Posted on 11/13/2013 6:33:04 AM PST by Heartlander
In an effort to win back the hearts of the American People, the White House today announced its support of the new ObamaCar program.
"Too many Americans are driving substandard cars," said White House Spokesperson Jay Carney during today's press briefing. "In fact, there are a lot of Americans who don't even have cars. That is why the President, by executive order, has initiated the ObamaCar Program."
The new program will see that all Americans, regardless of age, place of residence, or occupation will be required to purchase a vehicle suitable to meet the standards mandated by ObamaCar.
However, Carney was quick to point out that this did not mean that anyone would be forced to give up their favorite ride.
"If you like the car you are driving now, you can keep your car. Period." Carney read from a prepared statement by President Obama. "Nobody is going to take it away from you. Period."
Carney said this means that nobody will be required to purchase a vehicle they do not want or need. Ever. As long as your current vehicle meets ObamaCar standard features, you can drive it as long as you like. Unless the manufacturer decides to recall it.
"But if that happens, don't blame us," Carney said. "That's the free market at work, that's capitalism, at least how we define capitalism, in action. We didn't do that to you."
He went on to state that all auto manufactures will be required to produce only ObamaCar-compliant vehicles.
The ObamaCar will come in two basic models:
I’d laugh, but my head hurts.
“Cruz Control” LOL.
Brilliant satire! I can only hope that this is seen far and wide.
Funny but deadly serious in that Hitler did the SAME damn thing. Germans sunk money in a social security type ‘lock boxed’ account until they could receive a ‘people’s car’. Trouble was, the dictator spent the money on tanks... and homeland security agents to suppress his own people.
I’m waiting for Obamacan, a government designed toilet.
A government designed toilet? They have one already – it’s called Chicago…
A government designed toilet? They have one already – it’s called Chicago…
PLEEZE! You are insulting thousands of Detroit residents!
You’re correct – I forgot to mention the prototype…
I used to have a cartoon of the OSHA cowboy. I lost it but it was a good one!
Found it!
http://community.ubnt.com/t5/The-Lounge/The-Cowboy-After-OSHA/td-p/395890
Nicely done.
Nothing cuts deeper than mocking.
Algore gave us the lo-flo toilet. You know the ones that never flush, and when they do, they clog up the sewer systems because they use less water.
Does it come with a free year’s subscription to ObamaStar?
This was already done long ago with vehicle inspections and emissions inspections.
If your car didn’t pass inspection you couldn’t get it tagged,
and all they have to do is change the regs so that your old car can’t pass inspection.
I’m sure Nanzi Pelozi would call this an economic stimulator because it forces people to buy new cars.
Hilarious. Ain’t Socialism fun!
At least we can laugh as we slide
into the abyss.
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