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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 12/13/2013 4:44:09 AM PST by Lucky9teen

The Great Debate: Real Vs. Fake?


Fake Quotes

Hard to believe these aren't real.

The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine. — Abraham Lincoln

When in doubt, attribute quotes to Mark Twain. — Mark Twain

The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. — George Washington

I hate it when people quote me on the internet, claiming I said things that I never actually said. — Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

A woman can have a smile, and a woman can have a large backside, but I have been to the mountain and I am here to tell you that when a woman has both of those things she is not to be trusted. — Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Dude, I never said half the shit people attribute to my name, lolz. — Mark Twain

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. will have some good ideas. — Theodore Roosevelt

People who use unattributable and obviously made-up quotes to make some clever point on the internet are the absolute worst. — Anonymous

The fabrication of Oscar Wilde quotes is among the noblest of endeavors. — Oscar Wilde

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but the living room in your fortified compound. — Kurt Vonnegut

Wear sunscreen. — Count Dracula

The use of CGI for Green Lantern's costume is, frankly, a bit distracting. I wish they hadn't done that. — David Ben-Gurion

On the Internet, nobody knows you’re not quoting Martin Luther King, Jr. — Abraham Lincoln

Behind every great man there stands a great woman. Behind every great woman is a great behind. — Bill Clinton

Some of my best friends are Oscar Wilde. — Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

I once killed a man for snoring too loudly. — Gandhi

Rumors of my wit have been greatly exaggerated. — Mark Twain

A fish in the bush is worth two in the pants. — Benjamin Franklin

2 million people will misquote me on Facebook, but most of them won't drag their lazy ass out bed to go vote. — Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Laugh loudly and carry a big stick of butter. — Paula Deen

Who's on first are belong to us. — Bud Abbott & Lou Costello

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false! — Rush Limbaugh

That's not a quote! This is a quote! — Crocodile Dundee

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. — Thomas Edison

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. — Albert Einstein

I've got a bad feeling about this. — Albert Camus

You are excluded from surf and turf night. You are excluded from ravioli night. You are excluded from chicken cutlet night. — Queen Elizabeth II

One misquote is one too many already! — Caesar Augustus



Optimist vs. Pessimist

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other were their looks. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist.
Just to see what would happen, on Christmas day their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure.
That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.
“Why are you crying?” the father asked.
“Because my friends will be jealous, I’ll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I’ll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken.” answered the pessimist twin.
Passing the optimist twin’s room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. “What are you so happy about?” he asked.
To which his optimist twin replied, “There’s got to be a pony in here somewhere!”







And for most Obama voters



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KEYWORDS: fake; ofst; real; silliness
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1 posted on 12/13/2013 4:44:10 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

Too Soon?

for fake


CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST


You Are a Traditional Christmas Tree
For a good Christmas, you don't have to re-invent the wheel.
You already have traditions, foods, and special things you bring out every year.
What Christmas Tree Are You?

2 posted on 12/13/2013 4:51:12 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

ONce again no IBTP. I think you’ve taken this on as some sort of challenge.


3 posted on 12/13/2013 4:56:09 AM PST by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
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To: Lucky9teen
WAKE UP PEEPS
4 posted on 12/13/2013 4:56:28 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

5 posted on 12/13/2013 4:57:16 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Pan_Yan; All
Yes. And here's another challenge. Caption this pic...


6 posted on 12/13/2013 4:58:16 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Christmas

7 posted on 12/13/2013 4:59:17 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Pan_Yan
Mysterious messages are showing up all over the country, in different stores:





8 posted on 12/13/2013 5:00:56 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Snowman

9 posted on 12/13/2013 5:01:42 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen
20 Things We Should Say More Often
10 posted on 12/13/2013 5:03:51 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Christmas
WestJet Plays Santa to 250 Lucky Passengers
11 posted on 12/13/2013 5:05:58 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top something! (15?)

Good Morning!


12 posted on 12/13/2013 5:10:40 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20.
Chiming in from work.


13 posted on 12/13/2013 5:27:36 AM PST by RandallFlagg (IRS = Internal Revenge Service)
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To: Lucky9teen

top 20


14 posted on 12/13/2013 5:28:10 AM PST by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothings)
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To: Lucky9teen

15 posted on 12/13/2013 5:28:50 AM PST by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: Lucky9teen

Just a little more and I can fill this glass.


16 posted on 12/13/2013 5:33:46 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Yay top somethingish!


17 posted on 12/13/2013 5:39:51 AM PST by ConservativeChris (I feel like Marvin Boggs!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Wow. There really is a FReeper with the handle “Christmas.” They posted just once back in 2004. Obviously this place didn’t have the holiday spirit they were looking for.


19 posted on 12/13/2013 5:48:35 AM PST by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
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To: Lucky9teen
I'm in!! Woohoo!!

The Hobbit was very good last night. I highly recommend the new movie.

20 posted on 12/13/2013 5:50:45 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

Wakey wakey


21 posted on 12/13/2013 5:53:25 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

22 posted on 12/13/2013 5:55:31 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!
In before the 5 inches of sleet...


