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Man tells doctors he has no idea how bottle got stuck up his bum
The Daily Star ^ | 1/09/2014 | Tom+Rawle

Posted on 02/01/2014 12:17:38 AM PST by diverteach

An eye-watering X-ray shows the damage to the poor man who claimed he had no idea the bottle got there.

When asked what he thought may be giving him such bad pains he played the fool.

But after seeing the shocking X-ray results, it all came flooding back.

The man, who does not want to be named, confessed to inserting the bottle in his home and then trying to use a steel wire to to fish it out. Of course….the wire got stuck as well.

Doctors at the hospital in Fuzhou, the capital of southeast China's Fujian Province, were forced to operate on the man after it was found his bowel had been pierced.

The whereabouts of the bottle and wire are unknown but are recommended to remain untouched.


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To: diverteach

No Obama dolls?


21 posted on 02/01/2014 1:39:03 AM PST by Dallas59 (Obama: The first "White Black" President.)
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To: 21twelve
Family member works in Trauma unit......Dr. called her into x-ray to show her “something”.......it was a Gerbil stuck in a man's rectum! Apparently gays inject a Gerbil with cocaine or some sort of drug and then partially freeze them enough to..well....then when the Gerbil begins to thaw it goes ballistic in there.

This goes beyond sick and deranged people.....they've passed the point of sanity and then some

22 posted on 02/01/2014 1:46:29 AM PST by caww
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To: 21twelve

One of my older brothers was friends with an ER nurse who had many of the same stories. Light bulbs seem to be the most common (wonder if that will change with the incandescent bulb being phased out?), but there were all manner of bizarre things she had to deal with.

There are some very twisted puppies out there!


23 posted on 02/01/2014 1:47:32 AM PST by DemforBush (A Repo Man is *always* intense.)
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To: shibumi

Oh that’s funny!

Family who works in Trauma told me you wouldn’t believe what they find.....said the Dr’s know the minute these guys walk in the room that somethings up there. One time the guy had his legs in the stirrups and the Dr. put his head light on to check things out ...only to see a light shinning back at him...the guy had used a flashlight!


24 posted on 02/01/2014 1:50:06 AM PST by caww
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To: caww

See post #12.


25 posted on 02/01/2014 1:54:46 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: diverteach

What? No shower?


26 posted on 02/01/2014 1:59:38 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Hugin; F15Eagle; Gamecock

Hugin got here first.

Least it wasn’t a fusilli sculpture.


27 posted on 02/01/2014 2:12:01 AM PST by Larry Lucido (If you like your all your base, you can keep your all your base. - CATS)
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To: diverteach

Fell on it while walking backwards.
It is as plausible as someone “accidentally” having sex with someone.
“My clothes fell off and I tripped!”
“Ninjas!”


28 posted on 02/01/2014 2:17:27 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: diverteach

Many people would be amazed just how often we see this
type of phenomenon in the ER. Many an x ray tech has a
private collection of “interesting x rays” they have copied
over the years.....MANY of them involve such proclivities.


29 posted on 02/01/2014 2:44:17 AM PST by nvscanman
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To: nvscanman

Boss’s wife ER RN.
Story about venerial warts and a coloscopy hole...


30 posted on 02/01/2014 2:54:12 AM PST by misanthrope (Liberalism; it is not unthinking ignorance, it is malignant evil.)
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To: diverteach

Eligibility for those is only upon causing one’s own death or sterility; specifically with reference to removing oneself from the “gene pool”. Capability of sound judgment is another criterion.


31 posted on 02/01/2014 2:56:39 AM PST by Olog-hai
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To: caww
What, no Paris Hilton?


32 posted on 02/01/2014 3:06:50 AM PST by Hugin
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To: shibumi

33 posted on 02/01/2014 3:50:12 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: 21twelve

Barbie heads! That beats what I saw on xray; plastic banana. Guy came into the ER with inexplicable pain. After reading the report the ER doc asks how it got there, guy said he must have sat on it.


34 posted on 02/01/2014 3:52:37 AM PST by whatshotandwhatsnot (Islam Wants You Dead!)
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To: diverteach

The enema bottle must have had directions in chingresh.


35 posted on 02/01/2014 3:55:22 AM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: diverteach

He didn’t die so no Darwin he is still diluting the gene pool.


36 posted on 02/01/2014 4:26:26 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Avenge me Girls AVENEGE ME!!!! ( I don't have any son's))
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To: diverteach

I have a sister who was a nurse in the emergency room for many years. The stories she told us about people with things stuck in places they were not designed to be placed. All hilarious.


37 posted on 02/01/2014 4:30:41 AM PST by driftless2
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To: 21twelve
and a guy with a bunch of Barbie heads shoved up there (like 13 or something!).

13 is unlucky. Should have stopped at 12.

38 posted on 02/01/2014 4:34:33 AM PST by Go Gordon (Barack McGreevey Obama)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
Thank heavens no gerbils were harmed.

Well, now, was the bottle empty?

39 posted on 02/01/2014 4:37:44 AM PST by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: diverteach

The news is that this type of thing is not at all that uncommon in the pervert “community.” From people I’ve known in ER’s, I’ve heard that they’ve found much worse (and more.)


40 posted on 02/01/2014 4:51:16 AM PST by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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