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Man abseils down building to escape lover’s husband – video
Metro [UK] ^ | 19 May 2013 | Jimmy Nsubuga

Posted on 05/19/2013 10:24:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

If you’re planning on being amorous with a married woman try to make sure her husband doesn’t arrive home halfway through and force you to climb through a window like this man reportedly had to do.

A video released on YouTube shows a distressed lothario making his getaway through a window while a couple fight on a balcony next to him.

The man, who was only dressed in white boxers, eventually had to jump onto an inflatable pad put out by firefighters.

The situation itself was excruciating enough without the added embarrassment of having an audience and everyone cheering his every move.

But the amount of people watching and the waiting emergency crew had some people questioning whether the incident was authentic.

Reddit user donkeyotee wrote: ‘When the fire department is already there and there’s a snare drum building suspense it’s likely staged.

‘I’m surprised the firemen didn’t all pile out of a tiny fire engine.’

Ro0oter added: ‘The husband might have locked the door but it still looked staged to me.’


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
Yeah, it's probably fake. I don't care.
1 posted on 05/19/2013 10:24:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...


2 posted on 05/19/2013 10:26:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I wouldn’t cheer him


3 posted on 05/19/2013 10:26:41 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Looks staged.
The street name is “Santo Amaro” or “St. Bitter”.


4 posted on 05/19/2013 10:46:09 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: Slings and Arrows

Pearly Gates joke #37 punchline:

“Picture this,” says the third man (to St. Peter). “I’m hiding inside this refrigerator ... “


5 posted on 05/19/2013 10:46:36 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.”

-Rodney Dangerfield


6 posted on 05/19/2013 10:57:28 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!

—Rodney Dangerfield


7 posted on 05/19/2013 11:01:55 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Guy comes limping into the bar with a smile on his face, sits down, orders a drink and the bartender says “You sure look happy today”.
“I am, my friend, I am. I was at my lady friends house and her husband came home early and took a baseball bat while I was in the middle of ‘doing it’.”
“Wow! Why so happy, looks like you have a pretty beat up arse the way you are walking”?

“No problem, couple minutes early he would have crushed my skull like a watermelon’.


8 posted on 05/19/2013 11:08:17 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --Inside every 'older' man there is a 'younger' man wondering "WTF happened")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Jimmy Stewart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IiICcSH8iY


9 posted on 05/19/2013 11:23:59 PM PDT by donna (Pray for revival.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Did you notice the name of the street???


10 posted on 05/19/2013 11:28:55 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: donna
Smiley - Rimshot photo rimshot.gif
11 posted on 05/19/2013 11:28:56 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LMAO


12 posted on 05/19/2013 11:30:09 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: Slings and Arrows

Probably the safest way to get out to the street in Sao Paolo. He has almost nothing to get robbed and killed for.:)


13 posted on 05/19/2013 11:39:04 PM PDT by cunning_fish
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To: cunning_fish

I dunno - what are odds he makes it home with those shorts?


14 posted on 05/20/2013 12:18:10 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Texas Fossil

Kitties are born hams.


15 posted on 05/20/2013 12:18:45 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: null and void

No!!!


16 posted on 05/20/2013 12:19:12 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
HUH? Iz innocent.


17 posted on 05/20/2013 12:57:48 AM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: Daffynition

Innocent Kitteh looks...guilty as h*ll, really.


18 posted on 05/20/2013 1:04:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: donna

Thanks! Jimmy Stewart looks a lot like my old man the last year or so before he died. The joke reminds me of my Mom asking my dad on his deathbed, just a few hours before he died; if after he is gone:

“Would you mind if I sold the vacation condo?”

“Would I mind? Would I mind!!??” He said with a chuckle and a shake of his head.

Interestingly enough, my mom met a childhood sweetheart about 3 years later and got remarried at the age of 74! (She still has the condo 35 years later after my old man passed away!) They didn’t golf though!!


19 posted on 05/20/2013 1:13:25 AM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Got hand chalk?


20 posted on 05/20/2013 1:47:51 AM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: Daffynition

That fellow need to pick his adulteries more carefully.


21 posted on 05/20/2013 2:19:14 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Poor kitty.in his favor I can’t think of too many sounds worse than a kitty in heat.

great piccy Slings


22 posted on 05/20/2013 3:29:00 AM PDT by Gefn (More Cowbell please)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Heh, ping.


23 posted on 05/20/2013 3:39:21 AM PDT by rlmorel ("We'll drink to good health for them that have it coming." Boss Spearman in Open Range)
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To: Gefn

I’m reminded of this Allman Brothers song:

One Way Out

Ain’t but one way out baby, Lord I just can’t go out the door.
Ain’t but one way out baby, and Lord I just can’t go out the door.
Cause there’s a man down there, might be your man I don’t know.

