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Experience: I Was Swallowed By a Hippo
Guardian ^ | Friday 3 May 2013 | Paul Templer

Posted on 05/10/2013 12:12:01 PM PDT by nickcarraway

The hippo who tried to kill me wasn't a stranger – he and I had met before a number of times. I was 27 and owned a business taking clients down the Zambezi river near Victoria Falls. I'd been working this stretch of river for years, and the grouchy old two-ton bull had carried out the occasional half-hearted attack. I'd learned to avoid him. Hippos are territorial and I knew where he was most likely to be at any given time.

That day I'd taken clients out with three apprentice guides – Mike, Ben and Evans – all in kayaks. We were near the end of the tour, the light was softening and we were taking in the tranquillity. The solid whack I felt behind me took me by surprise.

I turned just in time to see Evans, who had been flung out of his boat, flying through the air. His boat, with his two clients still in it, had been lifted half out of the water on the back of the huge bull hippo.

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TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hippo; napl
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To: sand88
Most people do however normally think of insects and animals as distinct.

Of course they do.

41 posted on 05/10/2013 4:23:14 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Is it possible Jonas was in the belly of a hippo not a whale?


42 posted on 05/10/2013 4:30:04 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Back in 1983, I was TDY to the US Embassy in Lusaka, Zambia. My boss
and I took a weekend off and went to live rough in the bush. We were going fishing on the Zambezi in one of his Zambian pal’s 17-foot boat. There were four of us. Another Zambian dude was with us. He knew every foot of the Zambezi east of Vic Falls. He was a “wildlife management officer without portfolio,” a.k.a. a poacher. We were about 50 yards from the Rhodesian side. That’s where I also saw my first elephant in the wild. We were fishing when all of a sudden there was a big explosion of water and a big bull hippo’s head broke water. To me, it looked like a 55-gallon drum; I was terrified. Hippos are known to tip boats over and dump the passengers into the croc-infested river. That was one of the main adventures of my 70 years.


43 posted on 05/10/2013 7:51:00 PM PDT by Ax
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To: nickcarraway
Which one?


44 posted on 05/10/2013 8:16:33 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: KarlInOhio
But children still sing of their desire for a hippopotamus for Christmas.

No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses?

45 posted on 05/11/2013 7:01:02 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Alex Murphy
LOL! Very good. OH the ignominy of it all!
46 posted on 05/11/2013 7:04:31 AM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: nickcarraway

The guy went back to give the hippo the chance to get his other arm. Idiot!


47 posted on 05/11/2013 7:12:13 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: nickcarraway
time passes very slowly when you're in a hippo's mouth.

Priceless quote.

48 posted on 05/11/2013 10:37:34 AM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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