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If You Liked ObamaCare, You'll Love ObamaCar
The Peoples Cube ^ | 11-13-13 | Ivan Betinov

Posted on 11/13/2013 6:33:04 AM PST by Heartlander

If You Liked ObamaCare, You'll Love ObamaCar

In an effort to win back the hearts of the American People, the White House today announced its support of the new ObamaCar program.

"Too many Americans are driving substandard cars," said White House Spokesperson Jay Carney during today's press briefing. "In fact, there are a lot of Americans who don't even have cars. That is why the President, by executive order, has initiated the ObamaCar Program."

The new program will see that all Americans, regardless of age, place of residence, or occupation will be required to purchase a vehicle suitable to meet the standards mandated by ObamaCar.

However, Carney was quick to point out that this did not mean that anyone would be forced to give up their favorite ride.

"If you like the car you are driving now, you can keep your car. Period." Carney read from a prepared statement by President Obama. "Nobody is going to take it away from you. Period."

Carney said this means that nobody will be required to purchase a vehicle they do not want or need. Ever. As long as your current vehicle meets ObamaCar standard features, you can drive it as long as you like. Unless the manufacturer decides to recall it.

"But if that happens, don't blame us," Carney said. "That's the free market at work, that's capitalism, at least how we define capitalism, in action. We didn't do that to you."

He went on to state that all auto manufactures will be required to produce only ObamaCar-compliant vehicles.

The ObamaCar will come in two basic models:

The Sporty Runabout


And the Luxurious Executive Sedan



Both models come equipped with the following standard features:


Log on and order yours today at CarCare.gov!

ObamaCar. We Know What's Good For You.

And Coming Soon: ObamaCycle!



TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Travel
KEYWORDS: abortion; deathpanels; obamacare; zerocare

1 posted on 11/13/2013 6:33:04 AM PST by Heartlander
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To: Heartlander

I’d laugh, but my head hurts.


2 posted on 11/13/2013 6:39:04 AM PST by Mrs. Don-o (Rule 5: Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. " -- Saul Alinsky, "Rules for Radicals")
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To: Heartlander

“Cruz Control” LOL.


3 posted on 11/13/2013 6:39:38 AM PST by left that other site (.)
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To: Heartlander

Brilliant satire! I can only hope that this is seen far and wide.


4 posted on 11/13/2013 6:44:10 AM PST by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: Heartlander

Funny but deadly serious in that Hitler did the SAME damn thing. Germans sunk money in a social security type ‘lock boxed’ account until they could receive a ‘people’s car’. Trouble was, the dictator spent the money on tanks... and homeland security agents to suppress his own people.


5 posted on 11/13/2013 6:51:53 AM PST by ArtDodger
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To: Heartlander

I’m waiting for Obamacan, a government designed toilet.


6 posted on 11/13/2013 6:51:55 AM PST by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: Catmom

A government designed toilet? They have one already – it’s called Chicago…


7 posted on 11/13/2013 7:00:11 AM PST by Heartlander (We are all Rodeo Clowns now!)
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To: Heartlander; cripplecreek

A government designed toilet? They have one already – it’s called Chicago…

PLEEZE! You are insulting thousands of Detroit residents!


8 posted on 11/13/2013 7:11:45 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Heartlander

Don’t forget the “Pelosi Mobile.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtoyjwqoNC0


9 posted on 11/13/2013 7:14:22 AM PST by pke
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

You’re correct – I forgot to mention the prototype…


10 posted on 11/13/2013 7:16:53 AM PST by Heartlander (We are all Rodeo Clowns now!)
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To: Heartlander

I used to have a cartoon of the OSHA cowboy. I lost it but it was a good one!

Found it!

http://community.ubnt.com/t5/The-Lounge/The-Cowboy-After-OSHA/td-p/395890


11 posted on 11/13/2013 7:29:09 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: Heartlander

Nicely done.
Nothing cuts deeper than mocking.


12 posted on 11/13/2013 7:31:50 AM PST by nascarnation (Baraq's 3rd term: squaw Warren? Lord help us!)
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To: Catmom

Algore gave us the lo-flo toilet. You know the ones that never flush, and when they do, they clog up the sewer systems because they use less water.


13 posted on 11/13/2013 8:06:31 AM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: Heartlander

Does it come with a free year’s subscription to ObamaStar?


14 posted on 11/13/2013 8:20:44 AM PST by BraveMan
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To: Heartlander

This was already done long ago with vehicle inspections and emissions inspections.

If your car didn’t pass inspection you couldn’t get it tagged,

and all they have to do is change the regs so that your old car can’t pass inspection.

I’m sure Nanzi Pelozi would call this an economic stimulator because it forces people to buy new cars.


15 posted on 11/13/2013 8:23:36 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Heartlander

Hilarious. Ain’t Socialism fun!
At least we can laugh as we slide
into the abyss.


16 posted on 11/20/2013 11:47:37 AM PST by WKTimpco
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