Lord you got me trapped woman, up on the second floor;
If I get by this time I won’t be trapped no more.
So raise your window baby, and I can ease out soft and slow.
And lord, your neighbors, no they won’t be
Talking that stuff that they don’t know.

Lord, I’m foolish to be here in the first place,
I know some man gonna walk in and take my place.
Ain’t no way in the world, I’m going out that front door
Cause there’s a man down there, might be your man I don’t know.
Cause there’s a man down there, might be your man I don’t know.
Cause there’s a man down there,

Lord, it just might happen to be your man...
Lord, it just a might be your man,
Mmm-mm-mmm-mm...
Lord, it just a might be your man,
Oh baby, I just don’t know..


24 posted on 05/20/2013 3:41:24 AM PDT by fredhead (Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.)
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To: Gefn
I can’t think of too many sounds worse than a kitty in heat.

Rap music.

25 posted on 05/20/2013 3:45:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yeah, when the fire dept and a crowd of people are there for a fight that just broke out... fake.


26 posted on 05/20/2013 5:09:00 AM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; Revolting cat!
In Russia, the fad is to stage such photos.

http://englishrussia.com/2007/12/17/some-not-so-usual-photos/

27 posted on 05/20/2013 5:34:06 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Bon mots

Well, it’s Santo Amaro, which according to Bon Mots at post #4, means Saint Bitter.

I thought it meant Saint Love...


28 posted on 05/20/2013 6:38:18 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: fredhead

I’m reminded of this Allman Brothers song:

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Of course you mean the blues song that had been recorded a handful of times prior to it being found on Eat a Peach.


29 posted on 05/20/2013 7:56:50 AM PDT by dmz
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To: Gefn

You mean you don’t enjoy the sweet sounds of your little queenie caterwauling in the kitchen at three in the morning? ;)


30 posted on 05/20/2013 8:27:13 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

My girl is neutered. However I once had a two week assignment in Rome and I was serenaded nightly by the mating calls of female cats in heat looking for boyfriends.

they sounded so unhappy,

My girl does sing I nightly a loud sad cry that usually involves some type of “ momma I’m hungry and my food dish is half empty” or “ momma wake up I wanna play”

I’m leaning towards my next kitty being a boy.


31 posted on 05/20/2013 8:38:48 AM PDT by Gefn (More Cowbell please)
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To: fredhead

I only know one album by the Allman brothers but I do like it. Wasn’t one of the Allmans playing guitar with Derek and the Dominos? I love that album


32 posted on 05/20/2013 8:41:36 AM PDT by Gefn (More Cowbell please)
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To: a fool in paradise

Interesting... in all the photos of the lovers hanging from balconies, they all have red boxer shorts on. What do we conclude from this? All men in Russia wear red boxers? All lovers wear red boxers?


33 posted on 05/20/2013 8:57:07 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Gefn

IIRC, Duane Allman does a duet with Eric Clapton on the ending guitar solo on “Layla”.


34 posted on 05/20/2013 10:32:31 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yes that is what I was thinking of. It’s one of the few songs that can make me weep (the old version not the remake)


35 posted on 05/20/2013 11:10:13 AM PDT by Gefn (More Cowbell please)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Gefn
IIRC, Duane appears on at least half the songs on Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs.
36 posted on 05/20/2013 11:42:03 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: Gefn

All my kitties are girls, and they’re all spayed. One of them is pretty vocal, but she’s a tortie and apparently that comes with the territory. And our little torbie kitty occasionally does a very loud, sad song when both the big kitties are outside and she thinks they need to come in.

There are a couple stray toms in the neighborhood who occasionally come through calling for dates. Neither of them seems particularly afraid of people, as long as the people are at least ten feet away.


37 posted on 05/20/2013 11:45:30 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers; Gefn

I don’t doubt that you’re right; “Layla” is just the one that I’m familiar with.

Speaking of “Layla,” I really wish they had mixed the second half so that the guitar was audible.


38 posted on 05/20/2013 12:25:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: null and void

Amaro = bitter
Amore = love

:)


39 posted on 05/20/2013 2:21:25 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: Slings and Arrows; Gefn
I can’t think of too many sounds worse than a kitty in heat.
Rap music.

a liberal telling me I should trust him/she/it

40 posted on 05/20/2013 6:20:15 PM PDT by llevrok (2013: - Obama vs America. The new cold war)
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To: llevrok

They’re both meaningless noise.


41 posted on 05/20/2013 8:14:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: llevrok

:)


42 posted on 05/21/2013 7:29:29 AM PDT by Gefn (More Cowbell please)
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