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***THE FIRST OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD OF 2014***
Posted on 01/03/2014 7:05:30 AM PST by Lucky9teen
"Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." ~ Mark Twain
"Good resolutions are simply cheques that men draw on a bank where they have no account." – Oscar Wilde
"A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." ~ Anonymous
"This year, let's resolve to make better bad decisions." – someecards
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.” ~ Joey Adams
"May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!" – Aleister Crowley
"New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." ~ James Agate
"You want me to spend more time with Dad? What about my New Year's resolution?" – Homer Simpson
"You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time." – Charlie Brown
"My New Year's resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds." – Nia Vardalos
Dear God, my prayer for 2014 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don’t mix these up like you did last year. ~ Anonymous
For my new year’s resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar. ~ Anonymous
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2014; ofst; silliness
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To: ShadowAce
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:29:22 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:30:49 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:30:49 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Slyfox
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:32:50 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
I resolve this year to do everything in moderation. So 2014 will be my year of excessive moderation…
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:33:38 AM PST
by
Heartlander
(We are all Rodeo Clowns now!)
To: tomkat
26
posted on
01/03/2014 7:37:21 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Heartlander
Excessive moderation....
Reminds me of this
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:45:21 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP 30?!? Happy New Year!
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:48:19 AM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:59:28 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FRIGGIN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TGIF!
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posted on
01/03/2014 7:59:41 AM PST
by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/03/2014 8:01:49 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
For the win!
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posted on
01/03/2014 8:09:55 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Heartlander
The same thing happened with his car, a Civic.
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posted on
01/03/2014 8:11:25 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Obama 2008 : "If you vote for me, you can keep your country")
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/03/2014 8:12:02 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
35
posted on
01/03/2014 8:14:58 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(I will not comply.)
To: Liberty Valance
That boy looks as sharp as a bowling ball....
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posted on
01/03/2014 8:17:08 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
To: Lucky9teen
My new years resolution is to start getting ready for retirement. That will happen in September 2015. I can’t wait for that blessed day.
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posted on
01/03/2014 8:18:53 AM PST
by
NCC-1701
(I am proud of what America USED TO BE.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/03/2014 8:25:12 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
39
posted on
01/03/2014 8:26:16 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(I will not comply.)
To: Dead Corpse
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posted on
01/03/2014 9:00:47 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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