Neat English Lesson

Spotted on FarceBook

[Lazamataz]

This is the best, most interesting English lesson I have had to date.

Did you know "listen" and "silent" use the same letters?

Do you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?

And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"?

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, Aztlan-wanting, short-and-squat, baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, Mecca-facing, camel-riding, goat-loving, Marathon-terrorizing, pedophile-worshipping, raggedy-ass bastards with you."

How weird is that?

[Lazamataz]

English lesson you can use.

[Houghton M.]

Does that work in Spanish too?

[laweeks]

Does that work in Spanish too?

Yeah, OBAMA spelled backwards is AMABO which means "gassy possum."

[Houghton M.]

That’s odd. In Latin amabo means “I shall love.”

Must be a tinfoil reference to Reggie.

[freedumb2003]

Does that work in Spanish too?

Si. "Imigrante sin documentos" rearranged becomes "vamanos a su hogar mendigo pinche gavrona babosos!"

[penelopesire]

Lol...good one!!

Wish more people would speak plain English....(grin)

[verga]

Why haven’t you pinged your list with this?

[verga]

For your amusement.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Taco cat.

[gunsequalfreedom]

The last one is a stretch, but I suppose that’s the punch line.

The rest of it is dang insteresting

[a fool in paradise]

[a fool in paradise]

If you’re so smart, why does cargo travel by ship and shipments arrive by car/truck?

[Lazamataz]

I think so. Just press 7 to continue in spanish.

[Lazamataz]

I haven't pinged my list with this one because I do not feel it rises to the quality I require to make that ping.

It's good but not great.

[verga]

Your call, but I think it is freakin hilarious.

[gnickgnack2]

And why do they call it a combine when its job is to separate?

[a fool in paradise]

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn’t they wear nightgowns?

[Donkey Odious]

While maybe not “ping” worthy, it is certainly “forward” worthy - for which I thank you.

[onyx]

LOL.
I love this, and you.