a quick thought for this morning . . . Obama has his pen and his phone. .Good.........
He can stick his pen up his arse then call someone who cares.
Posted on 01/17/2014 4:53:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Well folks, because I've been busy at work, today is going to be a FREE FOR ALL! So have at it...
a quick thought for this morning . . . Obama has his pen and his phone. .Good.........
He can stick his pen up his arse then call someone who cares.
Go right ahead. I swiped it off Twitchy’s FB feed.
What wrong with sunny side up eggs?
Dancing Guy versus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF_rf-b—VQ
In the Stones related jokes file...
What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?
Mick Jagger says “Hey, you, get offa my cloud”...
The Scotsman says “Hey, McCloud, get offa my ewe!”
Looter guy!
Four long-time friends were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in said, “Let’s do it!...We’ll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.”
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says, “Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off.”
The second guy says, “I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”
The third guy says “Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.”
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds. “I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas!...It’s a great morning — intercourse or golf course?”
She said, “Don’t forget your sweater.”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Nothing, I suppose, but I prefer mine scrambled.
IS that from SNL? That is soo funny...
Obama, former President George W. Bush, a sweet little old lady and a beautiful blonde with large breasts are on a train.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the Blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
George Bush thinks: I cant wait for another tunnel so I can slap the sh!t out of Obama again!
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“Get Some ‘Slosh On Your ‘Stache!”
lol...that’s a real beer?
Two buddies, Kevin and Doug, were getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Doug throws up all over himself. “Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!” Kevin says, “Don’t worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your shirt pocket and tell Angie that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill.”
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Doug stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a tough time.
“You reek of alcohol and you’ve puked all over yourself! My God, you’re disgusting!”
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Doug says, “Nowainaminit, I can e’splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jewthink. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got sick on me......he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said he’s was berry sorry an’ stuck twentie bucks in my breast pocket for the cleaning bill!”
His wife looks in the shirt pocket and says, “But this is forty bucks...”
“Oh, yeah....... I almos’ fergot. He shhhit in my pants, too.”
“Ah, Iron City beer. I remember in college I could get a case for 4 bucks.”
We would splurge, go for the extra buck and buy Stegmaier.
YIN!? What the heck is that supposed to mean? I don't grok pig latin, I guess.
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