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Man Arrested For Overnight Grocery Store Feast Of Whipped Cream, Steak, Shrimp, And Beer
Consumerist ^
| May 15, 2013
| Laura Northrup
Posted on 05/15/2013 5:38:10 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
According to police, a Kentucky man held the best overnight grocery store campout ever in the wee hours of Monday morning. Employees knew that something was up when they found 57 cans of Reddi-Whip brand whipped cream in the store’s trash. The whipped cream cans use nitrous oxide as a propellant, see. Oh, but the festivities didn’t stop there.
Security camera footage showed that the 30-year-old entered the store before closing on Sunday night, then evaded employees until after they locked up for the night. Over the course of the evening, he allegedly depleted the whipped cream cans, then cooked six steaks and some shrimp while drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. Sounds like a great party, except for the part where it all happened inside a grocery store after hours, with stolen merchandise. Police say that he also relieved himself on… himself, and found some fresh clothes to change into.
The local news outlet that reported on this story didn’t share how he cooked the steaks and shrimp: was he operating a gas or charcoal grill indoors, or using something like a George Foreman grill?
Anyway, the party eventually came to an end when the man crawled into the rafters and fell asleep. Employees discovered him that morning. Well, they discovered the 57 cans of whipped cream, then found him.
After the firefighters retrieved him from the rafters, police arrested him and took him into custody. He’s been charged with burglary and criminal mischief.
TOPICS: Food; Local News
KEYWORDS: kentucky; theft
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Par - tay!
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posted on
05/15/2013 5:38:10 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
It’s the end of the world as we know it ....
so I’m locking myself in the Publix.
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posted on
05/15/2013 5:39:27 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
(I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
To: Pan_Yan
I've been to worse parties.
/johnny
To: Pan_Yan
Sounds like the only thing he was missing is the cashier. (ba dum dum)
To: Pan_Yan
"57 cans of Reddi-Whip"
Hey, sucked one down for every one of Zero's states.
To: Pan_Yan
Police say that he also relieved himself on… himselfi always heard you weren't having fun until you get some on you
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posted on
05/15/2013 5:43:48 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
To: fieldmarshaldj
"57 cans of Reddi-Whip" I don't care how lactose tolerant you are, that's a lot of volcanic hershey squirting right there.
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posted on
05/15/2013 5:44:47 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
To: Pan_Yan
He looks satisfied!
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posted on
05/15/2013 5:44:53 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
(Q: The worst president in US history?)
To: JRandomFreeper
when i party alone i prefer to be by myyysellllf
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posted on
05/15/2013 5:45:53 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
To: Pan_Yan
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posted on
05/15/2013 5:46:02 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Pan_Yan
That was a My Name Is Earl episode. Well, kind of.
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posted on
05/15/2013 5:48:01 PM PDT
by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: fieldmarshaldj
he prolly just sucked the nitrous oxide off the top of the cans...
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posted on
05/15/2013 5:49:38 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Pan_Yan
Can’t decide if he should be arrested or be the next host challenge to Adam Richman on Man vs food.
Or maybe a visit from Guy Fieri on Dinners dives and drive-ins.
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posted on
05/15/2013 5:52:43 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: Doogle
I have two cats that look just like that right now, except that it's not a tree on the serengeti but a tempur-pedic in the bedroom. the look of contented bliss is pretty much the same, though.
CC
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posted on
05/15/2013 6:00:38 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: FatherofFive
Apparently the store didn’t have any of those in stock.
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posted on
05/15/2013 6:15:39 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
(I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
To: FatherofFive
thats just wrong...i give it two thubs up
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posted on
05/15/2013 6:16:08 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
To: Pan_Yan
"The local news outlet that reported on this story didn’t share how he cooked the steaks and shrimp: was he operating a gas or charcoal grill indoors, or using something like a George Foreman grill?" No deli (or even a bakery) section to cook in?
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05/15/2013 6:23:12 PM PDT
by
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To: bigheadfred
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posted on
05/15/2013 6:24:21 PM PDT
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RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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