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Man called 911 about angry goat trying to get into his home
http://www.albasun.com/2014/01/man-called-911-about-angry-goat-trying.html ^ | 07.01.2014 | albasun

Posted on 01/06/2014 3:53:56 PM PST by albasun

A man in south Oklahoma City thought someone was breaking into his house on Thursday, only to find the intruder had four legs and horns. "I heard some rumbling, and I freaked out. I thought that somebody was trying to break into the house, and then I come out here and check it.

With news video. albasun.com //


TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: angry; blogpimp; goat; man; napl; scared

1 posted on 01/06/2014 3:53:56 PM PST by albasun
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To: albasun

How far down the food chain are you when you can’t kick a goat’s ass?


2 posted on 01/06/2014 3:59:09 PM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: albasun
There is a solution in Mexico -- Cabrito Al Pastor:


3 posted on 01/06/2014 4:00:20 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
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To: Farmer Dean
No kidding. That goat would have quietly disappeared into a gently humming freezer.

/johnny

4 posted on 01/06/2014 4:02:43 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: humblegunner

ping


5 posted on 01/06/2014 4:04:14 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: albasun

Do what I do with my goats. Grab them by the horns, throw them to the ground and give them a swift kick. They become very docile, unfortunately they also have very short memories. Animals need to know who is boss.


6 posted on 01/06/2014 4:06:19 PM PST by centurion316
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To: albasun

Here is the video, without your blog:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36M4J8cwiTQ

Why was your blog involved anyway


7 posted on 01/06/2014 4:08:32 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: centurion316; goat granny

Note!


8 posted on 01/06/2014 4:13:58 PM PST by GOYAKLA (Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel and his a$$ falls off!)
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To: albasun

Was homemade vodka involved?


9 posted on 01/06/2014 4:15:50 PM PST by SkyDancer ("How Can People Ask Forgiveness If They Won't Forgive Others?")
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To: Farmer Dean

I thought the story said a man called 911, it wasnt a man.


10 posted on 01/06/2014 4:18:27 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: centurion316

I once stored some parts cars at a farm where there were goats, the owner told me to watch out for one of the billy goats, he would sneak up behind you, and but you. Billy tried it once with me, when he came at me to but me I spum around, grabbed him by the horns, and chin, and flipped him on the ground, he didn’t come near me again.


11 posted on 01/06/2014 4:22:03 PM PST by c-b 1 (Reporting from behind enemy lines, in occupied AZTLAN.)
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To: centurion316

“Grab them by the horns, throw them to the ground and give them a swift kick. They become very docile, unfortunately they also have very short memories. Animals need to know who is boss.”

EXACTLY what the Founders said we were to do with our government.


12 posted on 01/06/2014 4:28:09 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Obama lied; our healthcare died.)
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To: albasun

Well, better an Angry Goat than a vicious Sabre-toothed lime!

/very obscure video game reference.


13 posted on 01/06/2014 4:32:52 PM PST by DemforBush (Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream?)
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To: albasun

He should have told them it was a dog. A Pit Bull. The cops would have been there in two minutes, with bells on.


14 posted on 01/06/2014 4:36:42 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: DemforBush

Where’s the video of the screaming goat?


15 posted on 01/06/2014 4:38:38 PM PST by k4gypsyrose
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To: k4gypsyrose

You can’t handle the goat!

ah.. never mind


16 posted on 01/06/2014 4:39:24 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: albasun

Thank goodness for The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation.

http://www.goat-trauma.org/

Without them the victims of senseless goat violence would have nowhere to turn for help.


17 posted on 01/06/2014 4:49:28 PM PST by flying Elvis ("In...War, the errors which proceed from a spirit of benevolence are the worst" Clausewitz.)
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To: albasun

So basically you’ve stolen a video, stuck it on your blog and now expect hits rewarding the theft?

Well screw you pal.


18 posted on 01/06/2014 4:50:27 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: albasun

Goat violence stats courtesy of the The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation:

•Each year, over 6000 people are traumatized by goats in the United States alone.

•If a child is traumatized by a goat before age five, he/she is five times more likely to become some form of social deviant.

•If treatment is received promptly, many of the extremely damaging effects of a goat trauma can be cured.

