Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
#NSACalledToTellMe Cute purse, Linda in accounting wants to know where you got it.
#NSACalledToTellMe Yeah Timothy also wants to know where you got that purse, and the shoes to match in size 12.
#NSACalledToTellMe To turn on the lights, we haven’t hooked up our night vision cameras yet.
LOL!
#NSACalledToTellMe Hitler is sick and tired of being compared to Obama
#NSACalledToTellMe that the Browns will never win the Superbowl because they root for the PISSburg Stillers.
Mad Dawgg, you need to run this again on Saturday when everyone is awake, as “In case you missed it.”
I’ll just keep bumping it hahahaha there are so many I like it will take me forever!
#NSACalledToTellMe What Happens in Vegas, stays in our Utah data center.
LOL!
#NSACalledToTell Me I am way past my bedtime.
#nsacalledtotellme When you take your phone to the bathroom, for heaven’s sake, COVER THE CAMERA!!!
My stomach hurts!
LOL!
My wife has threatened to destroy the modem so she can get some sleep MY LOLs are continually waking her up!
After I finished watching my pirated copy of The Ring the #NSACalledToTellMe that I have 7 days to live.
This is still the top trend on Twitter. For one night at least the country has something to agree on.
I have been reading the posts on #NSACalledToTellMe all night. They are hysterical!
#NSACalledToTellMe they’re not falling for the broken coffee maker torn apart into pieces, mixed in a bag of dog poo to reconstruct, again.
(My husband and I actually did this once when we really were being spied on while overseas.)
I met a guy in Daytona who was fresh from Scotland. He NEVER touched his food. Pizza with a knife and fork.
.... please stop singing around the house, you’ve put three of us in the hospital and Carl took early retirement.
... please stop chanting “Carl sucks” under your breath. We know he is your boss, we know he’s a dick. Our boss is named Carl too, and when this shows up in the transcripts he thinks it is just us and gives us holy hell. Come to think of it, our Carl is a dick too...
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