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Experience: I Was Swallowed By a Hippo
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| Friday 3 May 2013
| Paul Templer
Posted on 05/10/2013 12:12:01 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Her hips are deadly, too.
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posted on
05/10/2013 12:47:25 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(The red face of shame is proof that the conscience is still operational.)
To: Slyfox
Not to mention her cankles.
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posted on
05/10/2013 12:50:20 PM PDT
by
GladesGuru
(Islam is antithetical to, and Islam is irreconcilable with, America. Therefore - Islam Delenda Est)
To: nickcarraway
I think they’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Seriously, kayaking with hippos. What could possibly go wrong?
To: nomad
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posted on
05/10/2013 12:56:16 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: nickcarraway
I thought this was gonna be a Wookie thread!
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posted on
05/10/2013 12:59:37 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS; nickcarraway; JoeProBono
Holly Cantrell: Marshall! What happened?
Will Canton: Dude, we thought you had died!
Dr. Rick Marshall: Died? No. That was just a minor setback. Okay, let's go home.
Will Canton: No, no, no, wait. This is insane. We saw you go down Grumpy's cake hole. What, did he puke you out or something?
Dr. Rick Marshall: Well...
Holly Cantrell: No, it's not possible. The T. Rex lacked a gag reflex.
Dr. Rick Marshall: Not important right now. I'm okay, and that's it.
Will Canton: This is a puzzler.
Dr. Rick Marshall: Look, I'd really rather not talk about it, okay? Now, let's light this candle.
Holly Cantrell: No, Marshall, how did you get out?
Dr. Rick Marshall: I will talk to you about it later! Individually, to each one of you. I'll explain it.
Will Canton: (SNIFFING)
Dr. Rick Marshall: Jeez. Would you grow up?
Holly Cantrell: Oh, my God!
Dr. Rick Marshall: Yes, he pooped me out!
Will Canton: Ugh! And now you guys are friends?
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posted on
05/10/2013 12:59:58 PM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
To: Alex Murphy
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posted on
05/10/2013 2:33:49 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(Free Quix)
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
This calls for a
song!
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posted on
05/10/2013 2:37:32 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Puppage
Hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal. Not even close, by orders of magnitude.
Mosquitoes/malaria would be closer to the top.
But it's humans who kill more people in Africa than any other animal.
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posted on
05/10/2013 2:53:22 PM PDT
by
null and void
(America needs to be led by warriors not by lawyers)
To: null and void
So a mosquito is an animal now? Good to know.
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posted on
05/10/2013 2:57:49 PM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; shibumi
To: Puppage
It’s always been.
Unless you are willing to argue mosquitoes are minerals, vegetables or abstract concepts.
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posted on
05/10/2013 3:14:06 PM PDT
by
null and void
(America needs to be led by warriors not by lawyers)
To: Slings and Arrows
That was evil. I had to scroll through 47 screens to get to kittens Tanz mit Laibach...
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posted on
05/10/2013 3:15:55 PM PDT
by
null and void
(America needs to be led by warriors not by lawyers)
To: null and void
If I was really feeling nasty, I’d’ve told you to wait for the end.
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posted on
05/10/2013 3:18:51 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: nickcarraway
Victory bubbles.
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posted on
05/10/2013 3:24:17 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Stand Your Ground)
To: Slings and Arrows
I watched the whole thing. There is no end. It loops.
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posted on
05/10/2013 3:25:02 PM PDT
by
null and void
(America needs to be led by warriors not by lawyers)
To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare
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posted on
05/10/2013 3:28:08 PM PDT
by
null and void
(America needs to be led by warriors not by lawyers)
To: null and void
> If I was really feeling nasty, Idve told you to wait for the end.I watched the whole thing. There is no end. It loops.
And..?
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posted on
05/10/2013 3:55:56 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Puppage
So a mosquito is an animal now? Good to know.In Biology, yes the mosquito is part of the Animal Kingdom. Most people do however normally think of insects and animals as distinct.
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posted on
05/10/2013 4:13:01 PM PDT
by
sand88
To: Puppage
The skeeters have been promoted.
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posted on
05/10/2013 4:22:20 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot. 969 yall.)
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