Posted on 08/31/2013 5:22:14 AM PDT by Libloather
What's the best holiday ever? Christmas? Halloween? Yeah, right. Try National Bacon Day! Yes, Saturday is the one day of the year when you get to pig out guilt-free on your favorite grease-smothered meaty delight (as if there's any other way to eat bacon). Check out the gallery above for some inspiration on how to spend this magnificent day. We're planning on cruising around in our bacon-covered car, munching on chocolate bacon gold and visiting this ALL-BACON RESTAURANT. No, seriously. That's what we're doing.
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National Bacon Day is good...but it can’t hold a candle to National Prime Rib With Baked Potato (Loaded With Butter) And Sweet Corn Month.
And while you’re at it, how do you celebrate Kevin Bacon Day?
YAYS!!
How to celebrate? C30 transports loaded with bacon headed for the airspace of muslim countries.
The “Rub Some Bacon On It” Song
911 what's your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it
what?
On your hand just do it
Rub some bacon on it
That's all there is to it?
What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
My nude pics get posted
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah
My home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
There's an akward silence
I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
I'm a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
I'm visited by Mr. Timn
Bacon hotline, What’s your problem?
What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
I’m attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
I think I might have sharted
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
I’m holding out for bacon-flavored tooth paste, mouth wash, deodorant, and after-shave lotion. Well... maybe not the after-shave lotion, since Hoppe’s No. 9 does a reliable job of stopping the bleeding and catching the ladies’ attention.
Bacon and peanut butter, on lightly toasted Kaiser roll for breakfast today! Hmm...protein-packed breakfast of champions.
How about bacon fragrance as a feminine deodorant spray?
Must...bump...this...
A couple of days ago, I was looking around in the Yankee Candle shop. They have a bacon-scented candle. I took the lid off and sniffed it, and that puppy was POWERFUL....it got in my throat and sinuses and made me cough. The store employee, a light-in-the-loafers-type guy, said, “OOOOOH, honey, I could have told you that thing is STRONG!”
Bacon Day is every day.
Perhaps we could extend the celebration of National Bacon Day to those poor unfortunates in Gitmo and have Miley Cyrus perform.
Ahhh bacon! Muslim Raid. Buy bacon air freshener and take it wherever you go. America should smell like bacon. Walk in a cloud of bacon scent, carry a ziplock bag of bacon grease with you- spread the joy when you see Muslims. Bacon- delicious AND offensive! :P
No it can’t topple prime rib and potatoes but bacon fills in the other 11 months.
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