•When given a choice four out five goats will attack a child before attacking either another goat or an adult.

•These same goats will choose to assault an adult over another goat more than three times out of five.

•There are over 50,000 petting zoos in the United States.

•The majority of goat traumas occur before age eight and after age fifty-two.

•In a scientific experiment, seven out of ten goats prefer man-made fibers over natural fibers.


19 posted on 01/06/2014 4:52:24 PM PST by flying Elvis ("In...War, the errors which proceed from a spirit of benevolence are the worst" Clausewitz.)
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To: GeronL

I guess I just have to GOAT out and git myself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU


20 posted on 01/06/2014 5:13:16 PM PST by k4gypsyrose
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To: albasun

Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?

See the loveli lakes

The wonderful telephone system

And mani interesting furry animals

Including the majestic moose

A moose once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”,
“Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”...

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...


21 posted on 01/06/2014 6:45:13 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: Slings and Arrows
Oklahoma City angry goat non-ping?

Maybe the goat was looking for the statue of Satan. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3109030/posts

22 posted on 01/06/2014 10:20:17 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Was there a mosque nearby?


23 posted on 01/07/2014 12:12:25 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: centurion316

I never hit or kick mine and they’re as polite as dogs.


24 posted on 01/07/2014 12:15:17 AM PST by Salamander (Hey, Jack the Ripper, won't you come on over... hook me up to the power lines of your love...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Baa!”
[BANG!]
“Baaa!”


25 posted on 01/07/2014 12:18:19 AM PST by RichInOC ("Baaaa!" "What?" "BAAAA!!" "Of COURSE I'll respect you in the morning.")
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To: albasun

26 posted on 01/07/2014 12:23:33 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: RichInOC

WHAT?!


27 posted on 01/07/2014 12:27:59 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Years ago, my wife and I were about to leave for work, and suddenly this goat comes from out of nowhere and attacks the car. The damn thing was ramming and jumping up on the door. I got out of the car hoping it would run away, and the thing instead chases me into the house, attacking our back door. After about 5 minutes, it again turns its attention back to the car. At that point my wife leaves with the car to get away from it. I called the police, who brings animal control, and they hauled it off.

Was funny. When the cop car pulled into the driveway, the goat started attacking it too, and the cop couldn’t get out of his car. Had this happened today, the cop would have instead called in a SWAT team or drone strike, and they would have shot the goat 247 times, and probably would have gunned me down too, just for the hell of it.


28 posted on 01/07/2014 12:34:52 AM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s what she said.


29 posted on 01/07/2014 12:36:45 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: GOYAKLA
If you try to catch a goat by the horn, it can snap off unless you get the horn at the very base. First you grab a goat by the back leg, with your other hand you can grab onto the horn at the base, hold onto that back leg as he will be trying to still kick out of your grasp. You now have control of the head and horns. Use your knee in the middle of the abdomen, lift it about an inch or two off the ground, then you drop them on their side and sit on them...Trim all 4 hoofs, delouse and worm them, mark down his number on your pad after you let him up, he will back off and stay as far away from you and you just stand in the middle of the barn and grab another one, repeat that about 60 times. In 2 weeks, catch them again but only to deworm and delouse. Hoof trimming and the rest is done 3 months later. I use to be strong and in shape, am now 75 and have a hard time lifting a 20 bag of dog food from the cart to the car....LOL I hate that the most from growing old. bummer. For the big billys it took both me and hubby to get them down and do the hoof trimming etc. We had about 10 that took us both to catch an throw...
30 posted on 01/07/2014 12:37:28 AM PST by goat granny
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To: albasun

“his neighbour uses the goat as a guard dog”

Is this SOP in some areas of the country? I guess it could double as a landscaper. Don’t they eat grass?


31 posted on 01/07/2014 5:10:19 AM PST by ToastedHead
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To: albasun
He must have had a pretty strong door...


32 posted on 01/07/2014 7:06:31 AM PST by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: freedumb2003
One of the best Mexican meals ever


33 posted on 01/07/2014 7:22:50 AM PST by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: Abathar

hahaha probably :A


34 posted on 01/07/2014 2:32:55 PM PST by albasun
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