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Costco -- the Bible is fiction
foxnews.com ^ | 11/18/2013 | Todd Starnes

Posted on 11/18/2013 6:54:48 PM PST by massmike

What do the Bible, "The Hunger Games" and "Fifty Shades of Grey" have in common? All three are works of fiction, according to the booksellers at Costco.

Pastor Caleb Kaltenbach made that shocking discovery last Friday as he was shopping for a present for his wife at a Costco in Simi Valley, Calif. “All the Bibles were labeled as fiction,” the pastor told me. “It seemed bizarre to me.” Kaltenbach is the lead pastor at Discovery Church, a non-denominational Christian congregation in southern California.

He thought there must be some sort of mistake so he scoured the shelf for other Bibles. Every copy was plastered with a sticker that read, “$14.99 Fiction.” The pastor knew something must be amiss so he set off in search of a Costco employee hoping for an answer.

Unfortunately, he couldn’t find anyone willing to answer his question (which is not all that surprising if you’ve shopped at Costco).

I doubt they would label the Koran as fiction, Pastor Kaltenbach said. Heaven help us if they did.

So does the warehouse store that sells laundry detergent by the gallon have a problem with the Word of God? I called Costco headquarters in Issaquah, Wash. hoping to get answers. The nice lady who answered the phone told me she was aware of the issue and chalked it up to a “human error at a warehouse.” “It’s all fixed,” she said. But actually, it’s not fixed – because there’s a boatload of Bibles in the Simi Valley store still marked as fiction. At that point, the nice lady on the phone became not-so-nice and promptly informed me that Costco doesn’t talk to the press.

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TOPICS: Books/Literature; Religion
KEYWORDS: bible; biblegodsword; costco; fiction; godsword; lastdays; retail
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1 posted on 11/18/2013 6:54:48 PM PST by massmike
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To: massmike

I’ll have to go to our local Costco and find out if any of the fiction labeled Bibles made it to Houston.


2 posted on 11/18/2013 6:57:18 PM PST by rfreedom4u (Your feelings don't trump my free speech!)
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To: massmike
Where is The Holy Queeran?
3 posted on 11/18/2013 6:57:57 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Who knew that one day professional wrestling would be less fake than professional journalism?)
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To: massmike; MeganC
Well this is going to make me re-think my recent urge to join Costco.

Maybe it was just one Jack-Ass at this store.

4 posted on 11/18/2013 6:58:07 PM PST by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
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To: massmike

The Koran should be in the toilet paper section


5 posted on 11/18/2013 6:59:58 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: GeronL

...or next to the bacon!


6 posted on 11/18/2013 7:02:02 PM PST by massmike (If I like my tagline,I can keep it! Obama said so..........)
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To: massmike

7 posted on 11/18/2013 7:03:29 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: massmike

Find a bunch of ‘fiction’ stickers and start plastering the Koran with them. Let’s see what happens.


8 posted on 11/18/2013 7:06:08 PM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: SkyDancer

Shenanigans!


9 posted on 11/18/2013 7:13:20 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Oh, I’m good for them. Here in the PNW a bus service had these pro Palestinian adverts. I made up a bunch of Israeli flag stickers and plastered those signs with them. The local pro Palestinian org. threw a hissy fit. I love what I do.


10 posted on 11/18/2013 7:16:02 PM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: massmike

Pretend “news”. Gee, what will rile up the “Republican” vote next week, I wonder?


11 posted on 11/18/2013 7:16:03 PM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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To: massmike; mhking

Just d-mn!


12 posted on 11/18/2013 7:17:40 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: SkyDancer

That is delightfully naughty. If I could hug you, I would.


13 posted on 11/18/2013 7:26:49 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Hopefully stacked with the toilet paper.


14 posted on 11/18/2013 7:33:34 PM PST by ObozoMustGo2012
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To: massmike

Costco is apparently run by leftists. The CEO spoke at the last Dem convention.


15 posted on 11/18/2013 7:37:08 PM PST by lodi90
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To: lodi90
Costco is apparently run by leftists. The CEO spoke at the last Dem convention.

Costco is a big contributor to the Dem party, none to republicans. I dropped my membership years ago when that information came out.

16 posted on 11/18/2013 7:45:56 PM PST by Abby4116
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To: massmike

There is some fiction in the Bible. E.g., Job, Tobit...

But really...


17 posted on 11/18/2013 7:46:52 PM PST by Arthur McGowan
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To: Arthur McGowan

I wouldn’t say Job is fiction. It may be the oldest book in the Bible but not fiction.


18 posted on 11/18/2013 7:53:19 PM PST by Sheapdog (Chew the meat, spit out the bones - FUBO - Come and get me)
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To: massmike

I call BS. I’ve been a Costco member for years, and never seen a “fiction” sticker on anything. Yes, they sell Bibles. Isn’t that awesome that they offer Bibles to their members?


19 posted on 11/18/2013 8:03:29 PM PST by Theo (May Christ be exalted above all.)
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To: massmike

>> “What do the Bible, “The Hunger Games” and “Fifty Shades of Grey” have in common? All three are works of fiction, according to the booksellers at Costco.” <<

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This is total BS.

Costco book tables are stacked with unlabeled boxes of books of all kinds, and the only sticker on any of them is the price (lowest in town).
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20 posted on 11/18/2013 8:07:29 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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