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It’s the old “fill your fake penis with clean urine to defeat a doping test” trick. Won’t they ever learn!
What gave the ruse away? His new member's electric blue color?
At least this was a non-transgender instance of addadicktomy.
I heard today that just yesterday the White House observed National Bisexual Visibility Day. We’re well down the rabbit (or gerbil) hole.
The man who sold it to him wanted $22 for it, but he talked him down to $17.
I may have something wity to say when I stop laughing
Why do I suspect this item is readily available in many parts of the Tenderloin District?
Pre-filled, to boot.
Von Miller, “Why didn’t I think of that?”
So many one liners and questions arise (but not the fake?) from the headline etc...
So little time....
“Devis, Is datta you P?”
“No! its notta my P, it is Giuseppe’s P”.
That comes from the Brit and Italian in a lifeboat and a Submarine is surfacing
Brit “I say, is that a U Boat”?
Italian “No, I thought it wassa you Boat”...
Sounds like something “Christopher would do if Tony S asked for a ‘sample”.
More than likely I will regret asking but here goes.
Where on earth would one buy a “fake penis” for such purpose?
Licciardi, urine trouble now ....
So then he carried an extra penis of urine in his pant for those 10 meters — unbelievable.
Has he been texting with Anthony Weiner?
Did he run 10k with the fake d*** in his underwear??
Man, that’s gotta be uncomfortable.
Isn’t this what cost Tim Sizemore his freedom for a while? He used a whizzinator which is supposed to look like a man’s organ. Hell, if they’re that hardcore. Stop doing dope, fast and use a catheter to put the clean pee in their bladder (hopefully not menopausal like Elaine in Seinfeld) to past the test.
Now, I don’t mind if someone smokes pot but that’s where I pretty much draw the line and the worst part is that pot lasts in your system for up to a month or more while hardcore drugs like Meth or Coke last around four days. I think Benzos like Valium can last two weeks to a month as well.
Since our current crop of 60s dropout legislators are all for drug tsting, we should have employment and random drug tests for all Federal Senators, House members and all state officials too as well as mayors, police chiefs, judges, DAs and anyone else who is pushing these drug tests and finally, cops.
Buste for a trick dick....that’s a new one
August 28, 2009
Minneapolis Starribune
The don't-miss event of the year (which we unfortunately have to miss) is happening tonight at the Shakopee Auction Center.
As part of an auction of seized items, the infamous Original Whizzinator that ex-Viking tried to sneak through airport security, presumably to pass a drug test, will be auctioned off tonight.
There was a case a few years ago where a convenience store clerk reported someone to the police for heating a wizzonator in the store microwave.
Supposedly he was making it body temp so he could pass a nearby drug test - iirc for a parole board or something similar.
Serena Williams owns two — one for surprise drug tests and the other in the wash.
Did he beat it? The test, I mean.