Posted on 05/19/2013 10:24:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
If you’re planning on being amorous with a married woman try to make sure her husband doesn’t arrive home halfway through and force you to climb through a window like this man reportedly had to do.
A video released on YouTube shows a distressed lothario making his getaway through a window while a couple fight on a balcony next to him.
The man, who was only dressed in white boxers, eventually had to jump onto an inflatable pad put out by firefighters.
The situation itself was excruciating enough without the added embarrassment of having an audience and everyone cheering his every move.
But the amount of people watching and the waiting emergency crew had some people questioning whether the incident was authentic.
Reddit user donkeyotee wrote: ‘When the fire department is already there and there’s a snare drum building suspense it’s likely staged.
‘I’m surprised the firemen didn’t all pile out of a tiny fire engine.’
Ro0oter added: ‘The husband might have locked the door but it still looked staged to me.’
I wouldn’t cheer him
Looks staged.
The street name is “Santo Amaro” or “St. Bitter”.
Pearly Gates joke #37 punchline:
“Picture this,” says the third man (to St. Peter). “I’m hiding inside this refrigerator ... “
One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.”
-Rodney Dangerfield
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
—Rodney Dangerfield
Guy comes limping into the bar with a smile on his face, sits down, orders a drink and the bartender says “You sure look happy today”.
“I am, my friend, I am. I was at my lady friends house and her husband came home early and took a baseball bat while I was in the middle of ‘doing it’.”
“Wow! Why so happy, looks like you have a pretty beat up arse the way you are walking”?
“No problem, couple minutes early he would have crushed my skull like a watermelon’.
Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Jimmy Stewart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IiICcSH8iY
Did you notice the name of the street???
LMAO
Probably the safest way to get out to the street in Sao Paolo. He has almost nothing to get robbed and killed for.:)
I dunno - what are odds he makes it home with those shorts?
Kitties are born hams.
No!!!
Innocent Kitteh looks...guilty as h*ll, really.
Thanks! Jimmy Stewart looks a lot like my old man the last year or so before he died. The joke reminds me of my Mom asking my dad on his deathbed, just a few hours before he died; if after he is gone:
“Would you mind if I sold the vacation condo?”
“Would I mind? Would I mind!!??” He said with a chuckle and a shake of his head.
Interestingly enough, my mom met a childhood sweetheart about 3 years later and got remarried at the age of 74! (She still has the condo 35 years later after my old man passed away!) They didn’t golf though!!
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