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How Bad Is the Ammo Shortage? This Bad
http://www.powerlineblog.com/ ^ | 08/05/2013 | John Hinderaker

Posted on 08/06/2013 4:23:31 AM PDT by BO Stinkss

Ammo is getting scarce! But this morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”

I thought for a few seconds and asked,

“What kind of ammo ‘ya got?”


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Society
KEYWORDS: ammo; banglist; guncontrol; humor; secondamendment
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True story
1 posted on 08/06/2013 4:23:31 AM PDT by BO Stinkss
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To: BO Stinkss
Ammo happens occasional. Sex, not so much. Both are scarce in this present day. Ammo more-so. Thank God.
2 posted on 08/06/2013 4:36:21 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Univeral Hoarding is the answer.


3 posted on 08/06/2013 4:41:30 AM PDT by Tugo (Never Submit!)
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To: BO Stinkss

LOL!


4 posted on 08/06/2013 4:41:52 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Play the 'Knockout Game' with someone owning a 9mm and you get what you deserve)
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To: BO Stinkss; mylife

Ammo humor bump and ping


5 posted on 08/06/2013 4:49:16 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (I am not cynical. /s)
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To: Tugo

I’ll take a break from the other one, ammo is an entirely different story.


6 posted on 08/06/2013 4:50:48 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: BO Stinkss

Oh, for that, I think I could spare about 5000 rounds of 22LR!


7 posted on 08/06/2013 5:03:16 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Gaffer
Tain’t worth it.
8 posted on 08/06/2013 5:07:54 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Gaffer

You’d be better off asking for that amount for yourself prior to any exchange.


9 posted on 08/06/2013 5:09:07 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: BO Stinkss

Not a skirt.


10 posted on 08/06/2013 5:09:58 AM PDT by AndrewB (FUBO)
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To: BO Stinkss

True story, huh? Then there must be a lot of this same thing happening. Got a serial forward weeks back same exact story verbatim.

It is a funny quip, though!


11 posted on 08/06/2013 5:10:00 AM PDT by X-spurt (Ready for the CRUZ missle.)
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To: Tugo
Univeral Hoarding is the answer.

Is that sarcasm? Because Universal Hoarding is what caused the problem.
(Well that and the regime buying a gazillions rounds for homeland security)

12 posted on 08/06/2013 5:11:35 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: AndrewB

Click the link. A different babe with a skirt


13 posted on 08/06/2013 5:12:19 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: BO Stinkss

Believe it or not, the CMP (civilian marksmanship program) is ACTUALLY SHIPPING .22rf AMMO to club members who order it thru the GUMMINT!
It took almost three months, but their Aguilia Mexican ammo (Mexican-made Remington) comes at $260/5000 case Fedex and is at LEAST as accurate as Ely green box.
It’s a tad pricey by the old rules—but join a club and plink away! Trigger time is good time!


14 posted on 08/06/2013 5:16:07 AM PDT by Flintlock ("The redcoats are coming" -- TO SEIZE OUR GUNS!!--Paul Revere)
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To: BO Stinkss

Going by the pics, what were you doing bartering for ammo at a Russian gas station?


15 posted on 08/06/2013 5:17:12 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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Going by the pics, what were you doing bartering for ammo at a Russian gas station?

Only 1 in 100 men would notice that it was a Russian gas station, only 50 would notice she was pumping gas.

16 posted on 08/06/2013 5:22:27 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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True story

Crummy ammo, russian hooker, and dat ain't a true story.

17 posted on 08/06/2013 5:23:57 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages, start today.)
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To: SampleMan
Only 1 in 100 men would notice that it was a Russian gas station, only 50 would notice she was pumping gas.

I have an eye for detail.

18 posted on 08/06/2013 5:29:09 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: The_Victor

Russia. So that’s where all the 9mm went...


19 posted on 08/06/2013 5:40:07 AM PDT by InABunkerUnderSF (Because 2 terms with Jerry Brown as Governor was all I could take.)
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To: BO Stinkss

There’s no way that market forces could create a total dearth of 22 ammo in the US for seven or eight months.


20 posted on 08/06/2013 5:42:42 AM PDT by varmintman
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