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Man Arrested For Overnight Grocery Store Feast Of Whipped Cream, Steak, Shrimp, And Beer
Consumerist ^ | May 15, 2013 | Laura Northrup

Posted on 05/15/2013 5:38:10 PM PDT by Pan_Yan

According to police, a Kentucky man held the best overnight grocery store campout ever in the wee hours of Monday morning. Employees knew that something was up when they found 57 cans of Reddi-Whip brand whipped cream in the store’s trash. The whipped cream cans use nitrous oxide as a propellant, see. Oh, but the festivities didn’t stop there.

Security camera footage showed that the 30-year-old entered the store before closing on Sunday night, then evaded employees until after they locked up for the night. Over the course of the evening, he allegedly depleted the whipped cream cans, then cooked six steaks and some shrimp while drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. Sounds like a great party, except for the part where it all happened inside a grocery store after hours, with stolen merchandise. Police say that he also relieved himself on… himself, and found some fresh clothes to change into.

The local news outlet that reported on this story didn’t share how he cooked the steaks and shrimp: was he operating a gas or charcoal grill indoors, or using something like a George Foreman grill?

Anyway, the party eventually came to an end when the man crawled into the rafters and fell asleep. Employees discovered him that morning. Well, they discovered the 57 cans of whipped cream, then found him.

After the firefighters retrieved him from the rafters, police arrested him and took him into custody. He’s been charged with burglary and criminal mischief.


TOPICS: Food; Local News
KEYWORDS: kentucky; theft
Par - tay!
1 posted on 05/15/2013 5:38:10 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

It’s the end of the world as we know it ....
so I’m locking myself in the Publix.


2 posted on 05/15/2013 5:39:27 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: Pan_Yan
I've been to worse parties.

/johnny

3 posted on 05/15/2013 5:41:07 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Pan_Yan

Sounds like the only thing he was missing is the cashier. (ba dum dum)


4 posted on 05/15/2013 5:42:21 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: Pan_Yan
"57 cans of Reddi-Whip"

Hey, sucked one down for every one of Zero's states.

5 posted on 05/15/2013 5:43:30 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Pan_Yan
Police say that he also relieved himself on… himself

i always heard you weren't having fun until you get some on you

6 posted on 05/15/2013 5:43:48 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
"57 cans of Reddi-Whip"

I don't care how lactose tolerant you are, that's a lot of volcanic hershey squirting right there.

7 posted on 05/15/2013 5:44:47 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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To: Pan_Yan


He looks satisfied!
8 posted on 05/15/2013 5:44:53 PM PDT by Dallas59 (Q: The worst president in US history?)
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To: JRandomFreeper

when i party alone i prefer to be by myyysellllf


9 posted on 05/15/2013 5:45:53 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: Pan_Yan

10 posted on 05/15/2013 5:46:02 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Pan_Yan

That was a My Name Is Earl episode. Well, kind of.


11 posted on 05/15/2013 5:48:01 PM PDT by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
he prolly just sucked the nitrous oxide off the top of the cans...
12 posted on 05/15/2013 5:49:38 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Pan_Yan

Can’t decide if he should be arrested or be the next host challenge to Adam Richman on Man vs food.

Or maybe a visit from Guy Fieri on Dinners dives and drive-ins.


13 posted on 05/15/2013 5:52:43 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Doogle
I have two cats that look just like that right now, except that it's not a tree on the serengeti but a tempur-pedic in the bedroom. the look of contented bliss is pretty much the same, though.

CC

14 posted on 05/15/2013 6:00:38 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: FatherofFive

Apparently the store didn’t have any of those in stock.


16 posted on 05/15/2013 6:15:39 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: FatherofFive

thats just wrong...i give it two thubs up


17 posted on 05/15/2013 6:16:08 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: Pan_Yan
"The local news outlet that reported on this story didn’t share how he cooked the steaks and shrimp: was he operating a gas or charcoal grill indoors, or using something like a George Foreman grill?"

No deli (or even a bakery) section to cook in?

18 posted on 05/15/2013 6:23:12 PM PDT by nralife
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To: bigheadfred

I give it three.


19 posted on 05/15/2013 6:23:54 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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20 posted on 05/15/2013 6:24:21 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: Pan_Yan

21 posted on 05/15/2013 6:24:52 PM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: bigheadfred

Question from police officer... “How dumb can you be?”
Answer “How dumb do I need to be?”


22 posted on 05/15/2013 6:26:33 PM PDT by glyptol
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To: fieldmarshaldj

i woulda but i was using the third one already


23 posted on 05/15/2013 6:27:15 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: FatherofFive
oh you'll see that again... 8^)
24 posted on 05/15/2013 6:29:32 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: bigheadfred

Y’know, I just noticed that tree she’s on also seems to be sporting wood.


25 posted on 05/15/2013 6:30:00 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Daffynition

He looks like he could be a head chef on “Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares.”


26 posted on 05/15/2013 6:30:12 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

what tree


27 posted on 05/15/2013 6:30:25 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: FatherofFive

"..c'mon she's in our tree"

28 posted on 05/15/2013 6:40:17 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Doogle

LOL!


29 posted on 05/15/2013 6:45:23 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: Pan_Yan
depleted the whipped cream cans, then cooked six steaks and some shrimp while drinking beer and smoking cigarettes

Ahhh. The good ol' days...

30 posted on 05/15/2013 6:54:25 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it)
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To: Pan_Yan

they didn’t need to arrest him,
with that diet he will probably croak before morning from a broken stomach anyway


31 posted on 05/15/2013 7:08:42 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: Pan_Yan

Obama voter that wasn’t getting enough free stuff?


32 posted on 05/15/2013 7:18:18 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: FatherofFive; Pan_Yan; bigheadfred

The future ex-Mrs. twister881taking a break.

8~)


33 posted on 05/15/2013 7:19:56 PM PDT by twister881
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To: twister881; FatherofFive; bigheadfred

ON the bright side that’s a very successful thread hijack.


34 posted on 05/15/2013 7:21:24 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: bigheadfred

I woulda but I used mine 20 minutes ago.


35 posted on 05/15/2013 7:31:37 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: Pan_Yan

I’ll tell you this for free: He wasn’t eating that whipped cream.


36 posted on 05/15/2013 7:45:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Chode

Nitrous oxide is Hippie crack.

Yes, it is a propellant that is inhaled to get high. It is also dangerous and dumb to use.


37 posted on 05/15/2013 8:23:20 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: FatherofFive

It’s raining women!


38 posted on 05/15/2013 8:57:17 PM PDT by VoiceOfBruck (#include <std.disclaimers>)
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To: Pan_Yan
They've been playing this movie on cable lately, I wonder if it gave him the idea?:


39 posted on 05/15/2013 9:50:57 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Texas Fossil
well, this guy isn't the brightest crayon in the box...
40 posted on 05/16/2013 4:29:51 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I’ll tell you this for free: He wasn’t eating that whipped cream.

Oh, don't be so sure about that. Sure, he was huffing the NOX but as an added bonus the whipped cream would make a nice topping for the six steaks, the shrimp and the birthday cake. What I can't figure out is why he completely missed the ice cream case.

41 posted on 05/16/2013 5:06:29 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: Chode

Correct.


42 posted on 05/16/2013 5:13:50 AM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: FatherofFive

you are a sicko


43 posted on 05/16/2013 5:25:24 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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