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Just got home from home-coming at church and this was in my e-mail
e-mail | September 29, 2012 | unknown

Posted on 09/29/2013 2:07:34 PM PDT by knarf

Enjoy


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KEYWORDS: humor; somethingnice
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To: CodeToad

‘“5 * If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. “

In other words: Passive/Aggressive, a personality defect. If you can’t tell the truth then just shut up.’

HAHAHAH GOOD ONE C/T...I ADMIRE A HARD NOSE GERMAN DUTCH MARINE LIKE MYSELF I SAY

‘BE BLUNT...IT WORKS EVERY TIME ON PEOPLE WORTH A TINKER’S %%IT...THE OTHERS...WELL BY DEF. THEY AINT WORTH A TINKES....AND IT’S A HULLUVA LOT OF FUN TO WOOL THEM AROUND....CARRY ON SOLDIER..


21 posted on 09/29/2013 3:02:26 PM PDT by jimsin
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To: smokingfrog

LOVE that picture.


22 posted on 09/29/2013 3:07:06 PM PDT by kitkat (STORM THE HEAVENS WITH PRAYERS FOR OUR COUNTRY.)
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To: Grammy

We call detours and getting lost “taking the scenic route”. Might as well enjoy them!


Yeah, I had one of those “taking the scenic route” moments. My wife and I were on a trip to upstate New York and had to be in the correct lane to go around Washington DC.

My wife was my co-pilot with the map so I asked her...”Which lane...which lane”?. She replied, “Oh I’m sorry, I was looking around, I’ve never seen Washington before”

We ended up in probably the most downtrodden areas of the city, boarded up gas stations and buildings and if wasn’t for a compassionate taxi driver that I asked for directions I don’t know how bad it could have turned out.

He said follow me and he guided me out and on back on the right track again.

The first rest stop I came to, I pulled in and told her. “Give me the damn map”


23 posted on 09/29/2013 3:11:48 PM PDT by RetSignman (Standing my ground against group think.)
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To: smokingfrog

Priceless.


24 posted on 09/29/2013 3:13:40 PM PDT by OldNewYork (Biden '13. Impeach now.)
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To: riri

18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

HUH?

A TRULY HAPPY PERSON IS ONE WHOSE OBSERVED THE BASIC RULES FOR A HAPPY LIFE AND RETIRED WITH A BOATLOAD OF DOUGH...TO WIT:

1. USE DEFERRED GRATIFICATION
2. DOLLAR COST AVERAGE AS EARLY IN LIFE AS YOU CAN INTO A WIDELY DIVERSIFIED STOCK PORTFOLIO
3. UNDERSTAND AND USE THE TIME VALUE OF MONEY
4. GET A JOB WITH A PENSION THAT PROVIDES YOU WITH AT LEAST A 3% YEARLY COMPOUNDED COLA
5. READ AND GENERALLY LIVE YOUR LIFE BY WHATS CONTAINED IN THE FOLLOWING BOOK: PSSSST...IT DOESN’T HAVE 4/5 STARS REVIEWS STARS FOR NUTHIN’

Getting Rich In America: Eight Simple Rules for Building a Fortune—And a Satisfying Life by Dwight R. Lee, Richard B. Mckenzie and Eric Conger (Feb 16, 2000)

HERE’S THE AMAZON URL:

http://www.amazon.com/Getting-Rich-America-Fortune-—Satisfying/dp/0066619831/ref=sr_1_4/183-9986819-6063053?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1380492836&sr=1-4&keywords=dwight+lee


25 posted on 09/29/2013 3:17:26 PM PDT by jimsin
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To: OldNewYork

Bookmark


26 posted on 09/29/2013 3:18:11 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: knarf
20 *Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!*

This actually isn't true anymore.

27 posted on 09/29/2013 3:20:42 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

“passive/aggressive” is PC, which is why we are in a world of hurt these days.

Those that fail to achieve do not want others to point that out. If someone does a lousy job, we are supposed to be like Dr. Spock and not say they did a bad job but encourage better behavior.

