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Brides Throwing Cats? It's Now Officially a Thing [no cats actually thrown]
Catster ^ | Oct 15th 2013 | JaneA Kelley

Posted on 10/16/2013 1:50:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

What do you do when you’re tired of sitting around in your pajamas and playing video games all day? Why, you sit around in your pajamas, fire up Photoshop, and create some giggles by defacing wedding photos! And thus began Brides Throwing Cats. Here are some of my favorite photos -- and, of course, a Very Super Serious and Scholarly timeline of the trend’s development.

Cat throwing began in farm country

The game had its start sometime in the mid 20th century, presumably somewhere in Kansas judging from this photo.

Soon, cat throwing became a competitive sport

This bride took home a medal in the Ohgoshaminny County Regional High School Outdoor Track Championship for her prowess at the over-the-shoulder cat shot put.

Bridesmaids stepped up their game, too

The woman on the right, in the minidress, is reliving her glory days as a forward on her high school basketball team. Either that or she’s doing a dance of joy because she doesn’t have to wear the same hideous Disney princess ball gown as the other unfortunate bridesmaids.

It evolved with trends and tastes

Crowd surfing isn’t just for punk rock shows. Wedding receptions are an ideal venue, especially if you happen to be a cat who was just launched from a bride’s hands.

Today, brides all over the world are pitching cats at their female guests. Let's check in and see how the craze has caught on.

These guests are going to fight for that cat!

Look out, y’all -- the bridesmaids are brawling! Well, except for the woman on the left in the red flowery dress, who seems to be running for her life.

These guests are begging for mercy

If you catch the bride’s bouquet, you’ll be the next to get married. These women must think that catching the bride's cat means that you’ll die alone with 200 cats of your own, who will probably eat you when they realize you're no longer going to feed them.

And these guests just don’t give a crap

Apparently, neither does the bride. This picture just screams (or perhaps mumbles) “yeah, whatever."

Even memes aren’t safe from the cat-throwing craze

Grumpy Cat went to a wedding once. It was horrible!

Just to reiterate: These brides are not throwing actual cats. Neither this post nor the Brides Throwing Cats blog should be construed as endorsements for such behavior. If you're stupid enough to try to throw a cat instead of a bouquet at your wedding, you and your guests will get what you deserve.


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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Thanks to Gefn for the link. Thanks to the Shoopers of the world for having too much free time.
1 posted on 10/16/2013 1:50:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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2 posted on 10/16/2013 1:50:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Photoshop at work.


3 posted on 10/16/2013 1:53:40 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Slings and Arrows
You should see what goes on at bachelor parties...


4 posted on 10/16/2013 1:53:43 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Don’t toss Tard !


5 posted on 10/16/2013 1:55:22 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Slings and Arrows

No way this is fake! Did you see those moves? No way you could fake that!


6 posted on 10/16/2013 1:56:24 PM PDT by mbarker12474
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To: Slings and Arrows

Cute & Clever. Some where, somebody will not read the copy, misunderstand it anyway and annoy their local Humane Society. However, one has to ask, why would these ladies need to reach out and catch something they already have?


7 posted on 10/16/2013 1:56:52 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Sirius Lee

8 posted on 10/16/2013 1:57:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

There’s a pun (or two) in there, but I don’t dare.


9 posted on 10/16/2013 1:58:15 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (The Tea Party was the earthquake, and Chick Fil A the tsunami...100's of aftershocks to come.)
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To: Biggirl

And the unemployed.


10 posted on 10/16/2013 2:03:06 PM PDT by Patriot95
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To: Slings and Arrows

11 posted on 10/16/2013 2:03:49 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Next up: Cats Throwing Brides
Why?
Because, that’s why.


12 posted on 10/16/2013 2:04:54 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

How about Lil’ Bub?


13 posted on 10/16/2013 2:05:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: mbarker12474

It’s as real as pro wrestling.


14 posted on 10/16/2013 2:05:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Poor Grumpy cat


15 posted on 10/16/2013 2:07:27 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: lee martell
Cute & Clever. Some where, somebody will not read the copy, misunderstand it anyway and annoy their local Humane Society.

Ya think?

16 posted on 10/16/2013 2:08:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Darksheare

Absolutely.


17 posted on 10/16/2013 2:09:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Poor Grumpy cat

She's 'ad worse.

18 posted on 10/16/2013 2:10:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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I’m still angry over the feds putting tarps over Mt.Rushmore!


19 posted on 10/16/2013 2:10:45 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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To: martin_fierro

That’s not what Ceiling Cat usually watches.


20 posted on 10/16/2013 2:12:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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