23 posted on 12/13/2013 5:57:16 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

24 posted on 12/13/2013 6:03:29 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

25 posted on 12/13/2013 6:11:11 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

“I need another specimen cup!”


26 posted on 12/13/2013 6:13:32 AM PST by MortMan (We've gone from ‘failure is not an option’ to ‘failure is not an obstacle’.)
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To: Pan_Yan

27 posted on 12/13/2013 6:14:27 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Disambiguator

Ugga Wugga Meatball http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpKcSllexag


28 posted on 12/13/2013 6:18:10 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Andrew Mann - Middle Of The Dancefloor

Official Distinguished Gentleman's Ride - Sydney 2013

YAWN - Acid

29 posted on 12/13/2013 6:22:22 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (I'm a guanka in a bunkaquank in Eskimo)
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To: Lucky9teen

30 posted on 12/13/2013 6:32:31 AM PST by Baynative (Wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray.)
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To: Lucky9teen

31 posted on 12/13/2013 6:35:06 AM PST by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: Baynative

A portable cassette tape player? That cartoon has to be circa 1989.


32 posted on 12/13/2013 6:46:45 AM PST by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
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To: Lucky9teen

“I think I pee’d a wittle bit”


33 posted on 12/13/2013 6:52:41 AM PST by jag.drafting
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To: Lucky9teen

IN!!!


34 posted on 12/13/2013 7:01:01 AM PST by Monkey Face (I know the voices aren't real, but man, do they ever come up with some good ideas!)
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To: Lucky9teen

That is just wrong!!


35 posted on 12/13/2013 7:04:35 AM PST by Monkey Face (I know the voices aren't real, but man, do they ever come up with some good ideas!)
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To: Lucky9teen

True story, prescription side effects

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?”

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I’m not hungry right now. “It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

At lunchtime, she asks him if he’d like something. “How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?”

He declines. “The Viagra,” he says, “really trashes my desire for food.”

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. “Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or
tasty stir fry?”

He declines again. “No,” he says, “it’s got to be the Viagra. I’m still not hungry.”

“Well,” she says, “Would you mind letting me up? I’m starving.”


36 posted on 12/13/2013 7:32:19 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Lol! I’m cranberry and popcorn strung.


37 posted on 12/13/2013 7:36:31 AM PST by Silentgypsy (Mondays should be outlawed.)
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To: All

WARNING:

After a recent wave of identity thefts, the FBI estimates there are over 500 fake Obamacare websites set up for the sole purpose of stealing your personal information.

So protect yourself and remember: The real web site is the one that doesn’t work.


38 posted on 12/13/2013 7:37:47 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen

39 posted on 12/13/2013 7:42:34 AM PST by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: Lucky9teen
You Are a Cranberry and Popcorn Strung Tree
Christmas is all about showcasing your creative talents.
From cookies to nicely wrapped presents, your unique creations impress everyone.
What Christmas Tree Are You?
Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

40 posted on 12/13/2013 7:43:05 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Arrowhead1952

LOL! Keeper!


41 posted on 12/13/2013 7:44:48 AM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Oh, that is soooooo good!


42 posted on 12/13/2013 7:45:09 AM PST by Silentgypsy (Mondays should be outlawed.)
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To: ErnBatavia

43 posted on 12/13/2013 7:45:52 AM PST by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: Lucky9teen
“Nelson Mandela is a leader who Barack Obama should try to emulate. He could start by spending 27 years in prison.” -- Don Imus


Last week it was reported that General Mills is partnering with Michelle Obama to promote healthy eating. Here are the first two products:




One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell right on his twitchy little nose.

“Oh please excuse me,” said the bunny. “I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m blind and can’t see.”

“That’s perfectly all right,” replied the snake. “To be sure, it was my fault. I didn’t mean to trip you, but I’m blind too, and I didn’t see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?”

“Well, I really don’t know,” said the bunny. “I’m blind, and I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.” So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, “Well, you’re soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!

The bunny said, “I can’t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?”

The snake replied that he didn’t know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, “Well, what kind of an animal am I?”

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, “You’re cold, you’re slippery, and you haven’t got any balls…. You must be a politician.”



All for today!!
44 posted on 12/13/2013 7:50:45 AM PST by upchuck (I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'than' and 'then.' Their so stupid...)
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To: Lucky9teen




45 posted on 12/13/2013 8:04:18 AM PST by Lady Jag (Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society. - Aristotle)
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To: ErnBatavia

Whatcha saying Willis?


46 posted on 12/13/2013 8:11:11 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz ("The GOP fights its own base with far more vigor than it employs in fighting the Dims.")
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To: Lucky9teen

FRIDAY>....woot woot


47 posted on 12/13/2013 9:27:17 AM PST by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: Lucky9teen
To the tune of Let It Snow:

Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee

48 posted on 12/13/2013 9:48:13 AM PST by girlscout
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To: EQAndyBuzz
Mullets and Codpieces.....I miss the good ole days.


49 posted on 12/13/2013 10:23:03 AM PST by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: ErnBatavia

I printed this out, laminated it, and hung it up in my class as a warning to my students.


50 posted on 12/13/2013 10:33:25 AM PST by verga (The devil is in the details)
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