Well, we’ve become so PC as to be so lazy as to never discipline anyone for anything. A 10 year old child could drop his pants, take a huge poop on the living room floor, and we are supposed to say, “Good boy! What a great poopy! Hopefully next time you can make it to the bathroom, hmmkay?”, instead of knocking that out of control kid into next week.


28 posted on 09/29/2013 3:24:30 PM PDT by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)
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To: lee martell

I concur.

My philosophy... It is not the destination that counts, it’s the ride. Enjoy it, savor it.


29 posted on 09/29/2013 3:57:05 PM PDT by esoxmagnum (The rats have been trained to pull the D voting lever to get their little food pellet)
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To: jimsin
4. GET A JOB WITH A PENSION THAT PROVIDES YOU WITH AT LEAST A 3% YEARLY COMPOUNDED COLA

You need to update this, as such a job is going to be as hard to find and keep as a unicorn for most folks. The first 3 steps cover the needed financial security steps, and the 4th is both unneeded and wrong.

The advice about pensions should be turned on its head: Don't put your job and your retirement in the same risk basket; don't trust an employer pension. That you lose pension rights when you lose a job makes an employer pension an very high risk investment.

30 posted on 09/29/2013 4:34:48 PM PDT by slowhandluke (It's hard to be cynical enough in this age.)
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To: yldstrk
yeah my MIL who was really mean used to say “interesting” as code for she thought you were a fruitcake

There's an old joke about two Jewish women who reunited after a long spell. One started bragging about the success of their business, their children, et al. After each sentence, the other woman would simply say "Fascinating!" and then the braggart would go on to new heights.

Finally the braggart ran out of talking points and asked what the other woman had done. She said she spent the last few years at a finishing school learning new social skills. "Like what?" the braggart asked. The other replied, "Like saying 'fascinating!' instead of 'bullsh!t.'"

31 posted on 09/29/2013 4:42:49 PM PDT by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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To: slowhandluke

THE BOOK SMALL GRASSHOPPAH READ THE BOOK....THEN GET BACK TO ME


32 posted on 09/29/2013 5:00:53 PM PDT by jimsin
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To: riri

[18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

I LOVE that. So true.]

And on that detour be glad that even though you are lost, you are making good time.


33 posted on 09/29/2013 5:25:37 PM PDT by Islander2
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To: knarf

There are some words of wisdom in there.


34 posted on 09/29/2013 5:35:12 PM PDT by Verbosus (/* No Comment */)
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To: knarf

bump for later use


35 posted on 09/29/2013 5:49:14 PM PDT by Senator_Blutarski
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To: jimsin
Funny. I like it. I try not to think like that, I am mercenary enough as it is. (:
36 posted on 09/29/2013 5:50:56 PM PDT by riri (Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
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bts


37 posted on 09/29/2013 5:53:23 PM PDT by Clinging Bitterly (R.I P. my old FRiend and neighbor Blackie Owens. Be ever vigilant!)
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To: knarf

No big deal probably just forgot the number sequence.


38 posted on 09/29/2013 6:09:08 PM PDT by mupcat
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To: knarf

b


39 posted on 09/29/2013 9:01:57 PM PDT by cutty
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To: lee martell

I’m that guy. If I make a wrong turn, or get lost, I’ll go a ways, just to see what’s so interesting that there’s a road leading that direction. My wife? 100% opposite. It’s maddening - I’m telling her “relax, it’s a dirt road, in the middle of nowhere Florida, I’m sure the GPS knows where’s it’s leading us” - and she’s worried about Jason, or gators, or something.

That actually happened to me. I turned around, backtracked about 10 miles, and got on the toll road - only to cross over the exact dirt road we were just on. Cost us about 30 minutes, 20-25 miles, and lots of stress. Why? Because she wouldn’t relax and enjoy the orange grove.


40 posted on 09/30/2013 11:47:14 AM PDT by ro_dreaming (Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. ItÂ’s been found hard and not tried')
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