Posted on 04/17/2013 2:18:08 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
FNN Exclusive: FNN has learned that President Obama was not invited to MS. Thatcher's funeral. The Queen had advised the President that only A-list persons were invited.
President Obama was initially demoted to the B-list when he returned the gift of the bust of Winston Churchill and replaced it with a bust of Joseph Stalin. He was later further demoted to the C-list because of the table manners of his wife Michelle (aka Moo) at a state dinner hosted by the British Embassy. Several observers (who wished to remain nameless) stated she resembled a starving Ethiopian at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The Thatcher family nixed the idea of the Vice President attending the funeral. They stated that a clown might be appropriate for a birthday party but not for a funeral. It was felt that Slow Joe would inevitably find a microphone and say something incredibly stupid that would embarrass the Thatcher family and Great Britain. The Thatcher family felt that it would be improper to send Slow Joe whose social and diplomatic ranking was equivalent to a "bucket of warm spit".
Scotland Yard was in favor of the US sending Piers (pronounced Puss) Morgan to represent the US. However, Puss would not be extended diplomatic immunity as there is an active arrest warrant outstanding for Puss for telephone hacking. However, sanity ruled and Parliament passed a resolution that the US accepted Puss and was now stuck with him.
President Obama, after consulting with his closest advisers Valerie Jarret and Reggie Love, designated three bible thumping gun clutching Conservatives to represent the US.
GEE!!
Obama ain’t got no clothes, and the British see it!!!
That was so good you got me for a minute.
In this case, fiction is reality.
obama is a disgrace. Wonder how he’ll react to the NO vote for gun control, is the terrorist from the Boston attack a mooslim and then there’s this Sarin stuff ( it’s not a sugar substitute Mooshelle)
Very well written RTV... Is it more funny than true or the other way ‘round?....
Bible thumping, gun clutching Patriots are far above excrement eating dogs!!
Love it!
But I thought Obama patched things up when he gave the Queen an iPod that had all of his speeches on it?
hilarious- - :)
“...she resembled a starving Ethiopian at an all-you-can-eat buffet.”
I don’t care who y’are, that there is funny!
Wasn’t there a food network or something cooking show host who was shocked at the First Wookie’s voracious appetite? In real life, not parody?
Satire, I think. Too bad: it fits.
TC
“three bible thumping gun clutching Conservatives to represent the US.”
I volunteer!
I resent that! We don't "clutch" our guns (poor gun safety), we "cling!" "Bitterly!"
Satire, I think. Too bad: it fits.
Thought I saw it right here on FR — the first wookie eats like a pig on Deen’s TV show:
“She probably ate more than any other guest I’ve ever had on the show!” said Deen, ...’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2791980/posts
FRegards,
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