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9/14/13 | dagogo redux

Posted on 09/15/2013 1:42:23 AM PDT by dagogo redux

This important Email arrived out of breath a few minutes ago. My response appears at the end.

Just wondering if my answer followed the federally approved protocol, or if my fellow FReepers think this urgent matter could have been better handled from my end.

Always seeking to be in compliance.

dagogo redux

On Sun, 15 Sep 2013 12:29:43 +0530 wrote: FROM DEPARTMENT OF ECONOMIC AFFAIRS

ATTN: COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON DEAR FUND OWNER, IT IS MY PLEASURE

TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR FUND IS READY TO BE DELIVERED TO YOUR DESIGNATED ADDRESS WHICH YOU HAVE TO RECONFIRM.

WE THE ENTIRE BOARD OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS DEPARTMENT AND FUND TRANSFER/DELIVERY DEPARTMENT OF ECONOMIC AFFAIRS IN COLLABORATION WITH THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY OF WALES UK WISHES TO ACKNOWLEDGE ALL THE RELATED FUND DELIVERY PROTOCOLS IN REFERENCE OF TOTAL AMOUNT OF (US$10.5MILLION) TO BE DELIVERED TO THE BENEFICIARY'S HOME ADDRESS ONLY.

HOWEVER, ALL THE NECESSARY ARRANGEMENT FOR DELIVERING THE US$10.5MILLION DOLLARS IN CASH HAS BEEN MADE WITH FEDEX COURIER COMPANY. NOW YOU HAVE TO SEND YOUR INFORMATIONS WHERE TO DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT BOX, I WILL SUBMIT THEM TO FEDEX COURIER FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY TO YOUR ADDRESS IN YOUR COUNTRY WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY. FEDEX COURIER PROMISED THAT YOUR CONSIGNMENT WILL LEAVE THIS COUNTRY ANY TIME THEY HEAR FROM YOU. BUT YOU HAVE TO CONTACT THEM FOR RECONFIRMATION OF YOUR ADDRESS TO ENABLE THEM COMMENCE ON THE DELIVERY IMMEDIATELY.

PLEASE WRITE A LETTER OF APPLICATION TO THE GIVEN ADDRESS BELOW. COMPANY NAME: FEDEX COURIER COMPANY EMAIL: fedexcmpany01@live.com RECONFIRM YOUR CONTACT BELOW, FULL NAME...................................... ADDRESS........................ .................. COUNTRY......................................... DIRECT PHONE NUMBER.................. NEAREST AIRPORT.................

MAKE SURE YOU SEND THIS NEEDED INFORMATION TO THE COURIER COMPANY IMMEDIATELY N.B. FEDEX COURIER COMPANY DID NOT KNOW THE CONTENTS OF THE CONSIGNMENT BOX, THIS IS TO AVOID THEM DELAYING WITH THE BOX. DON'T LET THEM KNOW THAT THE CONTENT OF THE BOX IS MONEY, CONTACT THEM VIA THIS EMAIL ( fedexcmpany01@live.com ).

THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE AS I HAVE CALLED AND TOLD THEM THAT YOU WILL BE CONTACTING THEM FOR THE CONSIGNMENT.

SIGNED AND DECLARED FROM THE BOARD OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS DEPARTMENT ON FUND RELATED MATTERS OF NATIONAL ASSEMBLY FOR WALES UK. MR. MILLS KEITH (SECRETARY)


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Cheese, Moose, Sister; Poetry; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: be; cant; careful; too
Dear Sirs:

ATTN:

NOTICED from NSA, FBI, CIA, and US Dept of Economic Affairs Fraud FedEX Unit per Unit of Obama at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC, with regulations to 2nd Amendment Enforcement Protocols, via Interpol. Tracking with retaliation protocols to home email account. Code: Extreme Prejudice.

Justin Beiber hack protocol enforced. Sen. Kerry Clearance Level Bravo Zulu - //tth:223: Terminate, Drone Protocol, Certified Coordinates. Engage.

1 posted on 09/15/2013 1:42:23 AM PDT by dagogo redux
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To: dagogo redux

You left out Lady Ga Ga


2 posted on 09/15/2013 1:45:42 AM PDT by woofie
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To: dagogo redux

LOL!


3 posted on 09/15/2013 1:51:11 AM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: dagogo redux

Dude, you could be rollin’ in dough. This could be Zero’s secret stash !


4 posted on 09/15/2013 1:53:16 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: dagogo redux
dagogo, I'm sorry but this email was obviously sent to you in error. You see, I am tracking the FedEx package with the $10.5 Million USD and it's coming to me. Once we get past the hurdle at Heathrow, the package hits NYC, down to DC, and on to my home. But don't worry, as I plan to invest the whole $10.5 million, pretax, in Powerball tickets. When that hits, I plan to put at least $100.00 toward the next Freepathon, just to make it that much easier on you.

Don't you feel better now?

5 posted on 09/15/2013 2:16:26 AM PDT by Wingy
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To: dagogo redux

www.419baiter.com

And be prepared to laugh your ass off for hours...


6 posted on 09/15/2013 2:24:18 AM PDT by BADROTOFINGER (Life sucks. Get a helmet.)
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To: dagogo redux

Dear Sirs:

No additional activity on your part required. I will be at your office at Monday morning 9:00AM in person to receive in person.

First round’s on me......


7 posted on 09/15/2013 2:40:31 AM PDT by onona (The Earth is the insane asylum for the universe)
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To: dagogo redux

Dear Sirs:

No additional activity on your part required. I will be at your office at Monday morning 9:00AM in person to receive in person.

First round’s on me......


8 posted on 09/15/2013 2:45:57 AM PDT by onona (The Earth is the insane asylum for the universe)
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To: BADROTOFINGER

That website shows crazy.


9 posted on 09/15/2013 2:46:47 AM PDT by onona (The Earth is the insane asylum for the universe (yup, I belong))
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To: dagogo redux

I would have tried to fit area 51, alien probing, and Dennis rodman in there somehow.
But it’d be weird.


10 posted on 09/15/2013 3:16:33 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: dagogo redux

John McCain bought into this scam.

He was not playing poker he was checking with his bank to see if the money was deposited.


11 posted on 09/15/2013 3:22:37 AM PDT by hadaclueonce (dont worry about Mexico, put the fence around kalifornia.)
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To: dagogo redux; Darksheare



I was with the Green Berets,
Special Unit Battalions
Commando Airborne Tactics
Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion.
I was Agent Orange,
Special Agent Orange, that was me.


12 posted on 09/15/2013 4:13:26 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: dagogo redux
One does not simply talk to the Board of Foreign Affairs Department in such a way.


13 posted on 09/15/2013 5:06:01 AM PDT by Textide
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To: dagogo redux
...THIS IS TO AVOID THEM DELAYING WITH THE BOX.

"Emergency! Everybody from the street!"

14 posted on 09/15/2013 6:42:00 AM PDT by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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THIS IS TO AVOID THEM DELAYING WITH THE BOX.

Delaying with the box? In public? Narf!

15 posted on 09/15/2013 6:48:14 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins)
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