case with animals brought to loud, public places.
"Animals should not be in bars," Casagranda said. "In general, for the community, for the owners, and for the animal it's just not a good situation."
Casagranda said authorities are hoping to identify the goat's owner.
"Hopefully we'll find the owner," Casagranda said. "If not, hopefully we'll find her a good new home."
First, the goat has to admit it has a problem. Take the goat out of the bar and put it where it belongs- a stupid music video parody on Youtube.
Montana is Big Sky country. The goat just appears small in the venue.
So this pygmy goat walks into a bar....
Look for a priest and a dentist.
You missing someone?
Was he singing “I Only Have Eyes for Ewe”?
or “Ewe Light up My Life”?
Pygmy goats I know would like a bar just fine. You’d have to keep an eye out for your knees if they have horns, and like to butt, otherwise . . . .
Had a girlfriend once who was horney and liked butts...
You still in there?
It is Montana, what do you expect?
You missing any of your kids?
"Give us back our goat or we shoot out your kneecaps."
Pingalingaling
Did anyone check his ID? Stature is not an issue. Poop is!
Pigmy goat IS unusual I was always told that a MonTAANAAA
cowboy’s best girlfriend was a sheep! I guess times and habits have changed.
Look for a dental floss rancher riding a pygmy pony!
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