Skip to comments.Man called 911 about angry goat trying to get into his home
Posted on 01/06/2014 3:53:56 PM PST by albasun
A man in south Oklahoma City thought someone was breaking into his house on Thursday, only to find the intruder had four legs and horns. "I heard some rumbling, and I freaked out. I thought that somebody was trying to break into the house, and then I come out here and check it.
With news video. albasun.com //
How far down the food chain are you when you can’t kick a goat’s ass?
Do what I do with my goats. Grab them by the horns, throw them to the ground and give them a swift kick. They become very docile, unfortunately they also have very short memories. Animals need to know who is boss.
Here is the video, without your blog:
Why was your blog involved anyway
Was homemade vodka involved?
I thought the story said a man called 911, it wasnt a man.
I once stored some parts cars at a farm where there were goats, the owner told me to watch out for one of the billy goats, he would sneak up behind you, and but you. Billy tried it once with me, when he came at me to but me I spum around, grabbed him by the horns, and chin, and flipped him on the ground, he didn’t come near me again.
“Grab them by the horns, throw them to the ground and give them a swift kick. They become very docile, unfortunately they also have very short memories. Animals need to know who is boss.”
EXACTLY what the Founders said we were to do with our government.
Well, better an Angry Goat than a vicious Sabre-toothed lime!
/very obscure video game reference.
He should have told them it was a dog. A Pit Bull. The cops would have been there in two minutes, with bells on.
Where’s the video of the screaming goat?
You can’t handle the goat!
ah.. never mind
Thank goodness for The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation.
Without them the victims of senseless goat violence would have nowhere to turn for help.
So basically you’ve stolen a video, stuck it on your blog and now expect hits rewarding the theft?
Well screw you pal.
Goat violence stats courtesy of the The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation:
Each year, over 6000 people are traumatized by goats in the United States alone.
If a child is traumatized by a goat before age five, he/she is five times more likely to become some form of social deviant.
If treatment is received promptly, many of the extremely damaging effects of a goat trauma can be cured.
When given a choice four out five goats will attack a child before attacking either another goat or an adult.
These same goats will choose to assault an adult over another goat more than three times out of five.
There are over 50,000 petting zoos in the United States.
The majority of goat traumas occur before age eight and after age fifty-two.
In a scientific experiment, seven out of ten goats prefer man-made fibers over natural fibers.
I guess I just have to GOAT out and git myself...
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A moose once bit my sister...
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Maybe the goat was looking for the statue of Satan. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3109030/posts
I never hit or kick mine and they’re as polite as dogs.
Years ago, my wife and I were about to leave for work, and suddenly this goat comes from out of nowhere and attacks the car. The damn thing was ramming and jumping up on the door. I got out of the car hoping it would run away, and the thing instead chases me into the house, attacking our back door. After about 5 minutes, it again turns its attention back to the car. At that point my wife leaves with the car to get away from it. I called the police, who brings animal control, and they hauled it off.
Was funny. When the cop car pulled into the driveway, the goat started attacking it too, and the cop couldn’t get out of his car. Had this happened today, the cop would have instead called in a SWAT team or drone strike, and they would have shot the goat 247 times, and probably would have gunned me down too, just for the hell of it.
That’s what she said.
“his neighbour uses the goat as a guard dog”
Is this SOP in some areas of the country? I guess it could double as a landscaper. Don’t they eat grass?
hahaha probably :A
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